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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Miracle on Dead Street (S02E02)

"Okay."
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"You and your guys did such a good job, Jerry."
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"We spent a lot of money on this renovation,"
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"but it was worth it..."
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"especially the ceiling fan in the bedroom."
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"I will admit, once again, how right I was about that."
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"before you list the house."
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"Right, okay. "Termites.""
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"I'm not spending more money"
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"to spray for magical bugs that eat wood."
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"looks like some termites just got into your business card."
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"is for you to sign off on the final paperwork."
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"Let me just go get it from my..."
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"Truck."
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"Well, get it."
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"Nice walk!"
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"Oh!"
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"There's just something about a group of teen boys."
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"and attack you where you're most vulnerable."
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"You're worried about your hairline."
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"Don't worry. Most women don't care as much as you think."
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"Why would you say that?"
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"This is crazy."
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"There's nothing scary about a group of sitting boys."
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"Hey!"
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"Shut your mouth!"
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"Nobody cares what you have to say!"
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"Look, I may not have a full head of hair,"
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"and I'd love to take you to my Uncle's bar."
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"Oh."
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"Emery, Evan, need a hand, please."
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"Dad? What did you do?"
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"I made the world my gym."
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"We live on a dead street."
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"Ooh! Sounds scary."
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"No, dead..."
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"like no one trick-or-treats in our cul-de-sac."
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"All the action is two blocks over, on Highland Avenue."
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"How do you know this?"
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"The homeowners association."
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"We're meeting tonight to discuss how early"
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"we should all turn off our porch lights"
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"and head over."
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"They're just gonna abandon our street?"
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"Who wants candy all night!?"
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"I need to speak at the homeowners meeting."
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"Evan, put me on the agenda."
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"The day of?"
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"Looks like we can finally list the house next week."
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"Thank you!"
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"Nothing brightens up a home like a bowl of fake fruit."
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"I but a chiquita sticker on the banana"
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"to help sell the illusion."
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"Nice."
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"Oh, what's that?"
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"Somebody drew something in the dust on my car."
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"It's a rocket ship."
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"this neighborhood is about to take off."
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"I don't in that's a rocket."
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"Of course it is. It's blasting out of two smoke clouds."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure"
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"that drawing is something much more..."
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"genital."
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"What?! No way! It's a rocket ship!"
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"It's clearly squirting fuel out of the top of..."
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"You know what? I see it. I see it now."
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"Time for some smacks."
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"You can't do that!"
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"This is happening, honey."
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"This is not happening!"
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"Hey! Hey, hey, hey!"
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"No! Give me that shoe!"
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"Okay!"
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"- I'm okay. - Okay."
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"- I'm okay. I just... - Okay."
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"I just need to find my pepper spray!"
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"Stand down!"
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"Stop it! No, no, no! No!"
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"Tic tacs to the face!"
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"Tic tacs in your face!"
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"We're done. We're done, we're done, we're done."
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"All right. Okay."
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"Nice temper!"
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"Hey, just wait till Halloween night,"
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"when we egg your house!"
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"thrown?"
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"Ohhhh!"
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"Go around!"
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"You'd like us to arrest a group of teenage boys"
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"who plan to egg your investment property on Halloween?"
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"Correct. I am willing to pay for the maximum punishment, please."
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"That's not how the law works."
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"Oh, come on. It's Halloween!"
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"Kids play silly pranks every year."
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"Is Officer Bryson here?"
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"He's a family friend, and he'll take this seriously."
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"Did my bow staff arrive?"
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"Oh. Hey, Jessica."
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"You psyched for Halloween?"
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"They let me out of the sewers."
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"An owl?"
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"Yes, Deidre... an owl."
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"They are ruthless and precise, vigilant and wise,"
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"mother nature's top..."
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"Ladies, ladies, please."
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"Let's move on to new business."
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"I know this is unexpected, but I'd like to introduce"
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"a speaker who's not on the agenda..."
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"my dad."
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"Dad, the floor is yours."
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"Uh, thank you."
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"but since it's about Halloween, I'd rather speak from the heart."
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"But I believe that we should reject our past image"
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"and build a Halloween destination of our own."
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"are Disney imagineers."
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"Halloween is their super bowl."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Right."
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"Look, Halloween isn't about a bunch of imagineers"
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"spending a ton of money."
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