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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Miracle on Dead Street (S02E02)

"a-a-a-a-and... and create a whole new identity."
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"It's a chance to forget"
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"that we're a lower-middle-class neighborhood"
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"living under the flight path of the Orlando airport"
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"into thinking we're a scary, upper-middle-class neighborhood"
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"that people would want to visit and get candy from!"
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"Ladies, if we build it, they will come!"
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"Greatest Halloween movie ever."
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"Hmm."
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"Our candy bags aren't that big,"
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"so we're making extra room in our internal candy bags."
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"I might've been held back a year,"
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"but my friends are in high school now."
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"and seeing if anyone can buy us booze."
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"Somebody shoulda stopped me!"
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"All right, people."
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"We got five hours before the first toddler wave hits."
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"We can do this! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Thanks!"
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"You know, it reminds me of the web of lies"
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"I told my ex-wife before the divorce."
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"I just bought all the eggs from every store in the neighborhood,"
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"so unless you're friends with a bionic chicken, it's over."
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"You think we throw fresh eggs?"
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"Then what are you even here for?!"
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"Neosporin."
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"Jordy scraped his knee picking up his skateboard."
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"Infections are no joke."
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"Don't you ever ride those skateboards?"
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"Nice question!"
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"Ross Perot."
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"I'm Humpty Hump. You know?"
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"Shock g's alter ego from the digital underground?"
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"Oh!"
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"Ooh! U.P.S. delivery lamb."
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"Nice costume, Emery."
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"You too, Evan... a lazy goalie."
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"We're obviously "Silence of the Lambs.""
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"We knew he wouldn't get it."
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"We talked about that. Remember?"
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"Come on, everybody! We're leaving!"
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"No. We all need to go to the investment property."
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"What?!"
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"I'm not wearing a costume."
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"Ready to go, Eddie?"
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"Have a great Halloween with your friends."
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"Yes!"
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"- Yay! - Yay!"
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"Go on. Deliver that goalie."
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"There you go."
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"Louis, what are you doing?"
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"We have to go to the investment property."
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"It's about to be attacked."
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"A group of tn boys are going to egg it."
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"That's just some fright night tomfoolery."
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"Because that's what we'll be"
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"if I have to repair a house that I just fixed up!"
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"It's just a silly prank."
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"Whatever those teenagers do tonight,"
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"we'll clean up tomorrow."
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"This is why I hate Halloween."
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"You know what? Fine. I'll just..."
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"I'll go defend the house myself."
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"Jessi..."
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"Where's Waldo? Uh, where's my candy?"
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"Right here!"
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"Ooh. Ooh."
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"It's "Carmen San Diego.""
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"It's been a couple of hours."
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"Aren't you embarrassed?"
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"A grown woman dressed as a pig?"
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"I'm Miss Piggy."
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"Kermit's girlfriend?"
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"Pigs don't date."
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"Pigs feed a crowd at a reasonable price."
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"he came to help us."
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"We're going to a party at the Millers'."
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"We RSVP'd months ago. I'm sorry."
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"I do care!"
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"It's just... It's Halloween."
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"I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me."
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"I still love you a lot."
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"I'm gonna kiss that pig!"
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"Kiss her on her little snout."
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"This is great."
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"I have at least six full-size candy bars in here."
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"How come I keep getting stuck with mini boxes of raisins?"
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"Seriously? How do you not know who I am?"
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"Boys, get in the car. We need to go help your mother."
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"But we're still trick-or-treating!"
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"I want to be up to my knees in candy."
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"Listen to me."
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"There are two sides to Halloween."
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"Who's interested in some mayhem?"
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"Okay."
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"Jessica, you can do this."
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"All is fair on Halloween."
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"I could do a high stick to the face."
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"I catch the egg, I hose them down."
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"They came!"
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"What are you all doing here?"
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"Well, we planned to help you fight off those teen boys,"
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"but that plan has since been ruined."
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"I'm sorry. My yardstick got caught in the handle."
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"Jeff friggin' Lynne."
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"I thought you wanted to celebrate Halloween."
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"I did."
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"And it was everything I hoped for..."
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"trick-or-treaters, decorations everywhere."
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"But one person was missing..."
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"Mrs. T."
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"Who is Mrs. T?"
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"You. Remember?"
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"It means a lot."
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"I hate this holiday."
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"and all our eggs are broken."
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"We need to figure out a way"
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"to scare those punks so badly, they'll never come back."
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"What scares teenage boys?"
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"Happy Halloween, lady!"
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