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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Honeymoon (S01E01)

"- Yes, that does. - Okay."
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"Um, this is just very new to me,"
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"so as long as you didn't roll over,"
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"and cry yourself to sleep with regret,"
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"then we're good, right?"
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"No, no, no, I absolutely did that."
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"Just wept for hours in the dark."
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"Wow Ted, the place is very... New looking."
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"Did you design the interior?"
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"Oh, I wish!"
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"No, I found this website online that sells off"
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"old department store show rooms."
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"So this whole room-"
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"This is the "bachelor's den" here,"
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"and then that's the "executive dining lounge""
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"that I got on black Friday."
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"- Wow! - Yeah."
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"Wow."
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"No, we're still waiting for Mutt and Twyla."
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"Oh, I should take the rolls out of the microwave."
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"Hot rolls!"
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"Ah well, you must've been misinformed then, David."
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"No, it's a dinner party."
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"I wanted to get to know Alexis' friends a bit,"
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"so I figured we'd invite a few couples over,"
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"Yeah, why wouldn't we show?"
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"Twyla, I love your outfit,"
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"I thought this was a party."
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"It is, it's an exclusive little party."
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"Hey, who turned off don ho?!"
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"- Oh hey, aloha, Roses! - Look who it is."
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"It's the Schitts!"
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"Hey! Yeah, there you go."
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"- Jocelyn. - Moira."
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"I gotta tell you, that suit,"
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"that's pretty dangerous to wear at a party like this!"
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"I just wanna wipe my hands all over that!"
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"Oh!"
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"You just keep getting funnier."
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"I'm not joking though, I really do."
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"Moira, I have to ask you, are those wigs real hair?"
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"I just wanna reach out and just touch them-"
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"oh, please don't!"
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"No, Maureen does not like to be manhandled!"
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"- Sorry, sorry. - Hey Roses, if I tell you a secret,"
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"you promise to keep it?"
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"Uh no, I don't think we would, what is it?"
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"Now listen, I'm the guy in charge"
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"of upholding the law around here,"
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"you'd just be turning me in to myself!"
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"Spark it up, Roley! Spark it up."
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"You got it, honey."
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"Listen, I don't know if you guys wanna partake in this,"
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"because I'm sure your fancy dinner parties"
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"Illegal substances."
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"Amateurs."
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"We had friends in the fda, but..."
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"When in Rome."
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"Well damn, Roses!"
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"Let this party begin."
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"Oh!"
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"So Mutt, did you two criminals"
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"do any good for the community today?"
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"You washed a car, wow."
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"The judicial system is really cracking down"
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"on its delinquents these days, huh?"
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"You know what I always wondered,"
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"what do you two talk about all day out there?"
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"Nothing."
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"I mean we talk, but..."
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"We don't really talk about anything important."
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"So... Like what?"
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"Like, nothing!"
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"Okay, um..."
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"Like, Mutt was having a bad day today,"
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"so we talked about that."
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"You didn't tell me you were having a bad day."
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"- Ted, this is delicious. - Mm-hmm."
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"I didn't mean a bad day, Twy,"
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"I just meant like, he was questioning things."
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"Thank you, Stevie, I ordered it online from Nevada."
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"No sales tax."
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"- What were you questioning? - It's nothing."
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"does it come frozen, or... ?"
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"Okay, I just uh..."
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"I don't know why you didn't feel comfortable"
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"talking to me about it."
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"It's very fresh, and new."
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"- No, it's not. - It is, I would say."
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"Uh uh!"
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"- Knows what? - These two have..."
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"What an elegant gesture, Ted."
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"I-I'm sorry, I thought everyone knew."
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"- No. - It's okay."
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"Sorry!"
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"I've been with these people before."
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"Wow, you've really been getting around town."
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"No, I was with them in my other life."
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"I'm gonna tell you something."
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"I'm from a small town, just like this."
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"No, I'm not buying that!"
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"- It's true. - Really?"
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"Why would you leave?"
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"Oh God, I couldn't wait to get out."
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"I was dying there."
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"Have you never dreamed?"
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"Of a life beyond?"
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"You have what ifs, like, what if..."
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"I had enlisted in the military,"
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"what if Roland hadn't been such a smooth talker, what-"
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"oh man, what if!"
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"What if I had not been crowned "miss snow cone" at 16,"
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"and moved to the city with my driving instructor?"
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"And what if I had not hand modeled"
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"at that microwave trade show?"
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"Yeah."
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"What if I didn't ask,"
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"who's the eyebrows buying everyone's drinks?"
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"Wow, now you know."
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"Whatever happened to privacy?"
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