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Clips from Superstore - Wedding Day Sale (S01E01)

"That things have been getting pretty intense with."
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"Really? Who?"
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"Well, I don't want to talk about my personal life"
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"with coworkers, but I will say"
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"that there has been some very heavy flirtation happening."
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"I've been changing my shirt multiple times a day"
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"just 'cause of all the pit stains."
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"Steamy stuff."
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"How's this?"
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"It's nice."
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"But is it gay enough?"
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"I don't want to be kicking myself later"
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"that we should have gone more gay."
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"It feels appropriately gay."
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"Good."
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"You know, I have to say,"
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"Thank you."
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"People assume all Christians are homophobes."
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"You know, that is ignorant."
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"You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped."
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"- Sure. - I mean, if anything,"
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"Jesus went out of his way to accept everyone."
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"I think Jesus would've been pro gay marriage."
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"Absolutely."
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"He would've been pro-gay adoption."
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"For all we know, Jesus himself was gay."
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"So it's Tuesday, right?"
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"That means... that means Wednesday's coming."
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"Mm. Shake?"
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"No, thanks. Vegan."
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"- Huh. - Yeah."
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"You know, we can keep looking for Bo,"
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"but the guy can't bike forever,"
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"especially not with those quads."
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"What don't you like him?"
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"Is it the mustache?"
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"No."
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"I mean, you miss out on a lot of stuff."
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"I mean, you get stuff too, obviously,"
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"but the money's always tight,"
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"and you're five steps ahead of where you should be"
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"but also five steps behind where you should've been."
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"But the mustache is bad, right?"
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"Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair."
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"No."
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"That should be in our constitution."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, we should probably go back."
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"God, I hope the brides have cleared out."
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"if we're gone another hour or two."
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"Well, what would we do?"
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"Um..."
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"Oh, we could pamper ourselves."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"than my usual spot."
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"Moist towelettes to wipe up the gunpowder."
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"I think I saw a turquoise one."
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"Boom, cake stand."
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"This is all kinds of elegant."
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"you'd have to be like, "Sorry, Homie"."
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""We ass-deep in elegance.""
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"That's really pretty."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, no."
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"That would be... really,"
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"it'd be perfect for a traditional wedding cake."
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"like, a dessert pot luck kind of a thing."
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"For a wedding? That seems a little adventurous."
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"Jonah says a lot of weddings are doing more DIY elements."
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"We're just looking for something a little more"
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"specifically curated to Cheyenne and Bo's..."
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"You said I could say "curated" once a week."
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"I chose now as my time."
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"Honestly, as long as Bo is there, I don't even..."
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"Yeah, no, no, no. Totally, totally, totally."
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"Right, better to have the wedding in a treehouse,"
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"drinking artisanal cocktails out of a tuba."
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"A DIY element does add a certain personal touch to it."
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"It's a trend, like dancing down the aisle."
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"You know, it's like, "I'm eating flan.""
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""I'm eating a baklava.""
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"Why couldn't we just have a nice, classy cake"
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"Give my taste buds a passport"
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"because they're going around the world."
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"My favorite uncle was a cop."
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"Here, I thought you were just"
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"the second-hottest girl at work."
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"Hey, you should come with me to celebrity night sometime."
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"They put pictures on the targets."
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"I don't want to brag, but last week,"
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"Yeah, it's really satisfying."
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"I think tomorrow they're doing the whole cast of "Scandal.""
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"You think that's "Where it's at?""
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"Kinda. Okay."
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"Like, everyone cool I know has done that."
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"Most rappers. Literally every athlete."
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"You know what?"
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"Cheyenne is better off without you."
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"What's this?"
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""Bo Derek Thompson."
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""Suma Cum Laude, Harvard medical school."
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"Chief of Cardiology, Johns Hopkins.""
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"Yo, some of that's left over"
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"from the computer template or whatever."
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"Wait, this is what you were doing all day?"
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"You were handing out resumes?"
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"And your name is Bo Derek?"
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"Yeah, it's like you said. Parenting's expensive."
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"Got to make some paper for that baby coming, be a man."
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""Managing editor of vogue, 1972-1981.""
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"Oh no, Amy. This is all lies."
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"You picked a white dress. What a curveball."
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"'Cause that's exactly what a wedding should be,"
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"A series of curveballs."
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"You guys, it's really sweet that you care,"
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"but both dresses are fugly."
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"I just think that your tastes are"
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"Okay, well, I just think that"
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"of a Wiccan space queen."
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"What?"
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"What's your dream wedding, anyway?"
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