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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - Trouble, My Lovely/The Common Man (S01E01)

"Mr. Scheckter, a private investigator--"
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"a good one--"
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"places his life on the line with each case."
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"His life, Mr. Scheckter-- literally."
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"You do understand this?"
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"Oh, sure I understand it."
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"[ Stammers ] Well, I came here to do it, so let's do it."
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"You shall, Mr. Scheckter."
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"[ Coughs, Gasps ]"
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"[ Clears Throat ] Uh, give me a refill on that, will ya?"
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"In fact-- [ Sniffles ] make it a double."
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"[ Loud Slap ] Yes, Arthur, you do that."
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"You tell my husband, and then you tell him about Peggy."
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"Iris, you're going to be sensible about this."
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"I'm tired of being sensible, Arthur."
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"Now let go of me and tell your protégé to stay out of my way."
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"- Iris, you're going to hear me out. - Hey, folks."
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"- Fella, you stay out of it. - I don't mean to interfere, but--"
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"Good. Let's keep it that way."
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"Iris, sit down."
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"I don't think the lady wants your company."
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"[ Sniffles ] take off, okay?"
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"Uh!"
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"Oh, dear. Oh."
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"My car's just outside."
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"That's his gunsel. I'll take care of him."
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"Come on."
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"[ Stanley Narrating ] Her name was Iris. Iris Chandler."
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"Spelled C-L-A-S-S-- capital "C" and underlined."
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"She needed a private eye, and, of course, I was available."
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"When she looked at you, it was like a 30,000-volt charge,"
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"with a message in those deep, blue eyes that would melt a telegraph key."
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"[ Parrot Squawking ]"
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"They're charging him an arm and a leg,"
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"and he lets them walk all over him."
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"I suppose we should feel grateful we've even got a roof over our heads."
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"It's really quite a place. It's not bad."
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"I knew I shouldn't have come. Florence, I told you."
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"Spacious? The bedroom's on the wrong side."
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"Typical tropical island,"
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"and not one lousy tangerine in the basket."
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"You didn't have any trouble with the oranges."
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"You don't have to pick on Arnold."
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"If that's what I think it is growing outside my window--"
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"Florence, he knows I'm allergic."
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"Hey, look, we're here. That's the main thing."
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"Let's enjoy it, okay? [ Scoffs ]"
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"like it was Labor Day weekend at Rockaway Beach,"
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"and you want to enjoy it."
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"[ Scoffs ]"
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"I like your taste in houses."
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"[ Engine Starts ]"
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"Peggy-- my stepdaughter."
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"I like your taste in stepdaughters too."
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"Yes, she is attractive, isn't she?"
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"Very nice. Thank you."
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"You, uh, need a detective because of that guy in the bar?"
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"Arthur? Arthur Hemmings. Yes."
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"He owns what used to be called a roadhouse--"
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"a small nightclub, a cocktail lounge."
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"Don't tell me. Don't tell me. [ Sniffles ]"
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"There's a casino in the back."
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"Why, yes. Casino, horse parlor--"
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"anything else he can make a dollar from."
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"How much are you into him for?"
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"It's my daughter who's into him, sir. Not my wife."
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"Darling."
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"I presume this is the detective you said you were going to engage."
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"Mr. Scheckter, my husband-- Theodore Chandler."
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"How do you do? How do you do?"
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"You told him about Peg's I.O.U.'s?"
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"So far, she's signed $50,000 in I.O.U.'s."
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"Well, why don't you just pay 'em off?"
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"Arthur won't let us just pay them off."
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"- Can I get you a drink, Mr. Scheckter? - Never when I'm on a case."
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"Those markers are Arthur Hemmings's entrée into the Chandler fortune."
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"Otherwise, the police will be informed."
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"Excuse me, Mrs. Chandler, but, uh, gambling debts cannot be legally collected."
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"Bad checks can be, Mr. Scheckter."
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"Ah."
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"She paid the markers by check, and the checks bounced."
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"Unless she has the markers, she can't prove the checks were written for gambling debts."
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"My daughter may be wild and uncontrollable, Mr. Scheckter, but she's my daughter."
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"And the thought of her in prison--"
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"You want the markers."
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"I want her out of the clutches of that monster."
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"You've come to the right man, Mr. Chandler."
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"And your son, what does he do?"
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"Oh, Arnold is going to private school. That's nice."
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"He flunked out of every regular school we put him in."
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"He's young. What did you want to do when you were 12?"
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"I'm not sure I was ever allowed to be 12."
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"- I trust you're comfortable and happy. - I suppose so, considering."
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"I was beginning to wonder, though,"
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"about the peace and quiet I was expecting... and the respect."
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"Oh, give it time, Mr. Stouton. You just got here."
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"Mr. Stouton had a very good question,"
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"and you did not even have a good answer."
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"No peace, no respect. Not even a tangerine in his fruit basket."
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"Too much attention to picky little details, Tattoo,"
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"is the mark of a small man."
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"But I am a small man."
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"Arthur's club is on the other side of town."
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"You know, Mrs. Chandler, there's more to this than you're telling me."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean the part about your relationship with Arthur Hemmings..."
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"that your husband doesn't know."
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"I have to know what I'm getting into here."
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"I went to Arthur to talk to him about Peggy's debt."
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"Sure."
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"My husband is dead from the waist down."
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"Arthur Hemmings is a man-- a whole man."
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"He's strong and beautiful."
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"Mr. Scheckter, you're blushing."
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"Me? No, you kiddin'?"
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"No, it's just-- [ Coughs, Clears Throat ]"
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"Something I ate. I think I'm chokin' on one of them walnuts."
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"[ Clearing Throat ]"
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"Don't you understand? I was weak."
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"I am weak. I need your help."
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