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Clips from NewsRadio - Xmas Story (S02E02)

"Ho, ho, ho, ho! I don't see why not."
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"Say, can I let you in on a little Christmas secret?"
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"A Christmas secret. How very jolly."
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"Just a second."
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"I am going to kill you."
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"Pardon?"
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"I'm gonna murder you with my bare hands,"
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"you useless sack of human garbage."
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"a lump of coal this year, Santa."
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"Not if you've been good."
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
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"Come on, Bill."
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"Bill, come on."
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"That man just threatened to kill me."
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"What man?"
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"I'm serious."
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"He knows my name, and I want him out of this building now."
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"Yo, Santa!"
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"You been harassing the captain here?"
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"It was those goofballs in ad sales, wasn't it?"
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"Bill, come on, I can't hold the elevator forever, you know."
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"Why don't you just send Santa a letter like the other kids do."
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"Bi-- Bill!"
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"Hey, Dave, merry Christmas."
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"No, I'm fine."
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"Okay. It is now my pleasure to present to you..."
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"our present to Mr. James."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"A framed shirt."
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"It is an authentic 1927 New York Yankees baseball jersey,"
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"autographed by Joe Dugan, Jimmy's favorite player."
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"Jumpin' Joe Dugan? Are you serious?"
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"I chipped in $75 to buy the man"
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"Mr. James? Yeah?"
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"On behalf of all the staff here..."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Thank you, all, for this--"
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"this wonderful..."
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"Look a little closer, sir."
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"Huh? Yeah."
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"Look just--"
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"No, wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute."
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"This isn't an autographed"
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"Jumpin' Joe Dugan jersey, is it?"
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"We thought you'd like it."
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"Thank you. Thank you, all."
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"You're welcome."
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"I'm kidding! It's in the hallway."
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"Go on and get it."
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"Wait, Lisa, how much do I owe you for Mr. James' present?"
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"Well, just consider it my Christmas present to you."
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"All right. Now, everybody got one?"
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"ALL: Yes!"
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"All right. On your mark..."
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"With..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, come on, don't stand there gawking at them."
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"Put them on. Put them on. Put them on."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, you're welcome"
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"Now, get back to work, you naughty little monkeys, you."
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"Thank you!"
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"Thank you."
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"What a colossal rip off!"
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"Yeah, for a little league team."
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"Yeah, and these are the results"
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"Well, you've bested us once again... Dan."
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"Gotcha! Ha, ha!"
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"And this concludes the only enjoyment"
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"I have a problem. Can we talk in your office?"
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"Sure."
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"Thanks."
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"And for Pete's sake, take that off."
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"It makes you look like a 12-year-old."
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"What about her?"
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"No, Bill, she won't laugh either."
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"[BETH LAUGHING]"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"but let's see how you feel when I end up"
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"with the business end of a candy cane stuck through my neck!"
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"Okay, how many stalkers has he had this year? Four? Five?"
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"No, six, actually."
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"Because remember when he thought that one stalker was actually"
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"identical twins, stalking him in shifts?"
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"JOE: I don't believe this!"
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"All right, all right, the hats suck. Fine."
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"No. Look, it's even worse."
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"He just ironed this patch"
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"No, look, mine says "Beth" underneath. See?"
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""Passaic Mini-Storage"?"
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"Oh, wait, "Bethel Lighting and Electric.""
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"it is still the thought that counts."
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"You know what?"
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"That means a lot, coming from you..."
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"Rockaway Lumber."
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"Okay, this sucks."
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"Hey, gang, great, great present!"
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"And thank you again."
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"Yeah. It was a bitch getting this out of the frame,"
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"Sir, can I talk to you in my office for a moment?"
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"Hey, did you see these authentic sweat stains?"
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"Hey, what up, G? You down with O.P.P.?"
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"Well, you know me."
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"You're-- you're quite welcome, Dave."
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"Yeah. Um, now, sir,"
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"while very grateful,"
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"are just a little disappointed in what they--"
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"Get to the point, Dave."
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"Everyone hates the hats."
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"What do you mean?"
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"It's just that everyone put a lot of thought"
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"into their present for you."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Matthew's says "Matthew" on it, right."
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"Yes."
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"And Joe's says "Joe" on it."
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"Yes, sir, I think everyone comprehends"
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