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Clips from Seinfeld - The Movie (S04E04)

"- Elaine? - Hey, shut up!"
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"- I'm looking for my friend. - Check the bathroom."
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"- You're bothering us. - I know my friend's here."
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"- What do you want me to do? - You can shut up!"
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"- Elaine? - Shut up!"
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"Elaine?"
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"It's a story about life and love and becoming a woman."
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"Thank you."
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"Can I have a medium Diet Coke?"
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"- You want the medium or middle size? - What's the difference?"
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"What happened to the small?"
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"There is no small. Small's medium."
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"- So, what's medium? - Medium's large, and large is jumbo."
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"There is no small. Child-size is small."
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"- Do adults ever order the child-size? - Not usually."
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"- Okay, give me the adult. - Do you want butter?"
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"Yeah, well, what is it made of?"
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"Thanks. Thank you. You don't know how long I've been waiting out there."
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"Very busy tonight. Very busy. Where you go?"
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"Forty-Fourth and 9th."
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"You don't remember? We just had this exact conversation a minute ago."
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"I put it right in my pocket. I got the..."
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"I'm telling you, I got the stub. I just..."
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"That's my other friend's ticket. Happy?"
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"Ticket, sir?"
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"- Is that seat taken? - It's all yours."
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"I have to stop for gasoline."
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"Gas? Can't you get it after you drop me off?"
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"No. Impossible. It is on empty. See."
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"Oh, my God, where was I?"
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"- Hey, sit down. I can't see. - Get out of the way."
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"- Just move! - No, you move!"
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"Get the hell out of here!"
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"I'm supposed to visit relatives in Minsk."
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"Yes. Come by the fire."
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"Tak e off those wet clothes. You'l catch cold."
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"...and somebody took my seat, and my coat is in there."
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"There's a seat in the front row."
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"No, no, I can't sit in the front row."
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"Thanks."
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"...have you seen a tall, lanky doofus..."
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"...with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?"
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"We go. We go. One minute. I run across the street for cigarettes."
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"I don't have time. I'm gonna miss my spot."
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"No, no. We go very soon."
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"I didn't know you enjoyed chess, Your Majesty."
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"Wel, because the king is always in jeopardy."
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"Yes, but it's only a game."
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"- Hey, did I make it? - Sorry."
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"Great. That's great. What a night."
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"Pat Buckles, ladies and gentlemen. Another round of applause for Pat."
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"Good set."
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"You got my spot?"
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"- That athlete's-foot bit killed. - Really?"
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"- Don't start. What are you doing now? - What am I doing?"
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"My night's ruined. I didn't do any sets, didn't go to the movies."
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"A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
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"Rochele, what are we going to do with you?"
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"- I'm going away tomorrow. - Where are you going?"
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"- I want to go. Tak e me with you. - Wel, don't be a sily goose."
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"You're being absurd. Leave me alone."
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"Elaine?"
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"- George? - Elaine?"
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"I don't know. Does this movie stink or what?"
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"Jerry, take the coat. Please. One month."
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"Then I missed my set, and I had nothing to do."
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"- I sat in gum. - What happened to Checkmate?"
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"- But I didn't even use the ticket. - I still paid for it."
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"That's my coat. Give me that. Where did you get that?"
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"- You owe me $7.50. - Yeah. Right."
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"What is this stain?"
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"Nobody will explain it to you. In the theatre, you can't find out."
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"Why did they kill that guy?"
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"Who was that guy? Who was that guy?"
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"I thought he was with them. Wasn't he with them?"
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"Oh, he wasn't really with them."
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"Let me see what I can do."
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"- No. - Okay. Good."
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"- The movies. - You told Kernis..."
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"It's so stupid."
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"Holders'."
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"There's lovely, talented, attractive people. You'll thank me."
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"Come on. Go."
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"But, Jerry, we're riffing."
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"- Are these your things? - Yeah."
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"- Which one? - These two and this one."
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"Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?"
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"Jerry, my closet is packed to the gills."
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"- I'm sorry you feel that way. - That's how I feel."
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"But you like the athlete's-foot bit, right?"
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"So anyway, he sings, he dances."
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"- Elaine? - Sit down!"
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"Elaine?"
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"All right. Okay. There. There you go, okay?"
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"- Go ahead. Enjoy the movie. - Thanks."
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"- I'm getting tired of these questions. - Yes, Your Majesty."
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"I'm sorry, Grendel, I... I've been very taxed lately."
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"Yeah, I'm very sorry. You give me a few minutes."
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"Listen, I just went to go get popcorn and-"
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"God. I just went to go get popcorn, okay..."
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"Okay."
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"Why wouldn't I?"
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"He work ed hard, we didn't have much money."
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"- Jerry. - Elaine."
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"Let's get out of here. I'll see you."
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"- Hey! - What happened to you?"
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"...in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going:"
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"It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle."
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"...he's got a big head and flared nostrils..."
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"- No, thanks. Some other time. - Really? Do you mean that?"
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"- Let's go. I'm gonna miss my spot. - Yes, yes."
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"- But where's Kramer? - Will you shut up?"
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"- What happened to you? - I missed you at the other theatre."
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"It's embarrassing to have to admit, but I'm the one you see..."
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"So, what's your point?"
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"- I only have a 20. - Hi."
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"...a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose?"
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"Why don't you give me the 20, I'll stop and get change..."
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"The whole atmosphere stunk from fish."
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"My hands are so cold, I can barely get these buttons open."
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