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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - The Black Seal (S01E01)

"Step forward, Harry, Prince of Wales."
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"Chief Lunatic of Gloucester,"
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"Me? Why?"
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"You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would."
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"And the part of you that can't be mentioned,"
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"if it got up and gave you a haircut,"
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"Here he comes now."
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"(Screams)"
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"How many have you got so far?"
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"So, we are agreed —"
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"I'm going to have to..."
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"..cheat."
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"Good evening..."
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"Thanks, Ned. See you Thursday."
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"Yes. I wondered..."
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"Doing the Lord's work?"
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"— No. — Then Crazed Animal Jack,"
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"the cattle—rustling cannibal from Sutton Coldfield?"
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"Are you sure he's the kind of chap we're looking for?"
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"Then in our band, you shall be known as Large Jack!"
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"And slaughter!"
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"— (All) What? — ..mercilessly crushed underfoot!"
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"Do we have to wait till summer?"
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"A messenger with the black plague, perhaps?"
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"— A black—headed messenger! — That's it."
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"— How? — I killed him."
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"Yes, exile! For life!"
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"We few! We happy few!"
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"You're in a merry mood, My Lord!"
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"Oh, yes. No—one can stop me now!"
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"Except perhaps..."
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"No, not even him."
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"Not so fast, Edinburgh!"
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"This Hawk — did he look something like...this?"
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"Known to my enemies as..."
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"Yes. Yes, that's the one."
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"to die!"
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"and the snails, presumably,"
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"a little animal, too, in my despair."
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"but now I intend to follow the path of the saints,"
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"particularly the very religious ones."
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"In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, amen."
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"— Amen, I said! — Argh!"
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"— Realise! — You're not mad, are you?"
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""No, you'd be mad to expect any.”"
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"— I'm Mad Gerald! — Quiet! Ssh!"
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"Mr Rat!"
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"— What? — Mr Key!"
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"Stop! Stop! Where are you going?"
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"Wherever I can sell these six black homing pigeons."
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"Oh, damn!"
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"you could have “em for less!"
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"(Bong!)"
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"(Bong!)"
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"Ssh!"
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"They are! Your last sentence, please?"
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"They've made an odd choice for their leader,"
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"Lord Warden of the Privy!"
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"A man tortured by insatiable greed!"
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"— Who didn't? I killed mine. — I killed mine!"
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"— And I killed yours. — Did you?"
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"(All gasp in wonder)"
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"In precisely one minute,"
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"— Both of them? — Yes."
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"of the codling grinder!"
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"(ALL) Over our dead bodies!"
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"Mmm, it's got a bit of a sting in its tail!"
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"He lives! (Cheering)"
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"Not so well."
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"Oh, damn..."
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"I wonder if it was the wine..."
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"# Black Adder"
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""and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.”"
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"The length of my rod is a mystery to all but the Queen"
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"and a thousand Turkish whores!"
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"But the fruits of my loins are here for all to see."
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"I have two sons —"
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"Harry and another one."
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"Harry, I hereby name thee Captain of the Guard,"
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"Grand Warden of the Eastern and Northern Marches,"
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"Viceroy of Wales, Sheriff of Nottingham,"
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"Marquis of the Midlands,"
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"Step forward, the other one!"
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"Thy titles have been but few —"
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"Duke of Edinburgh and Warden of the Royal Privy."
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"It is so, My Lord."
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"We thank thee, Egbert, for thy work in Edinburgh."
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"We relieve thee of thy heavy task,"
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"and give the dukedom to our cousin, Hastings. Many happy returns, Tom."
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"I have discharged the duties of Juniper!"
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"Chiswick, fresh horses! We ride at once to rebellious Stoke,"
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"where it is my sworn intent to approach the city walls,"
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"bare my broad buttocks,"
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"and shout, "Behold, I honour thee most highly!”"
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"(Fanfare and cheering)"
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"It could've been worse, My Lord."
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"I thought you might lose the privy!"
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"No!"
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"It...will...not...do!"
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"Er, no, My Lord, you're right."
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"I must clear away the chaff from my life,"
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"then let shine forth the true wheat of greatness!"
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"— Do it at once, My Lord! — Very well."
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"Percy, you are dismissed from my services."
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"Because, Percy,"
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"far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm,"
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"you would bore the leggings off a village idiot!"
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"Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly."
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"I am reliably informed, wouldn't be worth mentioning,"
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"even if it could be!"
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"If you put on a floppy hat and a furry codpiece,"
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"you might pass as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke"
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"I doubt it! So you are dismissed!"
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"— Oh, I see. — And as for you, Baldrick..."
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"— My Lord? — You're out, too."
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"Fair enough."
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"Will you go back to shovelling dung in the gutter?"
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"— Shouldn't think so. — No?"
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"No, it took me years to get that job."
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"I'll muck out the lepers or something."
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