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Clips from Superstore - Wedding Day Sale (S01E01)

"Yo, settle out of court?

""Yo, settle out of court?"

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Wha-chaah. Money.

"Wha-chaah. Money."

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Ha-ha!

"Ha-ha!"

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So you just walk around with $5,000 in your pocket?

"So you just walk around with $5,000 in your pocket?"

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That's right. I always got that right here.

"That's right. I always got that right here."

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Uh-oh. Where's that five G's?

"Uh-oh. Where's that five G's?"

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Yo, I was just kidding, dummies.

"Yo, I was just kidding, dummies."

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I got that right here. Oh, no.

"I got that right here. Oh, no."

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Yo, where's it at, for real?

"Yo, where's it at, for real?"

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It's right there.

"It's right there."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Oh, what's up?

"Oh, what's up?"

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Good looking out, yo.

"Good looking out, yo."

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Please don't tip me.

"Please don't tip me."

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Ma'am, I have the arm strength of a chimp,

"Ma'am, I have the arm strength of a chimp,"

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but there is just too much real estate back here.

"but there is just too much real estate back here."

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I'd have to dislocate your shoulder.

"I'd have to dislocate your shoulder."

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Do it.

"Do it."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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But you'll have to teach one of your bridesmaids

"But you'll have to teach one of your bridesmaids"

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to do this on the day.

"to do this on the day."

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And they actually have money saved up,

"And they actually have money saved up,"

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they're gonna blow it all on some big party.

"they're gonna blow it all on some big party."

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What?

"What?"

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Two 17-year-olds are making a bad decision?

"Two 17-year-olds are making a bad decision?"

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I thought that only happened in the movies.

"I thought that only happened in the movies."

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I'm just saying that I wish somebody had warned me

"I'm just saying that I wish somebody had warned me"

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Not to spend so much money on a wedding.

"Not to spend so much money on a wedding."

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I'm telling you.

"I'm telling you."

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Really?

"Really?"

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So does that mean you'll stop telling me

"So does that mean you'll stop telling me"

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To call your "Dad's friend?"

"To call your "Dad's friend?""

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That's about making you money,

"That's about making you money,"

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Hi. Where are the twinkly white lights?

"Hi. Where are the twinkly white lights?"

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It's an outdoor ceremony, so they have to be weatherproof.

"It's an outdoor ceremony, so they have to be weatherproof."

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- I will take you to them. - Thank you.

"- I will take you to them. - Thank you."

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Which one of you is the lucky fella?

"Which one of you is the lucky fella?"

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Oh, well, actually, we both are.

"Oh, well, actually, we both are."

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I love that!

"I love that!"

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The four of you can celebrate

"The four of you can celebrate"

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Your anniversary together every year.

"Your anniversary together every year."

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- No... - Congratulations

"- No... - Congratulations"

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- On your wedding! - Yes.

"- On your wedding! - Yes."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Outdoor lighting is in aisle four.

"Outdoor lighting is in aisle four."

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If you need anything else, just ask.

"If you need anything else, just ask."

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- Thank you. - Thanks.

"- Thank you. - Thanks."

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Have a heavenly day!

"Have a heavenly day!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I don't know how,

"I don't know how,"

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but you really seem to have a handle on this whole gay,

"but you really seem to have a handle on this whole gay,"

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you know...

"you know..."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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That's great, Mateo!

"That's great, Mateo!"

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Congratulations on that.

"Congratulations on that."

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You know, I thought you might be,

"You know, I thought you might be,"

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But I-I wasn't sure,

"But I-I wasn't sure,"

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and then I forgot about it.

"and then I forgot about it."

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But now I know, and that's terrific with me.

"But now I know, and that's terrific with me."

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I'm about to blow up this alien so bad.

"I'm about to blow up this alien so bad."

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Chey, you know babies come with lots of expenses...

"Chey, you know babies come with lots of expenses..."

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Is what your dumb parents would say.

"Is what your dumb parents would say."

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Remember, from before?

"Remember, from before?"

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Aah, parents.

"Aah, parents."

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- Oh. - Yeah.

"- Oh. - Yeah."

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But your parents do make a good point.

"But your parents do make a good point."

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Well, my mom said that we should save some money,

"Well, my mom said that we should save some money,"

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but then, Bo is all like, "Nah," so it's a tough call.

"but then, Bo is all like, "Nah," so it's a tough call."

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You want to go back to shopping?

"You want to go back to shopping?"

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- Yes. - Hey, guys.

"- Yes. - Hey, guys."

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You want to play a different game?

"You want to play a different game?"

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Blam!

"Blam!"

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"- Bottle warmer. - Headshot!"

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- More diapers. - Poo-poo!

"- More diapers. - Poo-poo!"

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- Breast pump. - Squirt, squirt!

"- Breast pump. - Squirt, squirt!"

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What's up? 2,500 points!

"What's up? 2,500 points!"

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Your boy here is getting a Charleston Chew!

"Your boy here is getting a Charleston Chew!"

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Actually, those aren't points.

"Actually, those aren't points."

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This stuff is $2,500?

"This stuff is $2,500?"

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That's, like, half of Bo's stack.

"That's, like, half of Bo's stack."

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Plus a car seat and a crib and daycare,

"Plus a car seat and a crib and daycare,"

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Dang.

"Dang."

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I'm gonna have to get hit by so many cars.

"I'm gonna have to get hit by so many cars."

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Maybe we should save some of our wedding money

"Maybe we should save some of our wedding money"

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for the future.

"for the future."

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Huh, yeah.

"Huh, yeah."

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You could do that.

"You could do that."

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You do have to make some sacrifices

"You do have to make some sacrifices"

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When you're a parent.

"When you're a parent."

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I mean, your whole life changes.

"I mean, your whole life changes."

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Bo, you look weird.

"Bo, you look weird."

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Yeah. Hey.

"Yeah. Hey."

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But I think it's great

"But I think it's great"

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That you guys are starting to think about being...

"That you guys are starting to think about being..."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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- Hey, look out. - Bo?

"- Hey, look out. - Bo?"

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Excuse me. Oh, sorry.

"Excuse me. Oh, sorry."

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I was gonna say "responsible."

"I was gonna say "responsible.""

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Where did you go? Please come back.

"Where did you go? Please come back."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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It's Cheyenne, by the way.

"It's Cheyenne, by the way."

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Hey, you had to go freak the little dummy out?

"Hey, you had to go freak the little dummy out?"

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Well, it's not my fault.

"Well, it's not my fault."

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Oh, she's right.

"Oh, she's right."

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What if he never comes back?

"What if he never comes back?"

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He will. He's gonna come back.

"He will. He's gonna come back."

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He will!

"He will!"

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And you know what?

"And you know what?"

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That wouldn't be the worst thing...

"That wouldn't be the worst thing..."

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Going right back at it, huh?

"Going right back at it, huh?"

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You know what? Um... I'll go look for him.

"You know what? Um... I'll go look for him."

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That turd walked out with a Cloud 9 scanner gun.

"That turd walked out with a Cloud 9 scanner gun."

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That makes it my jurisdiction.

"That makes it my jurisdiction."

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He is not a turd.

"He is not a turd."

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Oh, he's a turd.

"Oh, he's a turd."

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Also, my truck has a rather unique odor,

"Also, my truck has a rather unique odor,"

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but you should get used to it after a couple of hours.

"but you should get used to it after a couple of hours."

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cover more ground.

"cover more ground."

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Up to you. Oh...

"Up to you. Oh..."

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Okay. I'm coming with you!

"Okay. I'm coming with you!"

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