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Clips from South Park - Board Girls (S23E23)

"Women's MMA fighting is growing in popularity"
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"but there can be situations where it's..."
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"since identifying as a woman."
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"Transphobe."
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"[ Screams, sobs ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"See what?"
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"The fuck is this?Wow!"
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"Oh, hey, guys. Welcome to Board Girls."
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"So, over here, we have our co-op games."
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"Have you tried "Inuit"? It's really cool."
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"We have miniatures painting over there,"
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"Yeah, we get advanced copies of games"
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"New school policy, came down from the top."
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"Well, who made up that stupid rule?"
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"[ Sadly ] We now return to "PC Babies.""
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"with weight issues."
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""P"... you can't just shut down"
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"As you know,"
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"we've had some issues here at the school"
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"that we are working very hard to correct."
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"honored to have a motivational speaker."
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"and also the champion in Women's MMA fighting"
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"Please welcome the inspiring Heather Swanson."
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"Yeeaah!"
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"Hello, boys and girls."
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"I'm here to talk to you because, apparently,"
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"I'm gonna tell you something, kids."
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""No, Ms. Swanson.""
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"I work to be the best at everything!"
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"any time, anywhere!"
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"You think Heather Swanson doesn't know board games?!"
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"I was playing board games before your mom"
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"Oh, it's on."
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"♪ Strong! ♪"
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"♪ Thought you were the best, but you're about to lose ♪"
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"♪ To the Board Girls, they got the moves ♪"
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"♪ They made you look a fool ♪"
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"[ All cheering ]♪ Strong! ♪"
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"You only won because you dumb girls"
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"memorize the rule books!"
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"That's right! You and your stupid rules!"
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"I may identify as a woman now, but I grew up a boy"
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"and so you have an unfair advantage over me!"
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"Come on, Ms. Swanson. We can go make our own club!"
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"You sure you're ready for this?"
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"Dada. I wove you."
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"I -- I don't understand."
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"They realize that raising a gender-based issue of strength"
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"doesn't necessarily make one a bigot or a bully."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ The wokest kids around! ♪"
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"[ Cries, giggles ]"
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"Who's a strong woman?"
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"I'm gonna smoke the competition!"
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"Kids! Kids, okay! What's the matter?"
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"No, because Mulan is a female that identifies as male"
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"and yet the movie doesn't take the time"
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"to address real trans issues."
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"Okay! Okay! We know -- "Mulan" is outdated"
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"[ PC Babies giggle, coo ]"
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"where everyone should feel included."
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"Our challenge is to motivate ourselves and others"
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"to create an inviting, non-bigoted and --"
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"No, sir!"
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"Now, I think that what we all need"
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"And so I would like to inform you all"
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"that your vice principal is competing"
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"in the Strong Woman Competition in Morrison this weekend!"
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"Well, thank you, PC Principal."
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"and, more importantly, I hope you can see"
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"We've really come a long way"
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"and I hope I can especially inspire"
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"don't ever let anything hold you back."
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"The first bugbear lashes out at Stan with its broadsword!"
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"Four plus two slashing."
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"Okay! I jump up to the bugbear!"
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"And I yell, "For Waterdeep"! And I kick it in the balls!"
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"Then how do they make baby bugbears?"
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"Oh, hi, boys!"
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"who want to be part of the gaming club."
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"You know Tammy and Nichole?"
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"[ Chuckles ] Uh...no."
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"This is a school club, boys. All clubs are inclusive."
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"Have fun, girls."
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"You don't just show up and start playing."
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"You have to generate characters and --"
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"and Nichole is a Tiefling Warlock."
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"[ Chuckles ] Uh, guys, um..."
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"Okay, I cast Vampiric Touch on the Druid."
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"Crit."
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"ANNOUNCER: A beautiful day in Morrison, Colorado,"
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"as we get ready for the 6th Annual"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm ready, David."
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"out here today."
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"Now, this is the first year"
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"that a trans woman is in the competition."
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"I feel honored to be a part of history."
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"I have a lot of incredible trans friends who are athletes,"
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"Uh-huh, and uh..."
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"She's not exactly your average trans athlete."
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"Well, what is an average trans athlete?"
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"Honestly, I find that kind of bigoted, David."
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"Now that I can compete as female,"
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"I'm ready to smash the other girls!"
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"And is it correct you just starting identifying as female"
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"I'm here to kick some fuckin' ass."
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"I'm gonna roll up the other women here,"
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"and I'm gonna smoke 'em."
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"I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen!"
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"Any words for the challenger, Ms. Woman?"
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"Uh, good luck, Heather."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Give it all you got, barely break a sweat ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman! ♪[ Women grunting ]"
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"♪ Your time is now, whatcha gonna do? ♪"
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"So..."
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"second place -- that's pretty damn good."
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