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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (S02E02)

"...Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun..."
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"- Like what? - I don't know. Kryptonian mustard."
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"...when the planet Krypton exploded."
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"Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite."
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"Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?"
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"Before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for Kryptonian tetherball?""
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"Now Raj."
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"- I didn't get a good look. Can I go again? - No."
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"...with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe."
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"In more ways than one."
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"...l'm more of a Zac Efron kind of guy."
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"- They know how to reach me. - Okay."
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"...who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68."
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"Hey, guys."
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"That doesn't count. Do-over, do-over."
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"Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?"
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"Nice motivational speech from the team captain."
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"- So? We're in a rock band. - No."
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"He does this hysterical impersonation of Stephen Hawking having phone sex."
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"- I don't know. Because it's Christmas? - Oh, Penny."
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"The die has been cast. The moving finger has writ."
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"Hannibal has crossed the Alps."
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"Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle."
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"Why is that so surprising?"
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"I'm not indoors-y."
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"...of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark-matter detector."
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"- Since when? - Since always."
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"Actually..."
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"...science is my lady."
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"- Okay. Let's go. - All right."
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"Yes?"
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"Did you forget your key?"
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"What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla."
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"Spearmint-and-green-tea-scented bath oil promotes relaxation."
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"This one. Let's go."
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"...and you're making me a little uncomfortable."
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"See? Sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it."
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"Hey, Leonard. Come, join us."
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"You know, this place is unbelievable."
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"Not to mention being curious and agile in other respects."
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"Shut up."
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"Yes, please, shut up."
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"So, um, Dave, don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?"
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"You know, that dark matter isn't gonna detect itself."
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"That's not an experiment. You saw what happened last night."
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"- Oh, can I drive the motorcycle? - Yeah, why not?"
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"I will open her gift to me first and then excuse myself, feigning digestive distress."
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"Brilliant."
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"Why couldn't you have just done what Leonard did..."
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"You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain for me to beat him at checkers."
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"So my question is..."
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"...what's up with that?"
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"Why are you yelling at me?"
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"He tried to take nude photos of you?"
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"And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous?"
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"Smooth."
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"Come on, it's Christmas. Just give me this one."
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"- How's your leg? - Very good. Thanks for asking. Come on in."
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"Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it."
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"Yeah, yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it."
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"Do you realize what this means?"
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"All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy."
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"Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon."
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"- Here, open it. - Oh."
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"Oh."
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"Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one."
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"It's a Saturnalia miracle."
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"Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit."
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"And it is well-established..."
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"...which incinerates any contaminant matter..."
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"...and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh."
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"What if he gets something Kryptonian on it?"
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"The only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hot dog threatening Earth."
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"Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian."
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"Superman doesn't sweat on Earth."
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"Okay. He's invited for dinner in the bottle city of Kandor."
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"He miniaturizes himself, enters the city, where he loses his super-powers."
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"Superman works up a sweat, comes back to Earth, his uniform now stained..."
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"...with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration."
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"Superman would have taken his uniform to a Kandorian dry-cleaner..."
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"...before he left the bottle."
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"Kandorian dry-cl--? I give up. You can't have a rational argument with this man."
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"Hey, isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?"
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"No, not all at once."
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"- That's David Underhill. So what? - So what?"
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"...for the existence of galactic dark matter."
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"I have two words for you. The first is "big," the other's "whoop.""
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"It is a big whoop. Made almost all the work you've done completely useless."
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"- Did not. - Did too."
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"Okay, maybe some of it. But...."
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"He got lucky."
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"He's a very handsome man."
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"Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way..."
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"Excuse me. Are you Leonard Hofstadter?"
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"- Uh, yeah. - I'm David Underhill."
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"Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted to set up something in the lab..."
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"- You wanna work with me? - lf you have time, yeah."
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"Um, here's my home number, here's my cell, here's my office..."
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"...here's my parents' number up in New Jersey."
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"Congratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan."
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"Okay."
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"Bye-bye."
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"What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"
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"Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike..."
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"...if he has hopes of catching up with Sheldon..."
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"There are no do-overs in Wii bowling."
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"There are always do-overs when my people play sports."
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"- Actually, l-- - It's a rhetorical question."
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"There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night."
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"Come on, it's just a video game and we suck at it."
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"- Where were you? - I was working with Dave Underhill."
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"Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF."
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"Actually, he is pretty cool. I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist..."
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"...but it turns out he's a black-diamond skier..."
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"...he collects vintage motorcycles, he plays in a rock band."
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"We play "Rock Band" on our Xbox."
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"Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist."
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"He's funny too."
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"He said he was gonna take me to the gym so I'm gonna go practice my sit-ups."
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"Hey, Sheldon. Are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?"
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