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Clips from Superstore - Wedding Day Sale (S01E01)

"Don't use that one. It's icky."
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"White dress, $30."
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"Is there cocaine in this or something?"
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"I wanted to invite more,"
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"I think so. Yes.""
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"but instead of using it to pay for the baby,"
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"What?"
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"People do not like to be told how to spend their money."
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"and if you saw the charts that he showed me..."
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"Oh, yeah. The charts."
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"To each other."
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"- To... - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"- Diaper bag. - Pew, pew!"
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"And time's up."
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"Those are dollars, and that's how much this stuff costs."
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"She was just teaching us this fun game"
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"If he doesn't,"
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"Okay."
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"Could tag along with me if you want."
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"Oh... No, thank you."
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"We should probably just split up, you know,"
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"- Oh - Oh!"
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"Uh, hey, hey. Now, now."
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"It has to be popular."
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"We'll pick for you. What do you think?"
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"Pfft..."
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"Why don't we just go with this one?"
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"I guess warm and rustic."
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"Okay."
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"Gay people use the same decorations as straight people."
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"Speed up. Go, go, go."
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"Hey, Bo!"
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"What? Who cares? Bo!"
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"Hey."
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"No, it's not."
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"Gay. Racist."
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"I dated three guys"
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"You're much more open-minded than I thought."
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"- Agreed. - Yeah."
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"I got married at 19."
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"I know what they're in for."
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"You know, no one's really gonna notice"
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"Silver-plated, lace bows."
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"If someone came up to you with a wheelbarrow full of elegance,"
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"- Yeah. - But we were talking more of,"
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"Ugh, that word."
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"I'm just saying, I don't think a wedding"
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"needs to be stuck in stodgy, old traditions."
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"Kristen Stewart was my bitch."
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"I'm impressed, actually."
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"a little more along the lines of my grandmother's."
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"your tastes are a little more along the lines"
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"A beige Toyota Camry driven by a white guy named Matthew?"
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"and then Googled, "world's gayest parties.""
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"Listen. He's trying."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Wow."
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"- Get those hands up. - All right."
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"It's from the Farrah Abraham collection."
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"You'd recognize her."
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"Don't run away again."
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"Now, let's bleed some green! Yeah."
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"Come and get a... take a little shower in this stuff!"
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"Just know that."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"God doesn't make mistakes very often,"
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"but when he does,"
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"you have to throw them right in the trash."
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"- Oh. - Does this make sense"
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"To anyone else?"
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"White wedding dress, $200."
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"Yeah. The wedding industry's a racket."
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"Oh, you think everything is a racket."
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"And that is the last of it, Glenn."
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"Wow. Hmm."
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"I'm just gonna say what we all thinking."
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"This is pretty as hell."
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"Oh, it's 8:00."
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"Ooh, wait. Uh, hold on."
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"I just want to move that."
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"That's not in center."
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"Well, that was a good use of the last five hours."
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"They realize they're basically just fighting over a white net"
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"with glitter on it, right?"
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"Mm, I got five bucks on the blonde."
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"Yeah, I'll take that action."
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"How are there already this many go backs?"
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"We've been open for five minutes."
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"Oh, I'm actually here as a customer today."
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"How do I look?"
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"Ooh, wow."
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"Aw, that's hella nice, yo."
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"Yo, where's the laptops at?"
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"We need, like, five or six of those things."
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"My band is playing at our wedding."
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"Yeah, we're gonna smash computers as part of the act"
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"'cause, you know, like, technology."
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"Uh... Wow."
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"That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning."
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"It's about 500 people."
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"but I couldn't afford any more stamps."
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"I bet your parents are all, like,"
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""Don't spend all your money on one day!"
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"Save some for the baby.""
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"Parents."
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"Nah. Five G's, son."
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"Yo, what's up? Making it rain!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Stand down. Drop that paper, yo."
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"It's mine."
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"Where did you get all of that?"
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"Bo got hit by a car in the seventh grade"
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"By an old lady."
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"Isn't he lucky?"
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"Yeah, your boy here was just crossing the street,"
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"then it was like, crash!"
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"Oh, going to the light."
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"I got stuff to accomplish. Later, light.""
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""Yo, Hello, Lawyer?""
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