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Clips from The Invention of Lying (2009)

"Well, that was one of the worst experiences of my life."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"What else would you do? If you could do anything."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"I'd get all the money."
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"I shouldn't be d riving."
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"But I don't care. I'm trying to h it bottom."
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"Just stop."
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"All right, do me a favour. Let me do the talking, okay?"
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"Greg: I think I'm gonna puke."
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"Mark: Do not puke in front of an officer of the law."
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"There's a much higher probability that I'd be jumpy,"
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"That's good."
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"-I don't want to go to jail. -He doesn't want to go to jail."
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"I'm gonna need you to breathe into this for me."
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"Officer, you don't need to do that."
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"Why? How much do you charge?"
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"Sort of feeling of self worth if you're... Yeah."
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"You're gonna wanna blow, not suck there."
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"(Beeping)"
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"Sir, I'm gonna ask you to exit the vehicle one more time."
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"All right! That's it! Get out of the car! Come on out here! You're drunk!"
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"-You should be ashamed of yourself! -Officer."
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"I'm gonna think about this later."
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"Listen to what I've got to say."
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"He's not drunk."
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"I do this sometimes. I get a little..."
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"It's the adrenaline."
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"Sexually?"
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"-Oh, that... -I'm so sorry."
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"Can you forgive me? Did you eat something? Is it food poisoning?"
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"Oh, good."
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"(VOMITING)"
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"What are we doing here? We don't have any money to throw away."
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"There's a very good chance you'll lose all this money here tonight."
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"-I know. -Some of the games are fixed,"
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"-like the ones that use computers. -I know."
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"-Hi, guys. -Hi."
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"If I could be a stripper, I would, but I'm not attractive enough. Drinks?"
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"-Cheers. -Come on,"
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"roulette's the stupidest game of all. It's all chance. There's no skill whatsoever."
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"-You've never had a lucky day in your life. -Just watch."
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"It's gone now. I'm on 35 black, by the way."
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"We have a winner."
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"MAN: Good job!"
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"I just won the major jackpot on that machine, but no money came out."
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"Let me get that fixed for you. And can I say congratulations, sir?"
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"Thank you."
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"Think how amazing it would be if you didn't smell of vomit."
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"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
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"Good."
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"Pretty awful."
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"I was up last night researching on the Internet,"
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"like, suffocation suicide."
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"I think that's what I'm gonna do tonight."
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"Later."
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"Yeah?"
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"Why? I mean..."
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"You know, I'm miserable. I don't think anyone would care."
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"I'll care."
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"You're gonna be happy."
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"I shouldn't kill myself?"
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"I thought that like... That suffocation idea,"
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"I thought that was like a really good idea, you know?"
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"My night's opened up."
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"Oh, not really."
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"It's all right. It's okay."
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"No! Good idea."
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"Let's hang out. I'll see you tonight."
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"I'll see you tonight."
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"Oh! Hi, Mark. Didn't you get my e-mail?"
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"The one about not being good enough for you?"
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"Yeah, got that, cheers."
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"Listen, the reason I'm calling is I want to ask you out on another date."
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"Congratulations! I gotta go."
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"Listen, I know you said you didn't wanna go on another date with me, ever,"
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"Are you better looking?"
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"No. More powerful. I think you have to see it for yourself."
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"Have you been to the gym?"
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"Did you buy new clothes?"
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"No. Sorry, can we just meet up? It'd be best."
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"You did admit yourself that, you know, we got on."
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"I'm just asking for one teensy, weensy little date."
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"Fantastic."
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"Most likely, though, this will be our last date, so just know that."
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"Hang up, Mark."
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"Bye."
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"Hello, I'm Angelo Badsmith."
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"Come, watch me read about the exciting events"
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"that took place during the Industrial Revolution,"
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"Brad Kessler."
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"I don't think anyone can write a better screenplay than Brad Kessler."
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"Did you come to beg for your job back?"
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"Everybody!!"
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"That's the loser that thought the Black Plague"
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"would make an interesting film."
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"Hey! Good luck, douche bag."
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"Hi. That was the head of the studio."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Well, when you fired me, I was seriously depressed."
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"And I came across a desert, and I fell asleep under a tree, palm tree."
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"And I unearthed it, and it was an ancient chest."
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"Really old. Seven hundred years old."
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"When does it take place?"
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"1300s."
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"Get excited. Don't tap, get excited."
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"Get very excited,"
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"because this is one of the best discoveries"
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"man has ever discovered."
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"And you can be part of it."
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"Yes, but is there a movie there?"
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"The greatest movie Lecture Films has ever made."
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"Start reading."
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"But all of that was interrupted when a giant, flying spaceship"
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"crashed down from the skies and landed in the heart of Babylon."
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"What?"
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"Uh... Get everyone in here, right now. We got a big one."
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"Oh, please, Mark, continue."
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"and brought the robot dinosaur to its knees, saving Mars, Earth"
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"Jebediah and Aleena were allowed to marry by alien King Wanglor."
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"and no expense would be spared."
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"All of Babylon and Mars were invited to join the celebrations."
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