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Clips from 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Sci-Fi (S01E01)

"while he has the broken pool cue."
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"Now I have a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth."
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, excuse me."
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"- Is that it? - Ow!"
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"- I'm getting the manager. - Thank you. Have him bring floss."
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"Couldn't be sorr--"
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"Dick, I'm stuck to the floor."
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"Oh my god!"
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"Okay, punk, court is adjourned."
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"- Did you? - What?"
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"Tommy, I thought I told you no science projects in the kitchen."
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"- Dick, permission to bitch? - Permission granted."
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"to listen to me once-- Aah!"
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"I feel like sticking my head in a microwave to pop it out."
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"with a fork first."
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"- Well, I'm off. - Wait, we need to talk about this."
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"You outrank them. Just seize control, take some initiative."
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"All right, permission requested to schedule initiative-taking."
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"Just do it. Take the car and fix the phone."
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"Well, what if I wasn't?"
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"I'd do a happy little dance."
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"Oh, man, Solomon's here."
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"- Don't look, he might come over. - Does he see us?"
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"We can't. We were talking about you."
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"Shut up."
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"- Can I get you something? - What are they having?"
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"- Pitman... - What?"
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"You look different. I don't know what it is."
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"Suddenly you look so-- I've never used this word--"
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"Now there's an air of sophistication."
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"Somehow that fiery tube has mitigated your oafishness."
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"- May I? - Oh."
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"You have no vision."
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"- I hope you're happy. - Oh, you betcha."
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"It's like I'm feeling my lungs for the first time."
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"So many people are giving it up. It just breaks my heart."
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"You know, I must say,"
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"this secondhand smoke"
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"Dick, you've been smoking those things since you got home."
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"- It's almost like they're addictive. - Don't be silly."
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"If cigarettes were bad, they wouldn't sell them everywhere."
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"You know, Sally,"
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"This popcorn kernel is driving me crazy."
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"Honey, don't put your hand in your mouth."
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"- What was that?"
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"- Tommy: it's alive!"
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"It's a guaranteed "A.""
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"Kids."
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"- What do you think you're doing? - Smoking."
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"The first cool drag in the morning,"
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"And if I ever have sex,"
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"Well, there happens to be a policy here--"
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"cigarettes are only allowed in university-Sanctioned smoking zones."
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"fetus about it."
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"My people."
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"Mrs. Cross, you smoke, too?"
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"It comes as a surprise to many people."
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"a posse of oral fixators."
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"They can isolate us, but they'll never separate us."
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"Let them outlaw smoking."
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"Then they'll just have to deal with a whole bunch of..."
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"All right, rinse out your mouth."
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"Now spit."
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"You've never been to A..."
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"dentist's office before, have you?"
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"You can't smoke in here."
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"All right, I'll smoke in the waiting room."
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"You can't smoke in the waiting room, either."
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"- Then I'll smoke in the hall. - I'm sorry,"
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"Well, it kind of developed a taste for human flesh."
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"- He ran off. That was hours ago. - That's not like him."
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"- What? - For the next 60 seconds,"
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"Dick is testing me."
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"Well, I'm gonna show him."
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"Okay, troops, line up in order of height."
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"Descending."
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"- Harry! - Yes, sir-- ma'am-- ma'am-- ma'am sir."
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"You're going to climb the utility pole and fix our phone line."
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"Don't worry. It's plenty bright with all that lightning."
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"We've got that big metal ladder in the garage."
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"and attach it to the power line in case you slip."
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"Oh, well..."
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"but that frog took a bite out of Patti kinland"
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"the size of a silver dollar."
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"all the other experiments and attacked six students,"
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"and Tommy refuses to apologize."
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"we ask that you take responsibility."
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"Oh, I'm ready to take responsibility."
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"- I just thought counseling-- - Your rations will be cut in half."
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"- I thought you were his sister. - Sister, mother, whatever."
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"♪ the pipes, the pipes are calling ♪"
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"♪ from glen to glen ♪"
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"♪ and down the mountainside ♪"
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"♪ the summer's gone ♪"
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"♪ 'tis you, 'tis you ♪"
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"♪ must go and I must bide ♪"
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"♪ but come ye back ♪"
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"hey, you're not bad."
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"Thank you."
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"♪ or in shadow. ♪"
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"Today's Friday."
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"On the plus side, your tranny's in really good shape."
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"Excuse me, this is my car."
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"I just stand here and nod."
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"I'd like my car ready in a half hour."
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"- I don't want a 200% mark-Up on parts."
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"- And I'd like it washed."
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"Thank you. Do you hear that, high commander?"
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"Sally?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- Dick? - Sally."
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"Dick, you can come out now."
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"I've passed your little test."
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"- Nina, where's Dick? - I haven't seen him in two days."
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"He's not here, he's gone. He's actually gone."
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"I can still hear you."
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"- Could you leave, please? - Try and stop me."
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"This wasn't a test."
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"We await your orders, high commander."
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