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Clips from The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2 (S07E07)

"Oh, I gotta run, or I'll miss the opening rank-out."
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"You better get out of my way, please."
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"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."
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"Get outta my way. I'm in a hurry."
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"You simmer down, I'll let you go."
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"So, instead of wounding an evil old man..."
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"I may have killed an innocent old man."
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"That's much worse."
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"About 50,000 volts worse, if you know what I mean."
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"Sizzle!"
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"Wait a minute. If a second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?"
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"Uh, hi. Um, could we take a look at your leg?"
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"Yeah, it's real spruce. You like it?"
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"Thank God."
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"Sir, I- I only hope you can forgive me for shooting your wooden leg."
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"You shot who in the what now?"
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"Okay, Smithers, you're free to go. And, you, one question."
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"Do you know who shot Mr. Burns?"
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"'Cause we are really up the creek on this one."
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"And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent..."
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"we must now ask ourselves: Who could be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?"
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"I guess it's never the most likely suspect."
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"Actually, Mom, in 95% of cases, it is."
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"The rest of the time it's usually some deranged lunatic who did it for no reason."
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"Hey, I had a damn good reason."
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"He could never remember my name."
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"Who the devil are you?"
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"It's Homer Simpson! My name is Homer Simpson!"
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"Uh-uh-uh. You never know what you're capable of."
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"I never thought I could shoot down a German plane..."
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"but last year I proved myself wrong."
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"Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery..."
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"is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends."
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"And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this."
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"I think you're a little young..."
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"to be investigating an attempted murder."
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"Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?"
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"- Who wants chocolate ice cream? - Me! Me! Me, me!"
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"Okay, boys, we've got a clue-"
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"the bullet they took out of Burns."
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"Mr. Burns is the richest man in town. Maybe it's about money."
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"- That's some good thinking, Lou. - Oh, thanks, Chief."
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"Hey, I said that. My name is Lisa Simpson."
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"And I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case."
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"Look. Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially."
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"His bar was closed because of Burns's negligence."
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"Liquor connoisseur, Barney Gumble."
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"When Moe's closed, Barney lost his only means of support-"
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"sucking coins out of the love tester machine."
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"That's a real good way to get sick."
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"Dedicated educator Principal Seymour Skinner."
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"His school lost millions when Burns pirated its oil well."
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"and his dream of owning a fine crystal slop bucket."
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"You know, uh, Mr. Samba, Senor Mambo. What was it?"
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"- Tito Puente? - Yeah."
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"Well, he did vow revenge."
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"Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets..."
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"when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?"
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"Listen, if you will, to my revenge."
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"Uno, dos, tres."
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"Wounds won't last long But an insulting song"
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"Burns will always carry with him"
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"So I settle my score on the salsa floor"
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"With this vengeful Latin rhythm"
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"Burns"
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"Senor Burns"
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"It may not surprise you"
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"But all of us despise you"
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"Please die"
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"And fry in hell"
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"You rotten"
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"Rich old wretch"
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"Adios viejo"
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"Gee, I hope all of the suspects are this much fun."
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"Now- Now let-"
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"Let me- Let me think."
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"Now I did-"
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"I did go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns."
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"When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory..."
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"to apply my camouflage makeup."
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"Blast! I took mother's makeup kit by mistake."
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"Oh, uh, excuse me, ma'am."
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"Superintendent Chalmers."
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"Oh, my God."
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"So, Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?"
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"Oh, yes. But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie."
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"I'm telling you, I could nay have shot Burns."
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"This is your last warning about that."
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"It's impossible for me to fire a pistol."
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"If you'll check my medical records..."
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"you'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers."
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"Look at 'em! Oh, I got it from Space Invaders in 1977."
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"- Oh, yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game. - Video game?"
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"- Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? - No."
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"All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him."
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"Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go."
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"A date."
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"Dinner with friends."
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"Watching TV alone."
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"All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies..."
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"in the Victoria Secret Catalog."
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"Sears Catalog."
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"Now would you unhook this already, please?"
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"I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
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"Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the backyard, but the gun wasn't there."
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"- Have you seen it? - You accuse me of everything around here."
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""Who put slippers in the dishwasher?""
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""Who threw a cane at the TV?""
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"I was just asking if you'd seen it."
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"Oh, you're the bee's knees, baby."
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"I missed you bad."
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"Were you talking to me, Grampa?"
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"- Um, yes. - Eww!"
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"We're still not close. Boy, this is gonna be an all-night brain-buster."
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"Well, better drink some coffee."
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"We're out of coffee. Well, I'll just drink this warm cream."
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"Huh?"
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"I'm not following you."
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"Huh?"
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"Look at Burns's suit! Yeesh!"
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