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Clips from Superstore - Wedding Day Sale (S01E01)

"Take care of her."
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"Now, now. There, little lady."
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"You're gonna... you're gonna do just fine, kiddo."
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"Girl."
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"I learned that from Wendy Williams."
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"If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs,"
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"But not this one."
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"I'm good."
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"Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?"
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"Oh, I special ordered my truck without one."
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"Yeah, it costs a little extra,"
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"but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves"
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"'cause no one wants a truck without a radio."
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"Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you."
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"- That's okay. - No, no, go ahead."
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"I got a photographic memory for music."
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"Okay, um..."
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""Single Ladies.""
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"Not familiar with that one."
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"- "Uptown Funk." - Don't know it."
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"- "Dancing Queen." - Nope."
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""Thriller?""
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"Michael Jackson?"
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"You can't name a song by some guy"
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"you went to middle school with."
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"I can't be a single mom."
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"I have never even driven on the highway before."
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"Okay, again, Bo is coming back, all right?"
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"And when he does, you're gonna have a cart full"
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"of hella radical wedding stuff to show him."
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"Yeah, like these little ass pillows"
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"to put the rings on 'cause they're important."
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"Bo once threw up on a pillow"
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"Everything I see reminds me of how amazing he was."
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"Okay. Surprising triggers."
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"This one. Done."
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"Moving on."
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"- Ooh. - What? What's up?"
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"It's a little burlapy."
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"She's getting married, not shipping coffee."
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"Ah."
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"Well, you know what? Your call."
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"Do you want to go warm and rustic like this burlap one"
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"Or generic, kind of unoriginal?"
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"Warm and rustic! All right."
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"- We got ourself a pillow. - Okay."
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"Next up on the wedding train, "Guest Books"."
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"I feel terrible about how I handled things earlier"
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"with your friends."
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"Friends? Oh, they're not... no."
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"- They're not my friends, dude. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Gay BFFs?"
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"I don't know the lingo."
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"to feel accepted."
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"But do you know that in this entire sale,"
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"there is not one section dedicated to gay weddings?"
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"We just use 'em better."
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"That's my point exactly."
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"I mean, they should not have to conform"
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"to someone's... Hel... hetero normal ideal"
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"of what a wedding should be."
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"Would you be willing to help me put something together?"
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"Of course."
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"Great."
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"We're gonna take those guy's minds and blow them."
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"I don't know if just randomly driving around is a good idea."
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"Where do teenagers go?"
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"Prom."
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"Is there a prom around?"
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"No, I just meant that we should think like a teenager."
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"Ah, yeah."
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"Hey, Mom, get out of my room."
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"You don't understand my generation."
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"Pimples."
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"It's not helping."
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"Is that him?"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Stop! It's him, it's him."
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"Bo!"
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"We just want to talk! Stop!"
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"That's one of our carts."
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"That's one of our carts."
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"I care."
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"That is Cloud 9 store property!"
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"Bo!"
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"No, no, no. Absolutely not."
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"- Give it to me. - Hey it's not your cart!"
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"You know, on second thought,"
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"I don't think that is one of our carts."
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"So what are we thinking for lunch?"
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"Sandwiches? Burritos?"
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"Indian? Tapas?"
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"What is up with you?"
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"Do you even want to find Bo?"
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"Yes, of course I do."
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"Just... Maybe not right away."
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"I'm really not anxious to get back to the wedding day sale,"
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"Okay?"
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"Just seeing all those women celebrating,"
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"Having found someone,"
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"and I'm not getting any younger."
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"- Kind of a bummer. - Well, it can be hard to date."
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"If you'd seen some of the guys I dated."
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"Mean. Redhead."
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"That was all one guy."
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"Oh, I've dated some losers."
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"I dated this one guy"
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"Who would only speak in Monty Python quotes."
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"The last guy I dated only hung out with me"
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"to play chess with my dad,"
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"and the guy before that was just using me for my freezer."
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"who were dating me just to get close to my friend, Rene,"
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"and Rene wasn't even that hot."
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"Whatever. This is not about Rene."
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"Well, Rene sounds like a sack of crap."
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"She was. Thank you."
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"I just call it like I see it."
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"Yes."
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"There is... A guy at work"
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