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Clips from Seinfeld - The Movie (S04E04)

"Know what I mean? The girl that sells you the tickets, she's 10."
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"What happened in the middle? Couldn't find anybody?"
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"I don't know. Diane told me to hold it for 15 minutes."
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"I was supposed to meet my friends to see this movie Checkmate at 10:30."
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"...of our scheduling policies."
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"- Jerry! - What are you doing here?"
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"I've been dying to see Checkmate."
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"...and they go running to the mirror to see if it really worked."
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"I'm gonna get a hot dog at Papaya King."
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"I don't want a movie dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog."
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"- Give me my ticket, then. - I don't have them yet."
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"You don't have them yet?"
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"I didn't. My friend was getting it."
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"That's good. It's good to be accurate."
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"Oh, real good, George. Real good."
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"- All right, what time is it? - Twenty after 10."
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"It's the same movie. What's the difference?"
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"- It's in Dolby. - Well, what about Jerry?"
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"...from Bensonhurst to Sheepshead Bay."
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"No, no, take 55th. No, there's beautiful homes there."
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"I have a point?"
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"- I wouldn't mind seeing that. - Yeah."
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"- All right. Can you break a 20? - No. I don't have any change."
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"I will buy your popcorn and soda, and we'll call it even."
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"Saturday night, theatre traffic. Good move."
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"You better move that car, girl, before I bust you up."
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"No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?"
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"Can you help me get on The Tonight Show?"
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"They're coming. Listen, run over to the Paragon..."
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"These are taken. Taken."
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"If you hurry, you won't miss the beginning."
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"No, taken! Taken, taken. I'm getting the hang of it."
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"...and then you and I can settle up."
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"You'll give me the money when you have it."
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"I trust you."
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"- Flared nostrils? - Yeah."
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"Jerry, could you do me a personal favour?"
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"Your trench coat in my closet?"
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"I got friends inside I need to get a message to."
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"Go ahead."
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"Bye-bye."
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"So I got home, and he was vacuuming."
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"I mean, he's 12 years old."
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"He put on such a show for us."
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"I just went out. I went to look for my friend."
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"Who keeps the stub?"
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"I'm going to the movies for 25 years, nobody ever asked me for the stub."
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"Nope."
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"All right. Here. It's my friend's ticket."
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"Elaine?"
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"Rochelle Rochelle."
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"Now playing at the Paradise Two."
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"We have three sizes: medium, large and jumbo."
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"Right. Yeah. Can I have a small popcorn?"
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"- What's medium? - Adult."
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"- Is it real butter? - It's butter flavouring."
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"- Have you got a cigarette? - No."
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"Ticket, sir?"
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"We've just been through this."
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"I need to see your stub."
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"You just let me in. We just did this a minute ago!"
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"Yeah, yeah. Okay."
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"What happened to my seat?"
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"I can't find my seat."
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"My name is Rochele. I'm from Milan."
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"That's much better. Much, much better."
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"You're gonna have to wait then."
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"I can't stand around here for two hours."
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"I can let you see Rochele Rochele."
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"Hey, listen, by the way..."
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"Yes, of course. Only a game."
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"You just need some height."
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"Rochele Rochele?"
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"Minsk?"
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"I've never seen Minsk. I hear there's so much hustle and bustle."
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"- Shut up. - Jerry?"
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"George."
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"- You're leaving? - Yeah."
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"I don't want the coat."
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"Jerry, call me when you get home, so I know you're okay."
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"Man. Look at this."
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"Oh, I went out to get popcorn, and some creep took my seat."
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"It was on the seat."
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"You took my seat?"
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"You mean, that was the same guy from the beginning?"
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"Why would they kill him if he was with them?"
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"I thought he was with them."
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"They never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80."
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"Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102."
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"You're 15. You sell tickets. You leave."
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"You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren."
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"Eighty years later, you're at the same theatre..."
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"...3 feet away, ripping tickets."
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"Took you 80 years to move 3 feet."
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"The show's delayed? Why?"
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"But I got this all timed out."
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"I got another spot across town at 9:50. I'm not gonna make it."
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"- I hear you, guy. - I'm doing Letterman Monday."
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"You know, I gotta work out the material."
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"No. He hangs around in case somebody drops out."
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"Look, why don't you come back and do the 11:00 spot."
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"All right, forget the movie. I'll do the 11:00 spot. I'll be back."
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"- Hey, Jer. - Hey."
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"Excuse me. Do you have a ticket?"
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"You missed your spot. It was 9: 15."
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"But, Maurice, I'm positive you told me 9:50."
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"In any event, I had no alternative but to reassign your spot..."
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"...to one of your peers who possesses a clearer understanding..."
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"Hey, do you think this is funny?"
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"Why do they call it athlete's foot? You don't have to be an athlete to get it."
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"I mean, my father gets it all the time and, believe me, he's no athlete."
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"I'm gonna stop by and tell my friends I can't make it."
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"- Cool. I'll split a cab with you. - I could be a while over there."
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"I got time. It'll give us a chance to get to know each other a little better."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Where is everybody? - Everybody's late."
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"Because they know I'll get in line early."
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"Well, if it's as good as Ponce de León, I'll be happy."
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"Ponce de León? Are you kidding me? I hated that movie."
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"Ponce de León? But that was great."
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