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Clips from Diff'rent Strokes (1978) - Movin' In (S01E01)

By the way, guys, stay out of my room or I'll punch you out.

"By the way, guys, stay out of my room or I'll punch you out."

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She's not kidding.

"She's not kidding."

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When she was six days old, she gave the boy in the next crib a fat lip.

"When she was six days old, she gave the boy in the next crib a fat lip."

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She better not mess with me, or else I'll reach up, belt her in the knee.

"She better not mess with me, or else I'll reach up, belt her in the knee."

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Hey, I'm so darned glad to have you fellows here, I can't tell you.

"Hey, I'm so darned glad to have you fellows here, I can't tell you."

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Well, what do you think of your big new house?

"Well, what do you think of your big new house?"

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Got big places in Harlem, too.

"Got big places in Harlem, too."

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Yeah, but they're all falling down.

"Yeah, but they're all falling down."

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Hey, come here, boys, I want to show you something. What?

"Hey, come here, boys, I want to show you something. What?"

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I want to show you the view from up here.

"I want to show you the view from up here."

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I've got a surprise for you.

"I've got a surprise for you."

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Look, you can see the whole city from here.

"Look, you can see the whole city from here."

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We're on the 30th floor.

"We're on the 30th floor."

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Man, ain't this something?

"Man, ain't this something?"

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Imagine, living up so high you can't even smell the garbage.

"Imagine, living up so high you can't even smell the garbage."

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I never smelled the garbage in Harlem.

"I never smelled the garbage in Harlem."

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This is my kind of pad.

"This is my kind of pad."

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I'm glad, Arnold.

"I'm glad, Arnold."

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It's my kind of pad, too.

"It's my kind of pad, too."

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Look at that view, Willis.

"Look at that view, Willis."

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On a clear day, you can see New Jersey.

"On a clear day, you can see New Jersey."

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Not that anyone would want to.

"Not that anyone would want to."

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You know something, Arnold, that chair you're sitting in is 200 years old.

"You know something, Arnold, that chair you're sitting in is 200 years old."

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Willis, we were sitting on a fortune in Harlem and we never knew it.

"Willis, we were sitting on a fortune in Harlem and we never knew it."

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Boys, listen,

"Boys, listen,"

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I'm going to see that you have the same advantages that I had growing up.

"I'm going to see that you have the same advantages that I had growing up."

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You're going to go to the best schools, the finest colleges,

"You're going to go to the best schools, the finest colleges,"

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where you can learn about things like art and music.

"where you can learn about things like art and music."

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Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Chopin.

"Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Chopin."

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They all friends of yours?

"They all friends of yours?"

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They're all dead, dodo-head.

"They're all dead, dodo-head."

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What killed them?

"What killed them?"

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Well, they lived a very long time ago.

"Well, they lived a very long time ago."

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In other words, you don't know what killed them.

"In other words, you don't know what killed them."

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Look, Mr. Drummond, you done a nice thing promising Mama you'd take care of us,

"Look, Mr. Drummond, you done a nice thing promising Mama you'd take care of us,"

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but Arnold and me ain't gonna take no charity.

"but Arnold and me ain't gonna take no charity."

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Oh, hey, I am not offering charity.

"Oh, hey, I am not offering charity."

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You'll get no free lunch here.

"You'll get no free lunch here."

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You mean we gotta pay for our eats?

"You mean we gotta pay for our eats?"

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No, I mean you're gonna have to work for it.

"No, I mean you're gonna have to work for it."

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You're gonna have to go to school, study hard, and become solid citizens.

"You're gonna have to go to school, study hard, and become solid citizens."

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Do we get time off for good behavior?

"Do we get time off for good behavior?"

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No.

"No."

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Come on, I want to show you your room and my hot tub.

"Come on, I want to show you your room and my hot tub."

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You stole a tub?

"You stole a tub?"

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If we help you fence it, we get half.

"If we help you fence it, we get half."

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This is a hot tub.

"This is a hot tub."

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And you are welcome to use it any time you want.

"And you are welcome to use it any time you want."

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Willis, I ain't going in this ocean without no lifeguard.

"Willis, I ain't going in this ocean without no lifeguard."

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You boys are going to love it.

"You boys are going to love it."

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When anything's bothering me, I just slip into the tub and it eases away my tension.

"When anything's bothering me, I just slip into the tub and it eases away my tension."

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How much bread did you lay out for this washtub?

"How much bread did you lay out for this washtub?"

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About $4,000.

"About $4,000."

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No wonder you got tension.

"No wonder you got tension."

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It's worth every cent.

"It's worth every cent."

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To have a place where you can think about life and reflect.

"To have a place where you can think about life and reflect."

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Soak away your troubles,

"Soak away your troubles,"

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and make important decisions.

"and make important decisions."

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Willis, you going in that thing?

