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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"no one hates every other country in the world as much as I do,"
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"- but you better have a point. - I do."
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"Ted Mosby."
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"So, all you gotta do is come in, pitch your design,"
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"Do you realize what a hero I would be if I brought this project to my firm?"
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"All three of us are gonna be working together."
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"- Ted can be on the conference call. - He can totally be on the conference call."
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"one of us will duck into the other's office and say..."
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"Marshall, the conference call's about to start."
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"I'm sorry, guys. I gotta go."
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"This is awesome."
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"- Drinking at work. - We're basically madmen."
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"We are! We're such mad men!"
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"I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass."
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"That's totally what they would do on that show."
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"What show?"
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"- I don't do that. - I totally want to do that."
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"Well, I am gonna make that happen."
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"Seriously, Barney, after everything I went through with Stella,"
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"getting me this opportunity... It really means a lot."
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"I had one dream, to contribute a building to the skyline of New York City."
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"I wanted to be able to point to one of those buildings and say,"
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"Wow! Your friend's having her birthday here?"
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"She probably just didn't know what kind of place this was."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Oh, my God! At school, she's so quiet and normal."
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"I had no idea she's... She's a woo girl."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"A woo girl is a type of young woman"
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"who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will,"
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"From a certain song coming on the jukebox..."
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"Oh, my God, this song is totally about me."
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"... to half-priced shots."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"From a ride on a mechanical bull..."
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"... to, well, pretty much anything."
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"but then I remembered that I did!"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"I swear, at school Jillian seems so unwoo-y."
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"Yeah, she doesn't look woo-ish."
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"Maybe she only observes the High Holidays,"
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"like Mardi Gras and spring break. Maybe she's just a cultural woo."
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"Now, go easy on me. It's a work in progress."
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"Ted, this is amazing."
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"The detail. The shading. The playfulness of the lines."
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"This is exactly what Princess Leia would look like topless."
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"My way of saying thanks."
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"So, you want to see my designs for the building?"
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"No, I'm good."
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"- TED: Hey. - Hey. So get this. Lily just texted me."
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"She's at that bar Giddy Ups with a bunch of woo girls."
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"Oh, my God, you guys. My boob just fell out of my top at the bar."
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"Trick! I pulled it out for a free drink!"
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"So, Jillian, I hear when you're not flashing bartenders,"
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"you teach the second grade. What's that like?"
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"So rewarding. I don't know if you're familiar with the RIE technique,"
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"but it derives from the progressive educational philosophy of Rudolf Steiner,"
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"who founded the Waldorf School, which..."
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Oh, my God. I love this song! Come on, you lazy skanks. Let's dance!"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"- You, too, you dumb whores. - No, thank you, you ignorant hussy."
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"I've been saying for years that our gang needed a woo girl,"
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"and here you've been hiding a whole batch of them from me."
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"We do not need a woo girl. No one needs a woo girl."
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"If there were no woo girls, there'd be no Girls Gone Wild,"
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"no bachelorette parties, no Las Vegas poolside bars."
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"All the things that you hold dearest, Lily, would be gone."
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"Those are none of the things..."
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"The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse."
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"Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys."
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"all you would hear would be silence."
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"But who would woo, Lily? Who would woo?"
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"Would you woo?"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Hannity and Colmes."
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"OLDER TED: Over the next couple of weeks, I dove into work."
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"It felt great to be working on something that I really cared about."
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"Finally, the morning of the presentation arrived."
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"And we believe this timeless design will radiate the strength and stability"
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"that is Goliath National Bank. Thank you, gentlemen."
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"Later that night, we ran into Barney."
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"Hey, Barney! Give me the good news."
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"- You didn't get it. - What?"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"I can't believe I didn't get it. I really thought I nailed the pitch."
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"Why would they go with Sven?"
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"- But they wouldn't budge. I'm sorry. - Wow, this really sucks."
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"After the way these last couple of months have gone,"
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"I guess I needed this more than I thought I did."
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"Hey,"
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"Just pee on it a little bit?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think I need that."
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"Finish your beer. Fill the tank."
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"- What happened? - Ted didn't get that job."
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"But that's not the biggest disappointment of the day."
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"- What? - We saw you woo."
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"- Saw who woo? - Saw you woo."
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"- I didn't woo. - You did, too."
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"So what, you're like best friends with Jillian now?"
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"No. It's just... You're married, Lily, but I'm still single."
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"Whenever I hang out with you, I'm usually the third wheel to you and Marshall."
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"Sometimes it's fun to go out with other single women"
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"- and do stuff that you don't want to. - Like what?"
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"Like woo, Lily. Like woo."
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"- I can, too. - It's just not you."
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"- Bilson. - Yeah?"
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"Hey. Look, I just want to say, I know you guys went with Sven,"
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"but Ted Mosby is tremendously talented,"
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"and I think he would have done a hell of a job."
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"I agree. That's why I voted for him."
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"So, then, it's agreed."
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"From now on, all ATM fees are now called freedom charges."
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"- You got something you want to tell me? - Oh, damn it."
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"I told Heather to put everything back on your desk the way it was."
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"Bilson told me he wanted to give the job to Ted. So what happened?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"...will radiate the strength and stability"
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"- So? - That was great. I love it."
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