Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Escape Room (S05E05)

"Yeah, it was called Alice in Underpants."
2 Broke Girls
"of all your chatter!"
2 Broke Girls
"It's time to listen to the Mad Hatter."
2 Broke Girls
"I think it's the same guy as before."
2 Broke Girls
"Oh... Wow."
2 Broke Girls
"He's a genius!"
2 Broke Girls
"To proceed and be done with me,"
2 Broke Girls
"Y'all know I'm 80, right?"
2 Broke Girls
"One: Take it out of the package."
2 Broke Girls
"It goes in your mouth."
2 Broke Girls
"No, he's chewing gum."
2 Broke Girls
"Exactamente."
2 Broke Girls
"Put your answer onto this card."
2 Broke Girls
"Well done!"
2 Broke Girls
"Two: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big;"
2 Broke Girls
"Michael J. Fox's is small;"
2 Broke Girls
"the Pope has one but doesn't use it;"
2 Broke Girls
"Madonna doesn't have one at all."
2 Broke Girls
"Dongs. The answer is dongs."
2 Broke Girls
"that Madonna doesn't have one."
2 Broke Girls
"I used to think that."
2 Broke Girls
"You know where that got me?"
2 Broke Girls
"It's last names. The Pope doesn't use his."
2 Broke Girls
"you'll be out of here in under an hour."
2 Broke Girls
"Well, thanks, but if I was that smart,"
2 Broke Girls
"I wouldn't have spent the last four years"
2 Broke Girls
"Oh, come on, are you still on the money?"
2 Broke Girls
"Oh, my God, my sister lost both her thumbs"
2 Broke Girls
"in a combine accident"
2 Broke Girls
"Ah, here's $25."
2 Broke Girls
"Let's call it hush money,"
2 Broke Girls
"so hush."
2 Broke Girls
"First of all, this is $12,"
2 Broke Girls
"and fine,"
2 Broke Girls
"Fine, I don't care if we never get out."
2 Broke Girls
"[monkey screeching]"
2 Broke Girls
"All right, we gotta get the hell out."
2 Broke Girls
"And don't say Max stole it,"
2 Broke Girls
"because that's getting older than Randy's accent."
2 Broke Girls
"This is the same team that was able"
2 Broke Girls
"to figure out the Wi-Fi password"
2 Broke Girls
"Who said this?"
2 Broke Girls
""If it was so, it might be;"
2 Broke Girls
"and if it were so, it would be.""
2 Broke Girls
"The fat twins?"
2 Broke Girls
"[monkey screeching]"
2 Broke Girls
"Okay, Oleg, drop your pants."
2 Broke Girls
"The monkey wants his banana."
2 Broke Girls
"if I have to see Oleg so much as honk one of her boobs,"
2 Broke Girls
"Are we good?"
2 Broke Girls
"(all) Aw, come on!"
2 Broke Girls
"Fine, I'm the only one here who knows this story,"
2 Broke Girls
"There, the rabbit hole, Alice went down and so will I."
2 Broke Girls
"That's it."
2 Broke Girls
"This is a bigger bust than Max's future."
2 Broke Girls
"in this upside-down world"
2 Broke Girls
"when your best friend lies about the rent."
2 Broke Girls
"I bid you adieu."
2 Broke Girls
"No, seriously, don't!"
2 Broke Girls
"I don't mean to burst your bubble,"
2 Broke Girls
"but your friend's in a lot of trouble."
2 Broke Girls
"What I'm saying is:"
2 Broke Girls
"that's not part of the room. That's just for show."
2 Broke Girls
"I'm not next."
2 Broke Girls
"So that's not a cute rabbit hole?"
2 Broke Girls
"Rabbits? No."
2 Broke Girls
"(Caroline) I can't, because I'm not."
2 Broke Girls
"I'll use the emergency code to get us out of here."
2 Broke Girls
"Okay, I'm gonna be real honest with you right now."
2 Broke Girls
"(Caroline) Help, there's something moving down here!"
2 Broke Girls
"I'm going in."
2 Broke Girls
"Sophie, give me the pepper spray flashlight."
2 Broke Girls
"All right, yeah."
2 Broke Girls
"That really does sting."
2 Broke Girls
"Okay, Oleg, now it's time."
2 Broke Girls
"It's that beautiful moment"
2 Broke Girls
"where you and I are gonna make a baby"
2 Broke Girls
"right in front of your coworkers."
2 Broke Girls
"We're gonna do it on top of teacups."
2 Broke Girls
"[grunts and moans]"
2 Broke Girls
"What is happening?"
2 Broke Girls
"You know what?"
2 Broke Girls
"Spray some of that stuff in my eyes."
2 Broke Girls
"Oh, that's why his leg's up in the air."
2 Broke Girls
"I've seen enough. I'm out."
2 Broke Girls
"[shrieks] Ow!"
2 Broke Girls
"Ugh, I think I landed on what was moving."
2 Broke Girls
"Yeah, I think. Are you?"
2 Broke Girls
"Well, my feelings are really hurt, Max."
2 Broke Girls
"It's been four years."
2 Broke Girls
"Well, I don't know what to do,"
2 Broke Girls
"because like the Sad Hatter said,"
2 Broke Girls
"time goes forward; it doesn't go back."
2 Broke Girls
"I can't undo the rent thing."
2 Broke Girls
"We are,"
2 Broke Girls
"and I should have told you four years ago,"
2 Broke Girls
"but I thought we wouldn't last a month."
2 Broke Girls
"But then we did, and then another month,"
2 Broke Girls
"and I'm still not sure how this happened:"
2 Broke Girls
"we became best friends."
2 Broke Girls
"Max, that's the first time you've ever called me"
2 Broke Girls
"your best friend without a bribe,"
2 Broke Girls
"and that's worth a lot more than money,"
2 Broke Girls
"Yeah, you almost ruined our friendship over it."
2 Broke Girls
"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
2 Broke Girls
"I'm not okay."
2 Broke Girls
"Searing pain, searing pain."
2 Broke Girls
"Ugh, I think I twisted my ankle when I jumped down here."
2 Broke Girls
"Oh, my God. I am so sorry."
2 Broke Girls
"You're right."
2 Broke Girls
"So how are we gonna get you out of here?"
2 Broke Girls
"If you want me to carry you,"
2 Broke Girls
"you'll have to take off your boobs."
2 Broke Girls
"My sense of direction led me to being a waitress in Brooklyn."
2 Broke Girls
"Also, the moving thing just came to and looks mad."
2 Broke Girls
"Max, I've never been this close to your butt before,"
2 Broke Girls
"and it's spectacular!"
2 Broke Girls
"What's your secret?"
2 Broke Girls
"Well, one good thing about being down here:"
2 Broke Girls
"Sophie and Oleg are up there."
2 Broke Girls
Show more clips