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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - The Tandyman Can (S01E01)

"Look, I'm sorry things got a little tense between us this week."
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"You're welcome. You know, I just want to say"
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"That's for sure."
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"Yeah, when you showed up, I kind of reared up on my haunches"
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"and let out a little warning roar."
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"It was pure animal instinct. You feel me, Philbert?"
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"- Oh, I feel you. - Yeah."
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"So we cool?"
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"We way cool. Mondo cool."
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"PHIL: I wish you guys had been there to see it."
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"- He was so impressed with me. - (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY)"
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"I mean, we really reached an understanding."
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"And, sure, for a while, we were like two alpha dogs baring our teeth,"
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"and peeing everywhere to mark our territory,"
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"but it came out a draw."
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"As often happens in the animal kingdom. Bottom line, (CHUCKLES) he respects me."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"- Phil. - You changed your nails up?"
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"You noticed."
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"Yeah."
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"Scarf looks good."
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"(WHISPERS) Come on."
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"Respect. This is Tandy Land, and he knows it."
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"But it's all over his feet and legs. (CHUCKLES) Poor guy."
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"Mmm, Phil. Oh, there you go, you big camper."
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"- Oh, now put the food in the bear box. - The food's in the box, baby."
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"Put it high up in the tree so the bears can't get to it."
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"- Yeah, it is. - Way out of reach."
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"Can't stand those damn mosquitoes!"
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"To Carol."
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"To Carol. That lucky B-word."
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"CAROL: I want chocolate."
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"MILLER: What kind of chocolate do you want?"
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"CAROL: Yeah, Phil Miller!"
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"(CAROL HOWLING)"
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"CAROL: You've camped before."
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"CAROL: Oh, you got a piece of graham cracker."
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"MILLER: Graham crackers? Yes! CAROL: Yeah."
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"I'm in."
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"- That guy's handsome. - I like you."
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"Friggin' Phil."
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"No, no. I'm not."
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"If you ever want to have any guests over, just run it by me, standard stuff."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh, speaking of snakes. What do you think of this bad boy? Huh?"
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"(FORCED LAUGHTER)"
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"Riding on the back of that truck, wind in your hair, hooting and hollering."
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"(MILLER GRUNTING)"
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"Hell, I'm not even sure the cow's safe."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Well, looks like we have a new president."
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"Oh, no, no. I don't have anything to say. Well, I guess I should ask,"
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"Come on!"
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"(SHOUTS)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Sex with who?"
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"- I can't believe I got to take a shower. - MILLER: Yeah."
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"Carol."
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"(YELLS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"Got yourself a real Sophie's Choice here, Phil."
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"- No. We're good. - We?"
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"had the good sense to put up those "Alive in Tucson" signs,"
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"It's late, and, you know, dark and cold. The plants are resting."
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"Put a log on the fire, get those mosquitoes away, Phil!"
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"that kind of points your eyes down to your business."
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"He smells the spray, he's trying to tip-toe through it."
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"My surprise, which this guy just spoil-alerted."
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"(WHISPERS) You got this! You look good! You got a fine bod!"
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"(LAUGHS) Phil. So new, so naive."
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"He's over at Frick and Frack's house."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"So, what'd you want to talk to me about, bud?"
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"(ENGINE SPUTTERING)"
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"CAROL: Would you like some marshmallows?"
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"Yeah, but you don't love me."
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"But I got a housing option that might just help you. Huh?"
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"Trust you've had a chance to take a look around, huh?"
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"I know it's not gonna win any penis awards."
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"He's taken my name. He's stealing all my chores."
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"What a set of crafty hands you got."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"That's President Tandy to you."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Whoo!"
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"I feel like you caught me on a weird week."
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"MILLER: I love camping."
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"Here's your s'more right here."
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