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Clips from NewsRadio - Xmas Story (S02E02)

"the internal logic of the item itself."
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"It's just that the gesture seems a little..."
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"Well, I don't know, I thought these were so cool,"
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"I got one for myself, see?"
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"but what does it say underneath the patch?"
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"Uh, "Jimmy James, Incorporated.""
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"See, that's not so bad."
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"Now, but what if you didn't own the company?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Okay, all right. I see what you mean."
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"Again, I feel really awkward about even having to--"
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"Okay, you coconuts, come on. Step lively."
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"Hey, Lorenzo, Junior, what's up?"
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"Above average hat, sir."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Careful now."
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"might be packing a piece, you know."
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"Hello, future corpse. Prepare to die!"
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"Okay, so gang, what it is, I decided to take some time"
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"and get you each a personal gift."
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"But we already have those wonderful hats."
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"Yeah. Matthew, I remembered that you once mentioned"
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"you liked old-time radio comedies."
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"from the golden age of broadcasting"
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"when they didn't have to do all that dirty stuff."
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"Yeah. Well, I got you"
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"the best old-time radio comedy of them all:"
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""Fibber McGee and Molly.""
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"Well, you're welcome, Matthew."
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"And, uh, the rest of you..."
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"Yeah! Beth, that red one's yours. It matches your hair."
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"Which one's mine?"
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"Then I sort of got impatient--"
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"Go pick one out! Go ahead!"
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"So, Dave, how-- uh, how'd I do?"
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"All right, there's no need for tears here."
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"Merry Christmas, sir."
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"Wahoo!"
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"[HONKS HORN]"
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"Bill, please, enough with the horn, okay."
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"Wahoo-hoo!"
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"Hey. Hey, Dave,"
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"if anybody wants to come up and join me."
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"Screw that! Anyone want to take a ride in my car?"
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"Poor guy."
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"Why do you think Jimmy didn't give him a car?"
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"I don't know. He must be crushed."
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"I felt crushed just looking at him."
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"Me too. Maybe Mr. James--"
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"Do you think these cars have CD players?"
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"I'm telling you, Joe, as soon as I get off work,"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"I have a car! I have a car!"
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"but I have a car!"
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"Hey, anyone besides me a little concerned"
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"listening to those dopey tapes."
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"retreating from the pain of reality"
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"to his own private world of hollow laughter."
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"Come on."
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"Yeah, Catherine, we all feel badly for him,"
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"Oh, no. Oh, no..."
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"Dave, ask Mr. James to buy him a car, too."
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"it's in bad form to ask for a seventh."
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"BILL: What's going on?"
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"but I think you should fire him."
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"we're not talking about firing him."
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"In fact, while you're at it, I sort of wanted a blue one."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"What? I'm sorry."
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"Are you all right? Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. It's just these tapes are..."
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"There's this one part where Fibber comes up to a closet,"
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"and he's about to open the closet, he goes to open the closet"
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"And all the stuff in the closet comes crashing down."
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"Matthew..."
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"Matthew?"
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"Matthew? What?"
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"Are you sure you're all right?"
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"I'm sorry, am I laughing too loud?"
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"No. No."
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"Matthew, just because Mr. James didn't give you a car,"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"that I'm gonna have these tapes for the rest of my life,"
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"You're it."
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"What's that?"
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"The cars..."
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"aren't rentals."
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"Huh!"
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"Huuh!"
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"You all got cars?"
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"Everybody got a car. Yes."
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"And I got some scratchy tapes of some stupid, old, dead people"
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"Oh yeah, that's easy for you to say"
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"in your brand-new car!"
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"Okay, Matthew, in the spirit of Christmas,"
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"I would like..."
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"to give you my car."
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"Don't want it."
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"please, take the car."
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"Please, Matthew, take Dave's car."
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"Take Dave's car."
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"Take Dave's car."
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"LISA: Oh, Matthew, come on."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Well, I hardly know how to put this, because..."
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"Well, you've been so generous--"
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"Oh, what the hell they want now?"
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"Hard tops? White walls? Rumble seats? What?"
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"No, no, no, sir, don't get me wrong."
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"The cars are incredible."
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"What's the problem?"
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"Matthew?"
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"Matthew."
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"If you like that sort of thing."
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"Would you rather have a car?"
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"A car? Why would I want a car?"
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"which, I guess, makes me special."
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"I'm much happier with my stack of tapes"
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"of an old-time radio show"
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