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Clips from The Golden Girls - Flu Attack (S01E01)

"Your heart is true"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"I changed my mind. I decided too many people would recognize it."
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"Sophia!"
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"I don't wanna go with just anyone."
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"I wouldn't risk getting the rest of you sick."
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"Well, I have a fever and my throat is sore and my stomach is upset"
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"I guess if you're an idiot with a hearing problem, you do things like that."
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"Fine, can I have your date?"
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"- And then... - Shut up, Rose."
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"Must you do that?"
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"Well, excuse me for trying to have a life!"
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"Oh! It's just this flu is making me crazy!"
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"Raoul doesn't speak much English."
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"Hey, Cochran! What are you sitting with the guests for?"
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"But before we go any further, I have an announcement to make."
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"However, the producers of the show were kind enough"
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"Traveled down the road and back again"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
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"And the card attached would say"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"- Stand up straight. - I am standing straight."
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"You're slouching. You try to pretend you're not tall."
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"- You do it all the time. - I do not."
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"Yes, you do. Ever since you changed schools in the fourth grade,"
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"the kids thought you were the substitute teacher."
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"Girls, I did it! I finally broke down and bought that dress"
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"I've been eyeing for a month."
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"I thought you were gonna wear the silk one you wore to last year's banquet."
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"It is such a stunning shade of green."
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"The only thing they'll remember is the way you fall out of it."
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"Oh, Sophia!"
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"If you asked people the color, half of them would say flesh-tone."
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"Forgive her. Ma's a little irritable today."
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"She doesn't have a date for the banquet."
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"I'm just being picky. The banquet dinner's a big deal."
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"Blanche Deveraux can't find a date?"
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"Oh, don't be ridiculous!"
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"My only problem is trying to decide which of my many suitors"
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"to flatter with an invitation. After all, it's the social event of the season."
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"I guess you'll just have to break a few hundred hearts, Blanche."
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"I know. I haven't had to disappoint so many men"
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"since Daddy tore down the tree house."
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"Does anyone know where the aspirin is?"
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"Buffered, time-release, or synthetic?"
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"Time-release, I guess."
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"Capsule, tablet, or liquid?"
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"Gee, I don't know."
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"Don't take the one with the childproof cap. You could die before you get it open."
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"What's the matter, honey? Aren't you feeling well?"
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"- Just a little achy, that's all. - Achy? What kind of achy?"
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"Headachy, stomach-achy, back-achy, what achy?"
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"Dorothy, relax. It's probably just a little cold. She'll be all right."
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"Yes, but I won't. I hear a story about somebody catching a cold"
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"and I get one. I am very susceptible."
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"I have low resistance. I have a tendency to be anemic, right, Ma?"
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"- You're a hypochondriac. - That, too."
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"- Achoo! - Gesundheit."
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"Will you hold still? If you don't let me finish,"
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"I'll never get this dress ready by Saturday."
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"If I get near her, I won't need it on Saturday. I'll be home in bed."
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"Dorothy..."
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"Believe me, if I were coming down with something, I'd know it."
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"You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick."
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"I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple."
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"Yeah, open to everyone, day or night."
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"Oh!"
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"I feel hot!"
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"I feel cold!"
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"I feel guilty."
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"This is all my fault."
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"Oh, no, Rose. It's all my fault."
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"The minute I found out you were contagious,"
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"I said I was sorry!"
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"Oh, I feel just terrible! My eyes are all puffy,"
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"my nose is red, my glands are swollen."
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"Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?"
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"I can't believe it! Vinnie Bataglia, the biggest jerk I know,"
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"just turned down my invitation to the charity banquet."
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"If he's such a big jerk, why'd you ask him in the first place?"
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"Because he's the only guy my age who doesn't wear his pants up to his chin."
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"I hate that."
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"Personally, that never bothers me."
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"It just looks so painful."
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"- Ma, do you mind answering that? - Why not? Maybe I'll get lucky."
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"What am I talking about? If I was lucky, I'd be shacking up with Cary Grant."
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"Hello, I'm Dr. Richmond. I'm looking for a Dorothy Zbornak?"
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"It's a pleasure to meet you, but we were expecting Dr. Harris."
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"I'm afraid Dr. Harris couldn't make it. His wife's having a baby."
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"Normally I'd be happy for her, but right now I couldn't care less."
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"Why don't you tell me the kind of symptoms you've been having."
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"and I keep having this recurring dream"
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"where I'm being chased by a giant Listerine bottle."
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"And when I open my mouth to scream, all I can do is gargle."
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"Ah."
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"Are you experiencing the same symptoms?"
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"Yes, except in my dream, I'm chased by a bottle of Scope."
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"Well, let's have a look at you, hm?"
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"This is the first time a female doctor's ever examined me."
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"Feels kind of strange."
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"I hear that a lot. You know, the truth is,"
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"despite the progress that women have made, medicine is still a man's world."
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"So, if it'll make you feel any better, I used to be a man."
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"- What? - Just a little female doctor humor."
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"All right, so what's the verdict?"
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"Well, ladies, the flu is going around. I'm afraid you've all got it."
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"I told them that two days ago. Tell them something new for $50."
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"How long is it going to last? 24 hours? 48?"
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"- We're talking at least a week. - A week?"
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"But we have to go to a banquet Saturday night."
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"Can't you give us a pill or something?"
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"Sorry, ladies. You're just gonna have to wait this one out."
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"Now, drink plenty of liquids, get lots of rest,"
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"and if you're not better by Monday, give me a call."
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"Oh, I can't believe it!"
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"why can't they cure the flu?"
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"Modern science is overrated."
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"Sometimes, home remedies can work a lot better."
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