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Clips from The Office - Beach Games (S03E03)

"It takes guts to be a regional manager."
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"Jim, you're up."
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"Nope. Why not? Come on."
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"That's harsh."
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"Who's next? Andy, where is Andy? Andy is never here today."
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"Hello? Who's there?"
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"My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin."
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"Hello?"
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"Why don't you go, Michael?"
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"on the George Foreman Grill."
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"That is not the same at all."
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"If you're gonna ask other people to do it, you should do it yourself."
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"All right, okay. All right. Fine."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Go."
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"The mind has to wrap around the foot."
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"Okay."
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"You want us to count to three?"
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"Yes, count to three, please."
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"Three, two, one! ALL: Three, two, one!"
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"Count the other way. Go."
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"No, no. Count one, two, three."
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"Okay, okay. Not three, two, one."
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"One, two, three. ALL: One, two, three."
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"RYAN: Go! Do it! DWIGHT: Go, Michael."
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"Wait. Am I going on "go" or am I going on "three"?"
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"KELLY: On "three". DWIGHT: On the "go" that's after "three"."
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"Okay."
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"ALL: One, two, three, go! KELLY: One, two, three, go!"
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"No! It's okay. I will do this, Michael."
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"Don't, Dwight... I will walk and stand on these coals"
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"until you award me the position of regional manager!"
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"KEVIN: Keep moving if you're gonna walk there."
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"RYAN: Keep moving!"
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"ANGELA: Keep coming. Give me the job!"
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"That's enough! Give me the job!"
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"I'm not going to give it to you!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"God, that stinks!"
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"KELLY: Dwight, stop it!"
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"I've never looked like that. That was gross."
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"You know what? If I had to pick my replacement based on today,"
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"Or Mrs. Outside Hire."
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"Yeah. True."
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"Look, I don't..."
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"I don't wanna leave this branch that I love to an outside hire."
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"sudden death, Tribal Council round"
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"to test the aspect of my job"
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"that I think is the most important, something I call the Bob Hope factor."
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"Oh, like Amanda Bynes. Who's Amanda Bynes?"
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"She's from What a Girl Wants. Oh, I love that movie."
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"Yes. Kelly is right."
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"The person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor."
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"And they have to possess"
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"So, without further ado, Jim and Dwight."
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"Hey. I know what you're looking for, but I gotta be honest,"
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"I really don't think I should be considered as your replacement."
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"Michael, on Thursday, I'm gonna drive down and interview with David"
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"for the open position in New York."
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"Okay, that is not funny."
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"I am deducting 60 points from Voldemort"
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"for false pretenses."
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"Okay, Dwight, your turn. Wow us."
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"The Aristocrats."
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"And the man says something really, really raunchy."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"DWIGHT: I mean, truly repulsive acts."
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"That is a very, very funny story."
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"Hey. I wanna say something."
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"I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just need to say a few things."
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"Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss."
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"Why didn't any of you come to my art show?"
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"It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist."
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"Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends."
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"And things are just, like, weird between us, and that sucks."
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"And I really miss you."
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"And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding."
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"But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons"
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"until I met you."
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"It's... Whatever. That's not what I'm..."
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"The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim,"
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"and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you."
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"Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now."
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"Yeah. It's a good day."
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"ALL: (SINGING) Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones"
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"They're a modern stone age family"
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"From the town of Bedrock"
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"They're a page right out of history"
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"Let's ride with the family down the street"
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"Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet"
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"You'll have a yabba dabba doo time"
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"Nice."
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"Okay, where does it hurt?"
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"Just... All over."
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"Right there."
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""The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it.""
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"So when did this start?"
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"Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms."
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"Dwight is always gravely concerned."
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"DWIGHT: Is it possible you ate food that contained animal waste?"
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"It's possible."
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"PAM: Michael?"
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"David Wallace is on line one."
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"CFO?"
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"All right, everybody out. Out, out, out."
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"Okay."
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"To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace?"
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"DAVID: Michael, I am calling to see... And Gromit."
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"Jan? Is Jan there?"
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"Jan is out of town right now. Oh. You sigh like Jan."
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"Sometimes... Michael?"
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"I am calling to see if you would come down"
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"and interview for a job we have opening up in corporate."
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"Really? A week from today."
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"Bring your first quarter stats"
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"Wow."
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"That's not necessary. May God guide you in your quest."
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"Yes."
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"Okay. Everybody have their towels and swimsuits?"
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