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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Chocolate Milk (S02E02)

"I'm gay. That's what I was going to tell you."
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"Well, then."
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"He said you were furious at him because he banned you from the restaurant"
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"and called your business plans terrible."
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""in a stupid pancake, you steaming pile of human fences.""
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"I assume that was autocorrected from "feces"."
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"Look, partners fight. He's difficult to work with,"
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"but I would never try and kill him."
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"Where were you on Monday around 10:00 p. M?"
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"across the street."
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"I left around 10:00, took the subway home,"
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"got off at York Street around my house,"
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"Okay. Let's see if any of Dark Milk's neighbors saw the "Pilates Perv,""
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"Copy that. We'll do some cop stuff,"
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"have a heart-to-heart about your vasectomy,"
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"Stop worrying about my vasectomy, man."
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"Maybe you should focus on your own body."
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"When's the last time you had a carrot?"
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"Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely."
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"If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting."
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"Hey. Cut it out, Cake Boy."
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"You're making health insurance more expensive for everyone else."
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"Yeah, well, you know what else drives up premiums? Unwanted genital removal."
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"Charles, it was kind of hard to miss."
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"I didn't know what to do."
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"You said we weren't allowed to talk at work"
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"Ew. Gross."
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"Listen, my ex-wife's throwing an engagement party this weekend"
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"I didn't strike you when you said "knocking boots","
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"but "Bone Bros"? I cannot abide."
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"Have you seen this man around Dark Milk?"
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"They don't allow babies in there."
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"my partner some mixed feelings right about now."
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""Don't get the operation, Sarge."
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"I'm with you. That's enough, baby."
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"Mind your own business."
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"I haven't heard of Dark Milk, and I've never seen this man before."
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"This is your lead? Why are we here?"
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"Well, according to the Internet,"
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"Dr. Mindel is the best couples counselor in the Park Slope area,"
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"Couples counseling? Sorry for wasting your time."
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"Wait. Please don't leave."
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"This cost me so much money."
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"Wait a minute. I didn't tell you about that."
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"Didn't have to."
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"You are good."
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"I told you, Jake. We're not that kind of friends."
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"Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to the doctor's office."
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"Cancel the appointment. I've got you. You can't move."
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"Huh. From your expression, I would have guessed constipated or chilly."
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"Excuse us, Captain. I don't want to say that I've saved the day,"
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"The letter of recommendation she wrote for you 25 years ago."
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"I just went down to One Police Plaza"
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"More or less. The point is, the letter's very positive."
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"You thought she wrote mean stuff about you"
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"Wait a minute. You thought I cost you that promotion because you're gay?"
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"It's one reason."
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"I don't care that you rejected my advances."
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"Your sexual identity is the one thing I actually respect about you."
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"I'm mad because you tried to get me thrown off the force."
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"I shot you because you were in the wrong position. You weren't following orders."
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"What about the time you destroyed my personnel file while I was undercover?"
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"You were trying to make me disappear."
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"You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter."
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"You embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter."
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"Hey, Rosa. Better file me under "E" for "Edgy.""
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"Cornrows!"
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"So, I still don't have a date"
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"unless a sweet maize-head has changed your mind."
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"Why do you look so terrible?"
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"Zip that lip. He's doing it?"
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"He wouldn't listen to me. He said I was a "work friend"."
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"Oh, that chills me. And it reminds me of a story."
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"But one time, I wore it out to dinner, and I was like,"
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""Oh, dang. This sweater is cute everywhere.""
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"And I have to show the Sarge I can be a good friend"
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"to him outside of work, too. No."
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"Thank you, Gina. I'm going to stop him."
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"Well, goodbye, Raymond. Anything you'd like to say to me"
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"before I complete my evaluation?"
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"Never. Fail me if you must."
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"You're just going to let her fail us?"
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"Don't "this isn't about you" me."
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"I'm "this isn't about you"-ing you."
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"me and a future where you're not my captain anymore."
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"Wuntch failed the Nine-Oh and their captain was fired."
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"I'm not a man of unlimited cajoling."
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"Well, you better become one,"
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"because I need you in command."
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"This precinct needs you in command. Cajole up, Captain."
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"What the hell are you doing here, Tiny Head?"
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"You better not be trying to talk me out of my surgery again."
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"Thank you, Microscope Head."
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"Hey, little bit of good news."
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"Remember Gregory said he got off at the York Street station"
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"Well, I took the subway here,"
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"and it's closed for construction."
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"Hmm. So, what you're saying is..."
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"You know what? We'll talk about it tomorrow."
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"Jake, you were right. I don't want the surgery, Tiny Head!"
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"NYPD! Put down the scalpel and step away from my work friend's wiener tubes!"
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"Looking good, Boyle."
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"Rosa. You changed your mind."
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"I blew off my date, and instead, I'm going to spend a hellish evening"
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"Here's what's about to happen."
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"I'm going to laugh at all your jokes."
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"I'm going to talk about your Medal of Valor,"
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"and I'm going to make you look like a Jamaican God of Rhythm."
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"You're giving a toast?"
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"More like we're giving a toast. Ugh."
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"I am a little conflicted about having a vasectomy."
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"Really? Is that why you threw an EKG machine at the doctor?"
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"I'm sorry I thought of you as a work friend. You're here, man."
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"You're a friend-friend. You made Terry get real with himself and his genitals."
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"No! Not again."
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"Santiago."
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"We received our grade."
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"Oh, my God. Is this goodbye?"
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"2.7. Mediocre."
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"But enough for you to stick around."
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