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Clips from Seinfeld - The Movie (S04E04)

"Oh, come on."
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"That fountain of youth scene at the end where they're splashing around..."
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"I mean, come on."
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"Let me tell you something:"
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"When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed..."
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"...and that tear started to roll down his cheek, I lost it."
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"- Well, I told you the Paragon. - No, you said Paradise."
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"- It's playing there too. - No. I would not have said Paradise."
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"That's a twin theatre. I want to see this movie on a big screen."
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"- You'll never make it back in time. - I haven't had any dinner."
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"You can get one at the theatre."
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"Jerry is gonna be here any second."
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"Then this line's gonna start moving, and we'll end up in the front row."
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"- Save me a seat. - No, I don't wanna save seats."
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"Don't put me through that."
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"I had the fleece ripped out of my winter coat..."
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"Well, I'm in line to buy."
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"No, George, this is a ticket-holders' line."
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"No, it's not. It's the ticket-buyers' line."
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"- How come we're not moving? - Good question."
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"Is this the ticket-holders' line or the buyers'?"
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"Stay here. I'll go get tickets."
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"- Can you believe him? - He spaced out."
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"It's sold out."
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"Hey, I asked the guy if he had a ticket."
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"No, I don't wanna go to a miniplex multi-theatre."
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"No, it's not a theatre."
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"It's a room where they bring in POWs to show them propaganda films."
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"All right, I'm going."
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"You get the tickets. I'll wait for him."
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"So then, when I was 12, the whole family moved..."
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"We were right on the water."
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"You know that fishy smell I'm talking about?"
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"Yeah, yeah. The fishy smell."
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"To this day I won't eat fish."
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"- Do you eat fish? - Yes! Yes, I eat fish!"
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"- I don't know how you eat that crap. - Take the Park."
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"Jerry, I want you to do me a favour:"
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"No more fish."
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"- Got them. - Beautiful."
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"Hey, you know what else is playing here?"
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"Rochele Rochele."
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"Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie..."
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"...if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."
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"By the way, you owe me $7.50."
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"Well, then I'll pay you later."
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"Or I could take the 20, and I could pay you later."
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"Might be easier."
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"Well, how's that easier? I mean, then you would owe me $12.50..."
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"...instead of me owing you $7.50."
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"- Either way. - Yeah, it's the same thing."
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"I tell you what, I'll get the popcorn and the soda."
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"What do you mean, you'll get the popcorn and the soda?"
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"Tell you what. Give me the 20, I'll buy you a popcorn and soda..."
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"- ... and I'll throw in a bonbons. - George, you're sapping my strength."
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"What about Kramer and Jerry?"
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"I'll wait here for them. You go save seats."
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"Me? But that's three seats. I can't save three seats."
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"- Save them, go. - No, but George..."
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"Fifty-Fifth Street. Great idea."
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"I wonder how Ike Turner would react in traffic."
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"And what about Jose Feliciano?"
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"It's not bad enough that I can't see, I have to sit here for two hours."
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"I don't think so."
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"It can be anybody. People down through history reacting in traffic."
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"Franklin Roosevelt:"
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"- Driver- - All right, all right. I got the bit."
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"Jerry, I want you to have this piece of material."
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"That's nice of you. I can't do voices."
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"Jerry, don't start up with me."
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"I gotta get out of this cab."
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"- No, these are saved. - All of them?"
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"- You can't take four seats. - What, is that a rule?"
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"Well, we'll take these seats. Would you please remove your stuff?"
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"...and give Kramer the two tickets so they can come in."
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"You go, and I could save the seats. You don't like saving anyway."
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"Can we do this later, George?"
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"What's the point of discussing it."
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"Will you do me a favour? You see a guy who's about 5 foot 11..."
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"...tell him his friend's gonna be right back, okay?"
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"No, I'm sorry. These are taken."
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"They're in the lobby buying popcorn."
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"What are you doing? These are taken!"
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"No, don't come over here! These are taken. Go! Go! These are taken."
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"They're taken! They're taken!"
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"Oh, take them."
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"Excuse me, have you seen a guy with..."
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"And if I'm out of line, please let me know."
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"I'm afraid to open the door."
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"Just for a few months."
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"It'll make all the difference in the world."
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"Hey, your friends aren't here."
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"We should go see Rochele Rochele. I hear it's really hot."
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"No, I don't."
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"No. No. I was kidding. It was terrible."
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"Here you go. See you later."
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"- Do you want me to wait? - No. Don't wait."
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"Jerry, I'll wait just to make sure you get in, that's all."
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"You mind if I walk through real quick?"
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"Hey, did that guy show up?"
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"The guy with the horse face and the big teeth?"
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"No, the guy with the big head and flared nostrils."
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"Haven't seen him."
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"There was a short guy with glasses..."
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"...looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head."
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"Who else but my Alan would do something like that?"
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"He was dancing around, lip-synching to A Chorus Line."
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"- I mean, you can see he's got talent. - Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"What's the problem?"
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"You're talking."
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"It's the coming attractions."
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"You know what he's gotten into now?"
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"He is cooking. He does a great-"
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"Ticket, sir?"
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"- Do you have your stub? - My stub?"
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"No one holds on to the stub."
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"You don't remember me?"
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"- It's a big city, sir. - I went in with a pretty woman."
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"You know, short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."
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"- I can't find it. - I can't let you in without your stub."
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