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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Escape Room (S05E05)

"I wouldn't go back four years. I'd go back 30 seconds."
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"The monkey's got a boner."
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"Who's gonna blow it up for me?"
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"[imitates explosion noise]"
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"I'll go get the last of the rent money."
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"Max, hurry up, girl."
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"That's because I sleep in the living room."
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"So I took a little off the top."
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"20 warnings, then it's a dead issue."
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"This is about all of you."
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"Good put-down, Caroline."
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"See, Han? Teamwork."
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"I was thirsty!"
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"So tomorrow night, I'm closing the diner,"
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"That's correct."
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"Oh, well, I'm gonna read mine anyway."
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"than Paula Deen on Dancing with the Stars."
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"Sophie, you can't be here right now."
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"(Han) Light starts with "L"!"
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"It was always my favorite story."
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"That wasn't too hard."
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"This Groupon has already paid for itself."
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"Pennsylvania, with no car."
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"you won't hear a peep out of me anymore."
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"Sorry, Randy, I knew you were a safe person to slam."
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"You've got 15 minutes. It's 45 that you lack."
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"and I'm the only one who knows how to get out of here."
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"Just like Alice, I'm sick of being stuck"
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"That's pretty classy."
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"I meant emotionally."
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"I just thought we were in this together,"
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"(Earl) Can we please turn the lights back off?"
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"[both screaming]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Tells us when she's most fertile."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Why are your legs up?"
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"(Earl) Oh, hell no."
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"Dongs aren't the answer to everything."
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"We're gonna read through all the fine print."
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"Wait, in Einstein's famous formula E=mc2,"
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"Ooh, I'm next!"
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"and you know how much I love money."
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"Oh, Lord, am I peeing?"
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"All right, come on, let's get out of here."
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"did I say adventure?"
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"See now, that's some white people stuff right there."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"I'm not allowed to blow stuff up anymore."
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"(Sophie) Hey! Look at all those kooky light switches!"
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"What rhymes with "kick in the crotch"?"
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"Okay. I am sorry."
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"[monkey screeching]"
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"'Cause that made no sense"
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"5...9... 4... 7."
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"a mildly attractive prostitute at Comic-Con."
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"Oh, you found the food. Good."
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"Okay, Max, this time can you do"
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"[scoffs] Come on, guys."
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"Seriously, Max, other than the rent,"
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"- No, you can't! - Oh, yes, I can."
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"This place is a deathtrap."
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"good luck with that."
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"it's basically just steam coming out now."
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""Don't ice your junk in the food sink" thing again?"
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"It's what Earl's doing right now."
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"(Caroline) I'm feeling angry, scared, and both of Max's boobs."
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"All right, FYI,"
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"so I can eat while we do it?"
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"Here, let me use my pepper spray flashlight."
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"Caroline, please tell me you're okay."
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"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
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"What is it gonna take to make you get over this?"
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"Make sure you get the whole $825."
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"getting ripped off by my roommate."
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"Wait, you said you weren't okay."
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"Wait, why is the floor sagging?"
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"Max, you're awful."
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"'Cause much like the time, you can't go back."
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"You're not supposed to jump in it."
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"Look what God did to Han."
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"And so it begins!"
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"Aw. [pepper spray fizzes]"
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"and wait till we get in the cab?"
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"I'm 27."
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"Now everyone stop what you're not doing."
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"How do you... What do you..."
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"it is entirely your fault."
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"Chew it too long, and it will go south."
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"Schwarzenegger's is big, Fox's is small."
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"Come on, Caroline. Where's your sense of whimsy?"
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"yeah, Oleg and I are gonna get really Amsterdam-y up in here."
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"Hurry! [pepper spray fizzes]"
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"Max, look."
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"What?"
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"[rock music]"
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