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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Big House Pt. 2 (S05E05)

"- This is bad. This is really, really bad."
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"- Are you concerned about Seamus Murphy,"
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"with the jumble? - Oh--the first one."
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"He just wants me to owe him a favor."
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"- Right, but we don't want to be indebted"
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"to a man like this. - I understand,"
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"and we have nothing to connect her to the robberies."
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"Maybe we should pursue other routes."
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"- Um, some of us are already pursuing other routes, Amy."
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"This is Charles Boyle, and you're listening to"
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""Detective Peralta: A God in Shackles.""
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"make your spectacles a spectacle."
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"- And how is your podcast supposed to"
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"I build an audience. I get a celebrity listener."
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"It's Debra Messing. She tweets a link."
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"Now Sean Hayes is involved. - Boyle, that's enough."
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"- Okay, maybe we can figure out what Murphy knows"
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"without taking his deal. He says that Hawkins is"
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"moving the diamonds in three days."
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"That's a new lead. Let's work it"
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"instead of putting your career in jeopardy."
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"We're all excited about the same thing."
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"- [as Batman] Did you miss me?"
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"It's Jake! Don't kill me!"
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"I was just doing Batman! - What's wrong with you?"
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"Never sneak up on me."
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"It's prison. I forgot."
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"- Well, all that time in the hole kind of"
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"got me thinking: I'm clearly gonna be here for a while."
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"I wanna live my best prison life, and for me,"
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"Now I was thinking, specifically, I'd be great"
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"in and around the world of drugs,"
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"because, let's be honest: I'm not great at murder."
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"What do you think? - Nah, that's okay."
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"I don't need any help. - Totally, totally."
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"You're great at what you do. You don't need me."
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"You know? Sort of shadow you for a while"
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"and see how your operation runs."
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"Go from bitch to boss, as it were."
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"- Jake, you stop pushing it."
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"You're gonna make me think you're a snitch."
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"And you know what I do to snitches?"
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"- Give them a public dressing down?"
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"- And then I kick 'em to death."
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"- Cool--cool, specific policy. Love the attitude, love you,"
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"love all of this--okay, see you"
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"in the mess hall, Romero. Bye, Romero."
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"- That's what friends are for. - Well, "friends" might be"
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"a bit of a stretch. I mean, you're a cannibal"
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"that ate six people. - 9 1/2."
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"- Yup, worse. All right, here are my options:"
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"A, I keep pestering Romero to tell me where the drugs are,"
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"and kicks me to death. - That's not great."
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"What's option B? - I back off Romero, never find"
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"out where the drugs are, the warden tells everyone"
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"and kicks me to death. - Mm, both options sound..."
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"bumping up against too. - Well, you know, whenever"
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"I drive across country, forge a new identity,"
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"and then take a job as a camp counselor."
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"- Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius."
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"a pretty extensive background check."
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"- No, not that--your past is a straight-up nightmare,"
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"but I need to do "what I do best":"
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"figure out where the drugs are on my own."
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"- And you tell the warden, and the warden will"
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"bust Romero. - And Romero won't think"
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"I'm a snitch, because he never told me where they are."
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"- Ooh! I got really good at threading needles."
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"Look, I like being friends with you, but you have to"
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"stop bringing that up. - But we're friends?"
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"- [stammers]"
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"so Hawkins must be altering her behavior."
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"to watch the guy who testified for Hawkins."
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"All he does is feed his pigs."
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"- They eat seven or eight meals a day--"
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"sometimes by force. They're living the dream."
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"- You know they get slaughtered."
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"- Worth it. - Hey, I think"
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"last month's surveillance photos,"
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"and I noticed this."
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"Hawkins has two different phones:"
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"her normal cell, and then this one"
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"that only has one app on the home screen--Snapchat."
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"- Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear."
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"You can send anything to anybody,"
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"and after they see it, it's like I never sent it."
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"- Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that."
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"- Could we put a mirroring app on her phone"
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"so we could watch everything she does?"
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"- Oh, those work great, but you have to physically"
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"have her phone to install it."
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"- Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that."
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"- I know how we can get Hawkins' phone."
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"We get her to visit prison."
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"They make you leave your phone in your car."
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"- I'm the host. I have to say that."
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"- So, all we need to do is get"
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"Hawkins to visit someone in prison."
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"- No, absolutely not. What would I even say to her?"
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"- Well, perhaps you could ask her to put in"
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"a good word for you with the warden,"
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"so you can get extra yard time. - So, you want me to beg"
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"the woman I hate for mercy. Cool."
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"from smashing through the glass and squeezing"
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"- Maybe you could just imagine doing that."
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"It'd be probably just as fun as actually doing it, right?"
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"- No. - I'm with Diaz."
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"Imagination is never the solution."
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"We just need three minutes to get inside her car"
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"and install the app."
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"- Okay. I can grovel for three minutes."
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"But one second more-- - Yes, yes, we know."
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"You burst through the glass and squeeze the life out of her"
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"- Don't let them see us. Blend in."
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"- I gotta tell you, cop work is a lot like cannibal work."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"the following..."
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"The waiting for soccer practice to end."
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"into the showers for the second time today."
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"- Well, maybe he just likes to relax."
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