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Clips from The Office - Beach Games (S03E03)

"We've got an hour and a half. I suggest that you all go potty now,"
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"and then we will be congregating on the party bus."
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"So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt."
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"Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?"
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"I'm just yanking your chain."
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"Oh. You know what? You're not going."
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"It's Beach Day. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry."
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"Toby, we..."
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"Somebody has to stay here."
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"I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share"
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"And if Toby's a part of it, then it'll suck."
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"I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two-piece."
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"Thanks, Toby."
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"Hey, Pam. I have a very important job for you today."
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"I thought we were just having fun at the beach."
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"We are. We are. But I would like you to take notes."
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"And I want you to find out about people's character."
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"and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me."
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"It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away."
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"Unless you find a new head."
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"You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?"
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"I want you to write down everything that people are doing all day"
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"and then type it up in a way that is helpful. All right?"
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"So why wouldn't I have the most boring job on Beach Day?"
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"That's all I've ever wanted."
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"And his face lost all expression"
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"Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy"
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""You gotta learn to play it right"
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"Yeah."
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""Know when to walk away Know when to run"
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""You never count your money"
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""When the dealing's done""
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"Everybody, may I have your attention, please?"
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"Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach."
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"Just..."
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"We are all participating in mandatory fun activities."
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"Funtivities."
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"And there is a special secret prize for the winner."
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"I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach."
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"Okay, you know what? Your enthusiasm's turning people off."
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"I don't know exactly... Don't... Write it down before you forget it."
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"MICHAEL: Here we are, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Everybody ready? Last one down is a rotten egg."
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"Watch out for snakes."
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"Everybody, put on sunscreen."
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"Okay, everybody up. Circle around."
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"We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton,"
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"America's eighth-largest indigenous body of water."
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"It is here that a group of Americans will undergo the ultimate challenge."
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"One day, fourteen strangers who work together,"
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"but only one survivor. What?"
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"Just words. Inspiring words. Not a contender."
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"For the competitions, you will be divided into four tribes."
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"Each tribe will have a leader"
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"Jim, Dwight, Andy, and Stanley."
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"Yes! Choose your tribes."
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"Except for Pam, not Pam."
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"Jim Halpert. Karen."
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"Remind you of anybody you know?"
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"Cons: Not a hard worker."
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"I can spend all day on a project,"
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"I'm not playing."
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"Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job."
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"He is, however, an idiot."
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"We are going to choose team names. Dwight."
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"We will be called Gryffindor. Really? Not Slytherin?"
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"Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim."
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"Voldemort. Voldemort. Okay, seriously..."
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"ALL: Voldemort. Voldemort. ...you really shouldn't be saying..."
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"I don't care what you call my team."
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"I am also considering Stanley because of all the good"
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"that black people have done for America."
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"Very good. Pam, please, take a note that Andy is patriotic."
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"Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy, he gets me."
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"He went to Cornell. I trust him."
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"It is time for the great spoon and egg race. This one is with a little twist."
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"The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded."
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"About 40 times a year,"
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"...you just gots to get your freak on. Michael?"
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"Oh, I'm excited. Today is Beach Day."
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"Anybody need sun block? I've got SPF 30."
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"You know, not their hotness, per se,"
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"I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head."
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"Excuse me? Or the front of the bus or drive the bus."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking."
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"I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort."
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"No, the Blue Team."
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"We will be Team USA."
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"Just step over the hole. DWIGHT: Move your ass!"
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"MICHAEL: Pam, you're missing things!"
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"Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Mush! Mush!"
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"Do you expect me to believe"
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"OSCAR: If either of these guys are put in charge of the office,"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Who's ahead in points? I think they're even."
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"Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well."
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"Are you gonna try it?"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"PAM: Michael, do something!"
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"Worst $75 I ever spent."
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"the leadership qualities of a Bynes or a Hope."
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"Wow, I feel really good right now."
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"I invited all of you. That really sucked."
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"And I miss you."
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"Just you, not everyone in the circle."
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"Wilma!"
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"All right. Find a cozy spot. Everybody, settle in."
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"These are pre-cooked, so it's not absolutely necessary,"
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"Gryffindor! CREED: Gryffindor!"
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"You are being too modest."
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"walking through fire!"
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"Wow. Yes."
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"You have to point to a specific part of the body."
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"MICHAEL: Pros: Smart, cool, good-Iooking."
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"Hey. You want my sunscreen?"
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""There'll be time enough for counting"
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"I hope there will be management parables. Well..."
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"I choose Michael!"
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"Yup. Come on, lazy-bones! Move it! Come on!"
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