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Clips from The Invention of Lying (2009)

"I have no interest in you romantically."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"Is that 'cause you just got fired?"
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"And 'cause I just got an e-mail from a woman who..."
The Invention of Lying (2009)
"You read my e-mail?"
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"Yeah. Everyone's read it."
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"So, what are you gonna do now?"
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"But I don't hold out much hope for the future."
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"I don't have a lot of hope for you either, but I wish you good luck."
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"-Bye, Mark. -Bye, Shelley."
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"-I didn't know that. -Yeah, a lot of people knew it."
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"-What, you told other people you hated me? -Yeah."
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"I even turned some people against you."
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"Is that why you came over to talk to me? To tell me you hated me?"
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"and the rest of it just sort of happened on its own."
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"I always knew that the Black Plague would never work as a movie."
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"You're an awful writer, assigned to an awful century."
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"And you're a little man-bitch."
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"because there's something about you that I don't understand,"
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"But you'll always be a loser."
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"And I'll always be more successful than you in nearly every way,"
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"and that's just the way it is."
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"-No, I never said that. -Thank you."
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"Fatty, fat faggot."
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"Shelley: He's awesome."
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"Well, no."
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"Your opinion. Bye, Shelley."
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"-Hi. -Are you here to abandon an elderly person?"
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"I already have. Martha Bellison, I'm her son."
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"Yeah. Someone says that to me every time I come here."
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"She's at the top of our death pool."
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"Each day is worse than the last."
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"(STATIC CRACKLING)"
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"Oh, Mum, this is so depressing. At least look out of the window."
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"It's not broken."
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"You probably sat on the remote and changed the channel again."
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"Yeah, you have, look."
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"Gotta put it on channel three for the satellite to work."
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"I don't understand anything you just said."
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"That makes me scared and angry."
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"Lost my job today, Mum."
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"Things aren't much better for me here. But could be worse."
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"We could be homeless."
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"Don't you wish you could change things?"
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"Well, I don't think I'm a loser."
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"You are, Mum. Definitely."
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"We come from a long line of losers. It's not your fault."
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"You're a..."
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"I love you, Mark."
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"I love you, too, Mum."
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"Oops."
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"(ALARM BEEPING)"
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"Haven't even got a job."
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"(Sighs)"
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"-Hi. -I'm here for the rent."
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"Yeah, I was gonna come and talk to you today. I got fired yesterday."
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"I got about $300 left in my ban k account."
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"-The rent's 800. -I know. I haven't got that."
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"Then you're evicted. You got one day to get your stuff out of here."
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"You got $300. Rent a truck."
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"Just been evicted from my apartment."
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"So I have to withdraw whatever I've got in my account to move my things out."
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"Think I have to close my account."
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"Probably gonna be homeless. Mark Bellison."
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"Unfortunately, sir, the system is down right now,"
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"so I'm not gonna be able to perform an account closure until it's back up."
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"Can you tell me how much is in your account?"
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"Sir?"
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"-$800. -Pardon me?"
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"-System seems to be back up, guys. -MAN: Thanks, J ill."
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"Just a second while I access your account. You said you were withdrawing 800, correct?"
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"Wait a second."
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"It says here that you only have $300 in your account,"
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"but you said you wanted to withdraw 800?"
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"Yeah."
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"Did you want large bills or small?"
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"-B ills, large. -All right, here you go."
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"That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, $800."
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"Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?"
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"-What are you doing here? -Paying my rent."
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"(Exclaiming GLEEFULLY)"
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"Mark: Today, I stumbled upon something that no man has ever stumbled on before."
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"What I've done, they'll write about in history books for generations to come."
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"It's hard to describe."
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"And it was as easy as... How do I explain this?"
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"Huh?"
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"I said something that wasn't. I..."
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"Of course there isn't. I invented it."
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"My name is Doug."
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"That's so weird I never knew your real name. Doug is good. It suits you."
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"What's my name?"
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"-It's Doug. -Doug."
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"No, it's not! It's Mark!"
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"-I'm black. -I knew it."
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"You're very light-skinned, but I can see it."
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"Yeah, I've never seen a black Eskimo."
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"I'm a pi rate."
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"-I didn't know they still had those. -Are you a dangerous pi rate?"
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"Aren't you scared you'll get bitten one day?"
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"-I invented the bicycle. -I love your work."
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"Can I get a discount on a ten-speed?"
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"I'm a one-armed German space explorer."
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"When's your launch date?"
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"That's a very lifelike prosthetic."
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"If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be,"
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"If you could change anything, if you could do anything,"
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"Yes."
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"Okay. Let's try that."
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"-Where are you going? -Out."
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"Don't look at me. I'm not attracted to you."
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"-No, listen. -Don't bother. I've heard it all before."
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"Hold on, wait, wait. Let's get to know each other first."
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"Think of the children! Think of the little babies."
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"Let's have a drink. You look like you'd like a..."
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"-We are all going to die! -This isn't right."
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"Oh, hold on. Hi, NASA. Yeah, it's me."
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"World's not gonna end. We don't have to..."
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"-(GAS PS) We're gonna live! -... sex."
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"We're gonna live!"
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"Thank you! Oh, thank you!"
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"-I've gotta go. -Can't you stay?"
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