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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Yes! Looks like we got our guy. I don't think we even need to meet with..."
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"(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"I am Sven Jorgensen."
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"With me are Sven Pilsen and Sven Johanssen, and we are Sven!"
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"- Sven! - Sven!"
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"You are Goliath National Bank."
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"You are cutting edge. You are new. You are fresh."
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"Women want to be with you, men wish to harm you,"
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"but the fool who dares challenge you shall be crushed!"
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"Your headquarters will tell the world of these facts."
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"Which of you is Barney Stinson, head of the search committee?"
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"Oh, my God. That's me!"
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"You, Barney Stinson, are a man of power and virility."
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"Your office shall be here, in the head of a Tyrannosaurus rex!"
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"I never knew it till now, but I've always dreamed of that."
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"On your large desk of Honduran rosewood shall be this button."
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"- What does the button do? - Press it! Press it for glory!"
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"There is a strip club in the letter N."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"And then you sold him out because you wanted to work"
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"in the brain of a Tyrannosaurus rex,"
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"- is really, really small. - Marshall, this isn't about my office."
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"Ted's building was good. Sven's was better."
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"And I am not going to let the fact that I am Ted's best friend be a factor in business."
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"You didn't pick Sven's building because it was better."
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"You picked it because you wanted to work in a cool dinosaur office."
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"That's a lie! I picked it because it..."
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"It breathes fire, Marshall."
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"Fire marshal."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"- I didn't even notice. - How could you do this to Ted"
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"You're just being selfish."
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"Marshall, I would never make a business decision for selfish reasons."
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"Let's get a nice daytime drunk going, and throw empties at pigeons."
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"One, pigeons are smarter than you think. They hold grudges."
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"And, two, this is our last conference call, Mr. Stinson."
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"There are repercussions to screwing over a friend."
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"- Like what? - Like this."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(PIGEONS COOING)"
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"to help combat childhood illiteracy. It's a really serious issue."
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"(ALL WHOOP SOLEMNLY)"
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"Someone just earned herself an ass-first ride down the dance floor spank canyon!"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"(WHOOPS)"
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"Lily, what are you doing here?"
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"What's with the plastic fireman's hat?"
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"I didn't have a cowboy hat, and today was fire safety day at school, so..."
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"- Oh, my God, bitch. This is our anthem. - Really? Who sings this?"
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"This is great, Svens."
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"You guys are so much cooler than Marshall."
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"He doesn't even own a unitard."
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"- Who wants a brew? - I don't understand."
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"Where is the conference call?"
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"No, no. This is the conference call. Get it?"
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"In America, when we work late, we lie about a conference call,"
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"and we come up here and we drink a few beers. It's awesome."
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"This is a waste of time. Push-ups!"
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"Misty, you are such a slut. Let's do another shot."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"You're the slut, you skank. Shots are on you."
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"You're all a bunch of prostitutes. You probably have STDs."
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"Let's go dance."
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"(ALL WHOOP SOFTLY)"
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"Lily, this isn't working. You shouldn't be here."
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"(SCOFFS) I get it. Because I'm happily married, I'm some kind of loser?"
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"Exactly the opposite."
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"Lily, why do you think the woo girls have to woo"
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"when they win a game of beer pong, or when a hot guy takes his shirt off?"
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"It's because that is as good as life gets for them. They're really sad people."
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"And when they hang out with someone who's got it all figured out,"
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"You're just saying that so I don't feel like an old married lady."
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"Look at them and listen to what their woos are really saying."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Oh, those poor girls and Ted. I just want to go give them all a hug."
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"Lily, right now I'm like them. I'm unemployed, I'm single, I'm a little lost."
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"So every once in a while, I need to woo."
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"But when I need to talk about something real, you're the one I turn to."
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"- You're my best friend. - And you're mine."
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"Marshall doesn't have to tag along to everything we do."
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"I've had like five of them. I don't even think there's alcohol in here."
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"- Where'd you get that hat? - What hat?"
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"Yeah, those guys were idiots. I mean, sure, they had some cool ideas."
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"Some really cool ideas. Actually, I wonder if it's not too late to..."
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"No! The point is, you got the job."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"The search committee realized they made the wrong decision."
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"Plus, you really mean a lot to them and they want you to be happy."
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"There's also something that you should know"
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"about why you didn't get the job in the first place."
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"- You see, Ted... - It was Bilson."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Bilson just wanted to have an office in a dinosaur head,"
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"but Barney convinced him that it was really, really stupid."
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"I just got our firm the biggest account we've ever had."
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"(WHOOPS)"
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"Hey, next round's on me."
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"Plus, it would have really bummed Ted out, and he's finally happy right now."
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"Yeah. Well."
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"You really are Ted's best friend."
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"And so am I. It's a tie. Thanks, Marshall."
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"OLDER TED: Marshall wound up caving and telling me the truth about Barney,"
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"like ten minutes later."
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"cranked it up to a setting called "paint mixer,"and went home."
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"(ALL WHOOP)"
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"Hey, you going to ride the bull tonight?"
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"No, not if you paid me. I have an inner ear thing."
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"OLDER TED: It was a pretty great night."
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"Jillian, you know what'd be really crazy and funny and stupid to do tonight?"
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"If you and me find a guy and have a three-way."
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"Maybe, if we found the right guy."
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"Yeah, and if we don't find the right guy, maybe you and I could just..."
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"You know who was pretty cute? That guy Ted. Let's go find him."
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"- Marshall's my best friend. - Exactly. It's a tie."
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"Where is our patriotism? Our sense of country?"
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"- Our love of all that is... - Look, Stinson,"
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"I get the board to approve it, and the job is yours."
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"And that's not even the best part."
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