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Clips from The League (2009) - The Freeze Out (S04E04)

"You ready?"
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"I slept with Megan."
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"What?"
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"Let's go!"
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"Yah!"
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"Oh, now Kevin decides to call."
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"It's a war boner, man."
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"Is it a nine?"
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"Is it a...?"
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"I need some quality magazines."
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"You don't look so good."
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"Whoa, bro... In fact, I would rather have"
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"veggie roll."
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"I don't want to, but I will."
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"Hai!"
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"Fine, buddy, you can use the master."
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"Call an ambulance!"
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"I'm in trouble."
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"It's burning so bad!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, no."
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"But I am gonna try it."
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"You ever have one of those weekends where all"
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"you do is have sex?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Well, last night I was so sick of it that I had to"
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"fantasize about not having sex just to get an erection."
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"You guys know what I'm talking about, right?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Of course."
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"Guys, you have no idea what he's talking about."
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"What's the most you've had sex in one day?"
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"I... I... Th-Three?"
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"Yeah, I-I max out at three, too."
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"Does, uh, masturbation count?"
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"Just out of curiosity, Andre, how many times have you"
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"What?!"
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"Well, okay, look, I took Cialis, and I was supposed to meet a date."
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"She never showed up, so I just had to, you know, ride it out."
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"It was the craziest brunch ever."
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"How many times have you had sex in a day?"
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"I'm not gonna tell you that."
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"'Scuse you, sir."
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"Come on, Jenny!"
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"Tell us, Jenny."
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"Ugh! Fine. Five."
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"Really?"
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"Five. Kev! Holding out on us."
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"Nice, buddy! Nice work."
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"It wasn't with Kevin."
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"Oh!"
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"Kev-bo, don't worry about it."
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"Just slap some Drakkar on, get yourself a box of wine, and then"
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"pound away on little Petey until he calls uncle."
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"Uncle!"
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"Too late."
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"This place is nice."
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"Spooky Sushi?"
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"Yeah, there are a few Japanese restaurants that I've been haunted by."
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"No, miso soup."
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"It just makes me spray sour water-- ugh."
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"I will seat you at sushi bar."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you."
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"This place is delish."
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"You're such a dick, Ruxin."
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"What's up, dudes?"
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"So, what can I do for you guys?"
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"Omakase?"
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"That's the chef's choice."
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"You will not be disappointed,"
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"I'll tell you that right now."
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"I selected the fish myself."
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"Japanese chefs, we don't like to"
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"I just get your energy."
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"I paint a portrait of you two"
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"Excuse me."
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"'Cause we're very cold."
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"Cold?"
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"Brr!"
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"No, there's no other table."
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"Thank you."
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"So, uh, you've been a sushi chef for a while?"
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"Studied a year and a half in"
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"Japan, where my master, Kenji"
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"Mmm, hai."
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"Where's that?"
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"Oh, Omaha."
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"So you're a Cornhusker, huh?"
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"Hai."
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"So, I got to... get back."
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"Right. You got to go."
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"What?"
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"It's okay, brothers."
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"I'm used to it."
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"You're white?"
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"Arigato, racists."
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"Racist? No, no."
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"Get out. Huh?"
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"This is classic."
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"Only you two idiots could be called racist by a white guy."
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"We're not racists, okay?"
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"Greek person"?"
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"Look, Stavros didn't wear deodorant."
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"Can you be racist against your own race?"
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"Like white on white-- is that racist?"
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"It's not being racist-- it's... discriminating."
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"No, it's called discrimina-tion, okay?"
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"massage parlor and I see myself, there's, like, a 60% chance I'm"
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"Exactly. It's the Peyton Hillis conundrum; it's why white"
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"would stay and get a handjob from yourself."
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"I know what I'm doing down there."
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"All right, guys, look, we got to talk about this weekend."
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"Paintball-- we've been talking about it forever, okay?"
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"I can't do it."
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"What, you got a Klan rally?"
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"No, we got kids' birthday parties."
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"All day."
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"common with, except you had unprotected sex at the same time."
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"I've been on vacation since I sold dallascowboys.com."
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