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Clips from Superstore - Wedding Day Sale (S01E01)

"A bunch of people sweating in a field"
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"while some jag reads from "The Velveteen Rabbit?""
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"What's your dream wedding?"
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"- What is that supposed to mean? - You know!"
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"What do you say? You want to look like my Aunt Linda?"
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"You cannot get married in a green bean."
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"Right this way."
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"Welcome. We are happy you're here."
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"You guys made this?"
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"It's really nice."
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"You think this is nice?"
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"You better buckle in"
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"'cause the party is just getting started."
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"It is? We didn't discuss... okay."
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"Pose yourself. There's nothing like it."
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"- Wow. - Vogue."
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"Glenn, this isn't what we agreed on!"
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"I turned my safe search up to the max"
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"Wow."
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"He's your dad, two years ago."
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"This was great."
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"- You're welcome. - Oh, another one."
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"- Get those hands up. - All right."
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"Whoa."
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"You look like a princess."
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"You like it?"
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"Who's Farrah Abraham?"
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"Teen mom, porn star."
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"I won't."
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"Now we got a bunch to figure out."
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"But no matter what, you and me"
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"are gonna throw a baller-ass wedding,"
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"raise up a baller-ass shorty,"
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"and have a baller-ass life."
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"I give them six months."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe they'll surprise us."
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"Or not."
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"Let 'em start out with a fun party."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, by the way,"
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"What we were talking about earlier, if you tell anyone,"
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"I will staple your..."
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"It'll stay between friends."
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"Thanks."
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"Ear to the wall."
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"You interrupted, but that's what I'll staple."
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"Hey, Jonah."
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"God, you are so funny."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"I'm like, "No god. Later."
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"I pick up a phone."
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"Whoa. Oh."
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"See you in hell, cute baby stuff."
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"Bo, you're killing them all!"
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"and it just keeps coming."
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"about how expensive and scary it is to have a baby."
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"What if the baby needs to go downtown?"
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"at my Grandma's retirement party."
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"Look, I just want everyone who comes into this store"
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"Who cares?"
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"Dina! He's getting away!"
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"The place is way fancier"
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"like civilized human beings?"
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"Oh, my god."
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"Oh, what a surprise."
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"Vogue!"
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"I made a few tweaks."
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"Yeah."
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"I think you just wrote our vows."
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"Hey."
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"You're gonna take your mag."
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"That should be in center."
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"She was legally blind and super drunk."
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"Dang! Those aliens are smart as hell!"
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"Almost forgot my taser."
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"The flat part is actually gonna go towards the back of the gun."
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"Oh, bam!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, no, no."
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"- Diapers! - Boom!"
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"- Wipes! - Blast!"
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"Bo?"
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"Let's err on the side of gay."
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"Man, I feel like a princess."
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"Let's go over some basics."
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"oh."
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"Oh, okay."
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