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Clips from The Invention of Lying (2009)

"Shall we?"
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"Yeah."
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"-This is not as nice as I remember it. -What are we gonna talk about?"
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"Hi. I'm threatened by you."
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"Mark Bellison. Table for two."
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"Of course. Come with me."
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"Mark: Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"-Plastic. -I'm very embarrassed I work here."
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"(Clears Throat) Can I get you two started on some drinks?"
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"-Anna: Yes. -I'll have a Budweiser, please."
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"She's way out of your league."
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"(STAMMERS)"
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"Shall I ask you some questions about yourself?"
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"Yes."
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"I get up at 8:00 in the morning"
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"because the noise from my alarm clock interrupts my sleep."
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"And I lean over and just turn it off."
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"-Well, do you have a job? -I have a job in an office."
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"-What do you do? -I'm an executive."
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"-Do you enjoy that? -No."
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"-Oh! -But I enjoy the end result of the job,"
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"which is money."
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"And also the hours are pretty good for the amount of money I make,"
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"which I spend on things I like, such as clothes and hiking and drinking,"
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"even though I know it's bad for me."
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"But I'd rather just get all the money and not have to work for the results."
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"Oh, sure."
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"You already know a lot about me."
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"And you know that I'm successful"
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"because you've seen my apartment and the clothes that I'm wearing."
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"And you know I'm happy because I'm smiling."
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"Some days I stay in bed, eating and crying."
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"-There you go. -Thank you."
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"-I had a little sip of this from right there, so... -Okay."
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"Oh! I'll have the Caesar salad with chicken because I think I'm fat,"
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"but I also think I deserve something that tastes good."
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"I'll have the fish tacos 'cause it's what I had last time I was here."
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"It's all I know."
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"Great. I'll get those two started."
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"If I gave you my number, would you call me?"
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"Yes, I'm with him right now."
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"It's all right, though. Seems nice. Kind of funny."
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"Kind of like a frog in the facial area."
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"Yeah, but..."
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"No. Probably not even a kiss."
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"It's all right. Don't think twice. How is your mum, all right?"
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"-She's all right... -Great. That's..."
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"You're way out of my league, and I know you only did it as a favour to Greg"
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"I had a better time than I thought I'd have."
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"Oh! Thank you for kissing me on the cheek."
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"I know you didn't have to do... You're very pretty! Good night!"
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"MAN: (ON TV)...first used roughly 4,000 years ago on Celtic chariots,"
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"was, for the most part, unchanged by man until the late 1800s."
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"Hi, I'm Bob: I'm the spokesperson for The Coca-Cola Company."
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"I'm here today to ask you to continue buying Coke."
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"I'm sure it's the drink you've been drinking for years"
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"It's basically just brown sugar water."
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"Changed the can around a little bit, though."
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"You can see the colours are different there,"
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"and we've added a polar bear, so the kids like us."
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"Coke's very high in sugar, and like any high-calorie soda,"
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"And that's it. It's Coke. It's very famous: Everyone knows it."
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"That's all."
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"(SLURPING)"
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"It's a bit sweet."
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"Thank you."
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"Hold the elevator."
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"-Hey, Mark. How's it going? -Hi, Frank. Not too well."
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"I went on a date last night with a girl I've had a crush on for years,"
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"and she'll most likely never call me again."
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"because I'm too afraid to take enough to actually kill myself, so..."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"If I'm not dead, then sure."
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"-Good. That's settled, then. -All right. Have a nice day."
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"Why is there all this concrete?"
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"(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"I just don't want to go in there today. I just don't, you know?"
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"In fact, this building is where Lecture Films' talented writers"
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"scour the world's past events for the most dramatic,"
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"entertaining and even hilarious moments from world history,"
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"which are then turned into scripts, handed over to our world-famous readers"
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"of Lecture Films' upcoming summer blockbuster,"
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"MALE NARRATOR: Coming soon from Lecture Films,"
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"screenplay by Brad Kessler and starring Nathan Goldfrappe,"
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"Napoleon: 1812 to 1813."
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"And so Napoleon invaded Russia"
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"with a brute force of nearly 700,000 men behind him,"
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"Crippled by disease and hunger,"
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"It was then that..."
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"I also hear he's most likely getting fired today."
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"(ALL Exclaiming)"
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"Let's go to the editing bay, where we can watch them put the final touches"
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"on the upcoming Lecture Films feature, The Invention of the Fork: Right this way."
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"Hi, Mark."
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"I realise more and more every day how overqualified I am for this position"
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"and how incompetent you are at yours."
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"Anthony is coming up with in the hour to see if he can get up the courage to fire you."
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"If he can't, he said that he'll definitely do it tomorrow."
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"Anything else? Any messages not to do with being fired?"
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"and they shouldn't expect their calls returned,"
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"I don't think there'll be a next time."
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"You're almost definitely getting fired."
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"Yeah, but I'm still here now, so..."
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"Seems like a waste of time."
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"You're getting paid for it, so let's take the message in case I don't get..."
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"Okay. I'll be searching for new jobs on Craigslist."
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"You should probably just get on with your work."
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"Come in."
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"-Anthony, don't fire me. -Oh, Mark."
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"The 1300s, they're so boring."
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"They were about the Black Plague."
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"It's the 1300s. What am I meant to write about?"
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"It's not totally your fault, Mark. You got stuck with a tough century."
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"Just give it up."
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"Nothing new is gonna have happened in the 1300s."
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"and have them read the stories that people know and love."
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"I'm having..."
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"Can I... Do you mind if I..."
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"-You're fired. -I am fired, yeah? 'Cause I sort of..."
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