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Clips from The Invention of Lying (2009)

"-Hi. -Hi."
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"CROUPIER: Get your bets in. Get your bets in."
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"every bet is slightly favoured towards the house."
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"35 black. No one wins."
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"CROUPIER: Congratulations, sir."
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"Mark, how's it going?"
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"Oh."
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"Frank."
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"Don't do that."
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"Yeah. You're gonna meet someone."
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"It wasn't."
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"Wow!"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Hello, this is Anna."
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"Hi, it's Mark."
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"That's the one."
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"but I'm different now. I think I'm in your league."
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"If you had an okay time, then please say yes."
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"Okay. Bye!"
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"MALE NARRATOR.....proudly presents The Industrial Revolution."
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"written by the most beloved and esteemed screenwriter of his generation,"
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"No?"
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"Oh, then go right in."
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"I don't do well with other people's life-changing stories."
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"And in that chest was this."
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"It's a never-before-heard event from history."
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"Mark, I've already told you, we don't do Black Plague movies here!"
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"It's not about the Black Plague! It's not just about the Black Plague."
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"It's about... Can I just read it, please?"
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"On the very first day of the 14th century, a momentous occasion occurred."
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"It began like any other day. The sunrose, babies began to cry."
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"And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War"
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"The moment the bride and g room kissed,"
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"thereby erasing all knowledge of these events for about 700 years,"
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"And Mark would become very wealthy and famous from it."
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"(Mark Exhales)"
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"Drinking got to a point where he lost his job, and with a family to support,"
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"If you must know, I'm incredibly stressed at work."
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"Well, I was gonna rob your house."
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"so she can spend the rest of her life in luxury."
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"That's nice."
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"What would be the point?"
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"Well, I do like you and I do enjoy your company."
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"I would like the offspring that are carrying half my genetic code"
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"Fantastic."
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"Sure."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"She what?"
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"What do you mean, she's gonna die tonight?"
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"Her heart is very weak. Her pulse is not very strong."
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"and she will probably suffer a fatal heart attack sometime tonight."
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"so you might wanna grab yourself a little bite down there after Mom dies."
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"Few more hours like this and then"
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"Her vitals are dropping."
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"Listen carefully."
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"And you'll be young again."
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"There's no pain."
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"-Go on. -What else happens?"
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"Mum."
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"(MONITOR FLAT-LINING)"
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"(SOBS)"
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"Hi."
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"(Crowd CHATTERING)"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Is there only one place you go when you die?"
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"What's this place called?"
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"Will I get to have sex with people there?"
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"Are there shopping malls?"
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"What about smoking? Can we smoke up there?"
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"They're saying you know something different about what happens after you die."
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"Oopsie! Excuse me. Um, oh, excuse me."
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"(Chuckles)"
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"Come in."
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"I've got to keep my mouth shut from now on. Why did I..."
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"My mum was dying, she was scared, she was shaking all over,"
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"And I told her, I said,"
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"I made her happy."
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"It's the most important thing the world has ever heard."
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"-I guess so. -Oh."
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"-That feels better. -Good."
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"Shelley: Just..."
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"REPORTER: Twenty four hours ago,"
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"I guess"
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"Man lives in the sky, you can't see him. He controls everything. Cool?"
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"Mark: Number three,"
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"in that place, everyone will get a mansion."
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"(Crowd APPLAUDING)"
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"Well, no."
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"What if I want them to live in my mansion?"
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"-Even bad flavours? -Why would you think of bad flavours?"
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"Awful crimes, rape, murder, things like that."
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"-What about being late for work? -Mark: No, that's..."
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"If the dog dies, it's bad, but it's not... I mean, don't do it on purpose."
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"If I do just one bad thing, do I go to the bad place?"
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"You get three chances."
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"Three bad things and you're out."
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"the man in the sky who controls everything"
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"-Does he cause natural disasters? -Yes."
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"Did he cause that tree to land on my car last week?"
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"Why doesn't he do it to our faces?"
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"We have to stop that evil bastard before he kills us all!"
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"Mark: Wait, wait, listen."
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"You bet yeah."
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"Well, that's everything I know."
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"(Crowd APPLAUDING)"
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"Yeah, well, how come we're just finding out about these things now,"
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"(CHEERFUL POP MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(Inaudible)"
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"and there was a bear, and..."
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"Wait, there was a burning building and a bear?"
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"(MIMICS THUD)"
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"-Wait, how did you survive? -Well, let me tell you."
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"The burning building, baby, bear, factory, jam incident?"
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"like that happy chap over there."
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"-He's not happy. -Well, how do you know?"
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"Mark: You can't tell that from just looking at the guy."
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"-Right. -Hi!"
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"Mark: He's carrying a briefcase. He's in a hurry."
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"You see more than I do."
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"Two nerdy losers in hats?"
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