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Clips from South Park - Board Girls (S23E23)

"♪ PC Babies! ♪"
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"♪ Making things fun and gender neutral ♪"
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"♪ They're PC Babies, yeah! ♪"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"I'm strong."
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"I'm a strong woman!"
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"You are gonna smoke the competition!"
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"[ All crying ]"
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"Oh, no. I left Disney+ on, and it went to "Mulan.""
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"PC PRINCIPAL: They don't like Mulan?"
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"Daddy's turning it off.[ Remote clicks ]"
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"But just how many advocates has yet to be seen..."
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"PC PRINCIPAL: Alright. Everyone, listen up."
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"Let's hear it for her."
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"that no matter who you are, you can do anything."
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"some of my girl students here."
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"Or those who identify as girls."
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"Get out there and get involved in school sports and clubs."
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"If there's something you love,"
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"And it hits with a 17!"
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"How much damage is that?"
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"I don't think bugbears have balls."
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"Um..."
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"Um, guys, we play lots of games here at Dice Studz,"
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"but today, we're playing "D&D.""
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"Yeah, we created some this morning."
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"I'm a Human Paladin,"
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"[ Whispering ] Do something, Eric."
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"they're fighting a bunch of bugbears right now"
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"to their very limits."
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"Joining me now is the current champion"
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"of the Strong Woman Competition, Strong Woman."
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"Ms. Woman, do you feel ready?"
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"It makes me so proud."
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"and so we're all inspired this woman's competing."
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"have you actually ever met Heather Swanson?"
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"Uh, no, I've never competed against her before. No."
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"Ms. Swanson, how does it feel to be competing today?"
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"I'm not here to talk about my transition."
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"Let me tell you something, Dingleberry --David Perry."
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"[ Chuckles ] Luck is for dudes."
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"Well, with that, let's get right to the action."
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"♪ Strong Woman! ♪"
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"Arghhhhhh-yeah!"
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"♪ Hey, you ♪"
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"♪ Pedal to the metal, find another gear ♪"
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"♪ She takes what she wants, nothing left to fear ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman! ♪"
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"♪ And, hey, hon ♪"
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"♪ Don't look now, but you just won ♪"
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"♪ Strong woman, strong woman ♪I'm a strong woman!"
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"a few weeks ago."
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"IN "D&D," they killed the dungeon master!"
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"to kill the dungeon master."
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"Shut up, Butters. It's notpossible."
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"It's just that, weplay board games for the theme."
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"You know what the girls think about?"
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"They think about red cubes versus blue cubes"
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"A dream that that we could actually do something"
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""Nothing we can do," he said. "Hands are tied," he said."
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"We're gonna have to deal with this ourselves, you guys."
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"I think Nichole and Tammy are cool to play with."
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"Well, you won't think they're cool"
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"You mean like "Nemo's War"? "Nemo's War" is sweet."
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"We been takin' it easy on the girls."
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"Time to show 'em what real board gamers play!"
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"What do real board gamers play?"
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"then you need a really crunchy Euro game, something like"
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"Nope, no good."
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"We need something with lots of, like, war"
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"and dice and thematic shit."
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"So, then you want a war miniatures game,"
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"Alright. That's it, guys!"
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"tabletop miniatures."
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"[ Babies coo ]"
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"Emory, stop playing with your food."
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"Hey, what's goin' on? Is your girlfriend home?"
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"Oh, she's sort of busy right now, Ms. Swanson."
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"Just want to tell her no hard feelings"
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"I was just stopping by to make sure"
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"What I think you are is a terrible sport!"
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"Transphobe!You better knock it off!"
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"See you later kids."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't know what it is but..."
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"She wants to be in the club, too."
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"We're just setting up today's game."
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"It's a pirate miniatures game called "Blood & Plunder.""
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"Yeah, we saw it on the schedule.We love "Blood & Plunder.""
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"with two different factions?"
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"Yeah who wants unpainted miniatures, right?"
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"We watch YouTube tutorials. You can find a bunch on BGG."
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"Oh, cool. Do you watch Game Night?"
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"We are going to play the six-hour long, very thematic"
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"NARRATOR: And now back to "Women in Sports""
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"in women's competitions."
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"Since she's identified as female two weeks ago,"
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"she's won every female sport she's entered."
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"It's a great pleasure to be here."
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"and trans athletes everywhere."
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"because ol' Heather Swanson here"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Wha..."
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"I didn't even know people like that existed."
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"that brings thrills and laughter to dozens of boys at our school."
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"of "Fury of Dracula"!"
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"Yes, inclusion is wonderful, but we have to admit"
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"that boys and girls are simply different"
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"in some ways that can sometimes make competitions unfair."
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"Have you ever seen how girls do their homework?"
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"and often finishing before they absolutely have to."
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""My name is Scott Malkinson, and I have diabetes.""
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"[ Whispers ] Terminaldiabetes."
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""I have terminal diabetes."
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"I experience every day.""
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"Neither did I."
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"Wow. Thank you, Scott."
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"We hope that our presentation has helped to change your minds"
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"about school clubs in our country."
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"If not, we will be back every...single...day."
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