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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Gary Blauman (S09E09)

"Lily. Out-of-court settlement. Drop this whole thing and I'll give you 10 bucks."
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"No."
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"[MARSHALL CLEARS THROAT]"
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"I'm ready to give my decision."
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"This was a tough one. Good points on both sides..."
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"...but ultimately, Blauman stays."
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"There is a higher law at every wedding, a law that trumps all other arguments."
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"When the bride asks for something, she gets it."
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"BILLY: Good point. - Wow. He's right."
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"This fake court thingy is adjourned. Judged."
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"I guess let's go find Blauman and tell him the good news."
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"Yeah, about that, bit of a wrinkle. I was just in the hallway, ran into Blauman."
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"Told him if he didn't leave immediately, Zabka was gonna crane-kick him in the face."
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"- We have to stop him. - Barney."
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"- Ahh. - Come on, come on."
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"So we all run out to the parking lot to stop Gary Blauman from leaving the wedding..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"This is my place."
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"TED: Oh."
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"So, uh, well, I guess this is where I leave you."
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"This is your place."
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"Yep."
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"- You sure it's not a few blocks that way? - Nope, it's right here."
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"It's right where you picked me up."
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"So it is."
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"TED: Eight years earlier, I would've given some speech, confessed my love, scared her off."
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"- Ted? - Oh, thank God."
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"Do you at least wanna finish your story?"
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"Right."
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"So we all ran out to the parking lot and..."
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"Blauman. Blauman. I'm sorry. You can stay. Billy won't kick you in the face."
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"It's not even my move. If I was gonna do anything..."
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"...I'd sweep the leg and put you in a body bag."
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"What, is that from one of your poems?"
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"Thank you for that."
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"You're not a Taft. Roosevelt shouldn't have divided the party."
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"- He handed the election to Wilson. Right? - Completely, right?"
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"No. Wait, no. All right? Forget it."
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"And, James, I'm sorry about you and Tom..."
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"...but you have to stop blaming me for your own decisions."
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"Well, guys, take a good look."
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"This face? You won't be seeing again."
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"- The br... The br... - Yeah, Gary."
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"He's really leaving."
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"Hey, Barney."
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"Do you still have my wedding ring?"
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"I've got some work to do. Excuse me."
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"Blauman will cool off. We'll see him again."
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"We might really never see him again."
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"Because I remember at our wedding, looking out and thinking:"
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""Man, everyone here means so much to me.""
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"A bunch of those people, you know, I haven't seen them since."
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"The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime..."
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"... you love so much when you're young..."
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"... as the years go by, you just lose touch."
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"That being said, I did manage to keep track of a few people."
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"Carl's still behind the bar at MacLaren's."
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"Hey, watch it over there."
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"Yeah, watch it over there."
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"TED: It's become a family business."
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"Jeanette was arrested for mailing jars of urine to Val Kilmer."
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"... but did receive mandatory psychological counseling."
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"Hello, handsome."
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"I should say up front, I'm not allowed to date my... Oh, what the hell."
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"Bitterman, get the car."
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"Getting the car, sir."
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"Patrice has her own drive time radio show. People call in, she gives advice."
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"TED: William Zabka became the youngest poet ever..."
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"He's currently working on a collection of travel essays."
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"TED: Zoey pops up on the news every now and then, supporting some cause or another."
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"It doesn't always go well for her."
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"The hawk is a majestic creature. She means you no..."
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"[HAWK SCREAMS]"
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"Aah! No, I'm your friend. I'm helping you."
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"TED: Still, it's nice knowing she's out there fighting the good fight."
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"Scooter's been married for a while."
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"You look beautiful today, Jasmine. Like every day."
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"- Move. I serve sloppy joe now. - Okay."
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"TED: Blitz struggled with a gambling addiction for a while..."
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"... but after a three-day bender on the same slot machine, he finally kicked it."
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"I gotta get help."
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"- Learned to live a life of style"
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"Yes!"
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"- Whoo! - Oh, man."
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"Carol. Her name was Carol."
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"Thank you."
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"TED: Sandy Rivers'inappropriate behavior finally caught up with him..."
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"TED: He hasn't changed."
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"And nobody's happier about it than their kids."
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"Hey, kids, have I ever told you how I met your father?"
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"It was at a party."
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"TED: And as for Blauman..."
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"Sorry for storming off. I don't wanna miss this wedding."
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"TED: You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life..."
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"... to part ways with people forever."
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"That's why when you find someone you wanna keep around..."
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"... you do something about it."
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"So I guess good night."
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"Good night."
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"Unless..."
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"Do you wanna walk around some more? It's still early."
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"Sure."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Remembering this."
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"Come on."
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"- Hey, there's the blushing... - Code red!"
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"- I hate that guy. - Why?"
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"That's it. No more books, Ted."
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"- No! - Please!"
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"After that day, I have never liked that guy."
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"[GROWLING]"
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"Robin put this on my plate, so I'll make the decision. Now, let's take a short recess."
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"- What in the...? - For one simple reason."
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"But I didn't. Because somehow I just knew this was all gonna work out."
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"[ENGINE STARTS]"
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"- Of course we will. MARSHALL: I don't know."
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"I guess something about her helped him get over Lily."
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"But I'd like to think that wherever she is, she..."
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"... ending his news career in America."
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"Guys, wait."
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