"Willis, you going in that thing?"

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Of course he is.

"Of course he is."

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Nobody speaks for me but me.

"Nobody speaks for me but me."

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And when he speaks, nobody listens.

"And when he speaks, nobody listens."

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Come on, guys, I want to show you the way to your room.

"Come on, guys, I want to show you the way to your room."

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Willis.

"Willis."

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You little runt.

"You little runt."

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Well, here it is, boys.

"Well, here it is, boys."

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How do you like it?

"How do you like it?"

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Man, this is better than anything I ever saw on The Brady Bunch.

"Man, this is better than anything I ever saw on The Brady Bunch."

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Willis, you take the top, Arnold, you sleep in the lower bunk.

"Willis, you take the top, Arnold, you sleep in the lower bunk."

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How come you keep telling us what to do all the time?

"How come you keep telling us what to do all the time?"

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Don't you think we have any brains?

"Don't you think we have any brains?"

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Willis, I guess I just committed another faux pas.

"Willis, I guess I just committed another faux pas."

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You did what for your pa?

"You did what for your pa?"

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No, Arnold, that's French for "I blew it."

"No, Arnold, that's French for "I blew it.""

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Arnold, you sleep up top.

"Arnold, you sleep up top."

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Okay, Willis.

"Okay, Willis."

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But just don't go drinking no water before bedtime.

"But just don't go drinking no water before bedtime."

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I don't want no accidents.

"I don't want no accidents."

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Okay, if you go eating onions, don't go breathing up.

"Okay, if you go eating onions, don't go breathing up."

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Arnold, there's a handy ladder here for you to make it easy.

"Arnold, there's a handy ladder here for you to make it easy."

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I don't need any ladder.

"I don't need any ladder."

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Stand back, everybody.

"Stand back, everybody."

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Here comes Arnold.

"Here comes Arnold."

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Hey, hey. What's wrong with using the ladder, Arnold? That's what it's for.

"Hey, hey. What's wrong with using the ladder, Arnold? That's what it's for."

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He's gotta learn to do things for himself.

"He's gotta learn to do things for himself."

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Go ahead, Arnold. Okay.

"Go ahead, Arnold. Okay."

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I think I'll try the Fosberry Flop.

"I think I'll try the Fosberry Flop."

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See? It was nothing.

"See? It was nothing."

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Nice climbing, Arnold. Yeah.

"Nice climbing, Arnold. Yeah."

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I'll get you a flag to plant up there.

"I'll get you a flag to plant up there."

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Boy, you guys are a tough audience.

"Boy, you guys are a tough audience."

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But I sure am glad to have you both here.

"But I sure am glad to have you both here."

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You know something?

"You know something?"

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I always wanted a son and now I got two of them.

"I always wanted a son and now I got two of them."

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I'm a very lucky man.

"I'm a very lucky man."

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Okay, guys, I'm gonna leave you alone to unpack.

"Okay, guys, I'm gonna leave you alone to unpack."

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Color TV, stereo, our own cook.

"Color TV, stereo, our own cook."

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Man, Willis, I think we died and went to heaven.

"Man, Willis, I think we died and went to heaven."

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Well, come off those clouds, little brother.

"Well, come off those clouds, little brother."

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Huh?

"Huh?"

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Don't get too used to this place.

"Don't get too used to this place."

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What you talking about, Willis?

"What you talking about, Willis?"

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Arnold, it ain't us that died and went to heaven, it's Mama and Papa.

"Arnold, it ain't us that died and went to heaven, it's Mama and Papa."

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I'm sorry, Willis.

"I'm sorry, Willis."

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Arnold, we don't belong in this place.

"Arnold, we don't belong in this place."

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Drummond ain't our people, and we ain't staying here.

"Drummond ain't our people, and we ain't staying here."

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But Willis, how many kids like us got a chance like this?

"But Willis, how many kids like us got a chance like this?"

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Don't you realize we have everything going for us now?

"Don't you realize we have everything going for us now?"

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Forget it.

"Forget it."

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Come 7:00 tomorrow morning,

"Come 7:00 tomorrow morning,"

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you and me are going back to Harlem where we belong.

"you and me are going back to Harlem where we belong."

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Willis, why do we have to go back to Harlem?

"Willis, why do we have to go back to Harlem?"

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Why can't we stay here?

"Why can't we stay here?"

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'Cause we miss Harlem.

"'Cause we miss Harlem."

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Yeah, and I wanna miss Harlem the rest of my natural life.

"Yeah, and I wanna miss Harlem the rest of my natural life."

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Arnold, we don't belong in no penthouse.

"Arnold, we don't belong in no penthouse."

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We ain't the right color.

"We ain't the right color."

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I'll get me a skin transplant.

"I'll get me a skin transplant."

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A head transplant is what you need.

"A head transplant is what you need."

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