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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Honeymoon (S01E01)

"Yep."
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"Well, I'm gonna go to work now."
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"Stevie, is this where you keep the towels?"
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"Yes, I'm just a little tied up right now."
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"'cause he was doing his high pitched voice."
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"- Love that. - It was good but weird."
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"Ugh! So anyway,"
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"That's presumptuous, what if I have plans?"
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"and we're just feeling very like, um..."
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"Yeah, I don't remember."
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"Something about that top that just knocks me out, baby!"
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Ah, okay..."
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"- Jocelyn, hi! - Hi, Moira."
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"- Won't you, please? - Hey, sure! Hi!"
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"Good to see you!"
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"wouldn't it be fun to have the mayor and his wife"
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"So the other... so, last night um..."
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"- Invited me to Ted's, yeah. - Yes, she'd asked you to Ted's."
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"Yeah, we can go together, 'cause that's..."
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"So um..."
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"or do we always have to talk?"
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"Have you ever been in a relationship"
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"or over the clothes, it's not cheating, right?"
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"So whose pig do we have to slaughter to get an invite?"
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"What?"
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"Regular people?!"
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"Right, c-careful, Moira."
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"Thank you!"
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"Yeah, so, you're just really open to all wines."
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"Just gets delivered, as is."
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"So... Are we the only ones showing up to this party?"
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"Alexis had just said that this was a "party" party."
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"huh, have some dinner, play some games?"
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"you look like a little Georgia peach!"
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"- Hi. - So, where is everybody?"
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"Ooh, Johnny!"
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"Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Johnny..."
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"didn't have illegal substances!"
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"I'll fire up the cheese fountain!"
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"It's not important."
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"That's why I was talking to Alexis about it."
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"Stevie, how long have you and David been um..."
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"So everyone knows?"
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"I know them all."
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"Awesome."
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"and now you're telling me I can't talk about Trixie?!"
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"Oh my God, Ted!"
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"He could be the next mayor of this town if he wanted it."
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"That cookware fetish."
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"- No, no. - No, I read about that!"
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"maybe everything would've been less... confusing."
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"And I'm fine with that."
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"Thank you, I think so."
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"have ever worked with a ceiling mirror before."
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"Yeah, I uh..."
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"I'm actually that way."
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"Okay, yeah, I was um-"
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"- Oh my God! - Oh my God!"
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"and, let's be honest, neither can you!"
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"some boundaries about this whole"
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"This was a good choice."
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"We make good choices."
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"Mm-hmm, this was a really healthy choice."
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"Okay."
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"Which is where I should've been fifteen minutes ago."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, Stevie!"
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"What?"
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"It's your dad, he saw me! (Bleep)!"
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"It's the towels again, we need towels!"
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"Your dad can't know about this!"
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"It's humiliating for me!"
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"If it is, I'd love a key!"
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"Here you go."
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"Okay, this is a face cloth, and a bath mat."
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"Oh! Uh..."
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"I will get you some towels and I will bring them to your room."
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"Oh, I'd love to take them with me, I need them now."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"I will deliver them to your room."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"- Is anyone in there? - What? No!"
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"Stevie!"
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"That's really not necessary."
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"Okay well, I'm going back to my room now..."
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"No, Mr. Rose, please don't call the police!"
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"Dad, please just take the towels, and go!"
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"Oh..."
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"Well, I uh, I've got everything I need..."
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"Good seeing you both."
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"- Um, what happened with - Stop!"
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"- What um... Okay, what happened- - You said something about-"
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"You slept with Stevie!"
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"What, did dad tell the whole motel?!"
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"Well no, but I heard through the wall,"
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"So, was it cute for you, or what?"
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"It was fine, it was weird, it was weird, it was good."
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"I love that!"
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"Um, okay, so I have to tell you this,"
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"um, Ted wants to meet my friends,"
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"So I think it's getting kinda serious."
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"- It's been two weeks. - I know."
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"What's your point, David?!"
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"We're throwing a party at his place tonight,"
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"so I would say be there around like, seven."
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"That's so cute, bring Stevie!"
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"No, I'm not bringing Stevie, it's not a good time,"
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"- I'm gonna let the dust settle on that... - Well okay, but Ted's already getting groceries,"
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"and I may... I already invited her."
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"So it's gonna be fun!"
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"David, it's gonna be so much fun!"
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"Children, children!"
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"Your father and I have something to discuss."
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"I'm really busy right now, though."
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"- with whom to spend "time" with - Oh my God!"
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"Okay, I can't deal with this right now-"
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"And that's fine."
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"But we do have to be careful with our hearts and our parts."
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"Because a podunk baby out of wedlock"
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