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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Band or DJ? (S08E08)

"and delivered to my tent."
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"After you perform the traditional Dance of the Seven Veils..."
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"we'll adjourn to the tiger skin rug where we'll..."
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"- Barney... - Robin!"
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"If we're gonna build a marriage together..."
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"[Sighs] Fine. Finish your story."
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"Thank you. [Scoffs]"
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"Where we'll... do it."
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"- Did you ask for my father's permission? - No, I did not."
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"A little? Dude's a stone-cold Slytherin."
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"tied to a chair in a back room."
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"Anyway, we go get lunch..."
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"I know I already told you this, but my dad is a scary guy."
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"Please, I think I can handle..."
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"- Hello, Robin. - Hello, sir."
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"Put that thing away. Give your old man a hug."
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"I'm glad you could meet me here at my favorite restaurant."
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"Carol and I come here all the time."
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"- [Clears Throat] - I... You..."
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"When... Da... Who's Carol?"
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"Likes Zumba."
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"She's the reason I moved to New York City."
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"Eight months ago. Thanks for the call, by the way."
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"Well, I figured you knew."
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"It's on my Facebook page."
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"You really should respond to my friend request."
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"I post a lot of great stuff."
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"Are you familiar with memes?"
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"There's a cat who says, "I can has cheezburger?""
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"Okay, what the hell happened to you?"
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"Robin, I know in the past..."
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"I have been... emotionally distant."
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"But Carol has brought out a whole new side of me."
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"I have a new outlook on life..."
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"a devil-may-care insouciance that embodies the credo..."
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""No shirt, no shoes, no problem.""
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"Robin, I'm fun now."
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"- Oh! - Oh, God."
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"- He's fun now? - That does not sound fun."
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"No child should have to see a parent go through that."
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"Well, it probably took some of the pressure off the Barney of it all."
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"Sir, hi."
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"My name is Barney Stinson."
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"This is Barney?"
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"Grown men are not blond!"
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"- Dad! - Pleased to meet you."
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"That's a very... fun hair color."
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"That's nothing. When he met me, his first words were, "Nice blouse.""
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"- You were wearing a blouse. - It was not a blouse!"
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"How much do you guys think they should rock? 'Cause I vote a million."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think we already settled on a deejay, so..."
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"Lily, do you remember the band you guys almost hired for your wedding?"
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"Remember them? I'll call them up and book them for you."
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"- Just say the word. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I... I feel like we keep coming back to this deejay thing."
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"- What do you think, baby? - I don't think anyone should book anything right now."
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"Well, why not?"
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"Well, I am going to the room marked "Spaghettis"..."
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"which I'm hoping is the ladies' room."
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""Meatballs" has to be men's, right?"
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"I don't know what the hell "Calamaris" is."
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"[Nervous Chuckle]"
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"Um..."
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"- Sir, I... I... - Permission denied."
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"Relax, baby. I got this."
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"I know how to be persuasive."
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"[Ted Narrating] The next day, Uncle Barney met Robin's dad for lunch..."
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"at the same restaurant..."
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"this time, with a plan."
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"Hello, Mr. Scherbatsky. I think we got off on the wrong foot."
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"I left the meatball at home so I could talk to you spaghetti to spaghetti."
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"Sir, I'm very serious about marrying your daughter."
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"I slaughtered a whole family of bears with my bare hands."
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"to her father as tribute."
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"You know what we call that in Canada? Manners."
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"Would either of you like a Mudslide?"
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"I'll have a Jazzy Pizzazzy Razzleberry Rainbow milk shake..."
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"with a swirly straw."
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"You didn't say the magic word."
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"I'll go get your drink."
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"- Still crying, huh? - Yeah."
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"We've tried everything short of a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee."
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"Still nothing but clean dipeys."
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"There's only one explanation for this."
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"Marvin has potty-trained himself."
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"He sneaks into the bathroom while we're sleeping."
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"I'll ask Barney to check the tapes."
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"Barney has cameras in our bathroom?"
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"Well, I mean, don't you think?"
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"- Hey, guys. - Robin, good."
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"You're here. Bad news."
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"That wedding band you wanted is booked for May 25."
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"Oh, no. What are you gonna do?"
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"Oh! Oh, hey! Here's an idea."
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"Oh, God, Ted, if you suggest a deejay..."
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"Far from it. I was gonna suggest a band."
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"A band called Kool and the Gang."
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"Robin, would you like for me..."
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"to get Kool and the Gang to play at your wedding?"
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"Uh, yeah, I guess so."
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"And would it be okay if they invited their friends..."
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"and the Bee Gees and Journey and Queen?"
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"What? What are you say... How... How is that even possible?"
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"I'll tell you how. You hire a deejay."
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"Wicka-wicka-wicka! Burn."
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"Ugh! God, this is, like, the 15th time my dad has sent me a friend request."
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"- I'm just gonna hit "accept." - [Ted] No!"
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"He's talking about my mom's 2,000-word review..."
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"of Fifty Shades of Grey."
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"And 14 of those words were "vulva.""
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"You're gonna get endless requests to play some game..."
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"that has something to do with gangsters and farming."
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"Robin, trust me."
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"Yeah, I... I think I may have given you guys the wrong impression."
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"Okay, my dad is actually not that bad of a guy."
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"Do it, Barney. Squeeze that trigger."
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"I don't want to do this."
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"- You think I wanted to kill that bear? - Yeah, kinda."
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"Oh, yeah, you're right."
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"- [Barney Sobbing] - What... What the hell is this?"
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