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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cereal Bar (S05E05)

"where people watch their phones at full volume"
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"and make me hold their babies while they change its diapers."
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"I'm not on board with..."
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"I didn't even know the diaper part."
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"Oh, I am so sorry."
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"I am... I'm getting the signal, so we're out of time,"
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"but it was so great meeting you all,"
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"and Amy, my next call's at the Taipei store,"
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"so see you there?"
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"[both laugh]"
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"- [computer beeps] - Real nice."
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"We were gonna do our store chant for her."
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"We're really sorry."
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"What's your chant?"
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"Go, Chesterfield!"
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"- Yeah. - It's a good chant."
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"but how about I take you on a fishing trip, huh?"
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"Just you and me and a gentle breeze."
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"- It'll be relaxing. - I would not like that."
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"Oh, yes, you would. [Blowing]"
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"What are you doing... no, no, don't do that!"
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"I'm picking you up at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow,"
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"come rain or shine,"
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"and unfortunately, it is supposed to rain."
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"Okay, no. That's not happening."
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"Look, Glenn,"
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"I was just trying to get some paid time off."
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"You lied about mental distress?"
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"it sounds really bad, but I just needed a break."
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"I just wanted a day off where I could just"
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"and not shower and eat pizza."
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"That's how you spend your days off?"
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"Sitting in your apartment, alone?"
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"Well, I mean, I'm not really alone."
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"Of course."
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"That's basically like having friends."
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"Hey, I'm just glad that you don't have any problems."
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"I don't have any."
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"I'm just being quiet 'cause you walked away."
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"The cereal's gone."
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"It was supposed to last a month, and those monsters ate it in a day."
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"saying that Cloud 9 employees now get 50% off"
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"all Lyfts nationwide."
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"Huh."
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"Okay, well, I guess I am pleasantly surprised"
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"that Kira seems to have listened."
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"Yeah, she did, didn't she?"
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"Oh, my God. Is that a dirty diaper?"
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"Ugh, God, our customers are animals."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, well, I had to raid"
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"And a half-eaten box of chocolates."
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"Did a coconut check for you. Took care of 'em."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, I can still taste the..."
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"Oh, yeah, you don't like that gnoc-onut vibe?"
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"Don't say that. Don't say gnoc-onut."
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"Hey, thanks for taking a chance on me."
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"It's Valentine's Day. I had to follow my heart."
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"Nah..."
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"are you kidding me?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, Benny, but I had no choice."
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"This doesn't mean anything has to change between us."
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"Yeah, it kind of does."
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"I'll wait for you!"
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"Not sexually, or if I've met someone else."
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"Up yours!"
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"the one with the Z-System, steps up,"
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"[whispering] Wow."
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"Can I help?"
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"I saw some pictures of Zephra's headquarters."
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"And have her first impression of us"
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"It's just... it's just a friendly welcome call."
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"which, by the way, you killed it today"
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"- God. - We are together."
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"I'm going to the Chesterfield store"
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"to get in on their CEO call"
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"Your rollout of the Z-tablets led the region."
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"Um, yes. It's all good."
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"I'm Sandra Kaluiokalani,"
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"Yeah, I guess when you say it like that,"
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"I'm playing with the people online."
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"- Aww. - If you're gonna break our agreement..."
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"[siren blips]"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"He's a scam artist."
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"♪ And I don't know why ♪"
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"under "Employee Mental Distress"?"
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"He's just upset that the tablet"
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"[shouting] Diabetes stinks!"
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"Oh, my God. You did it."
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"to the health benefits and pay raises they gave us."
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"[whispering] Hey, Garrett, listen."
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"to get around the campus."
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"Okay, fine! [Laughs]"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"That's embarrassing."
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"Oh, really? I'm..."
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"Um..."
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"You know, well, I'm getting the signal"
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"Is this, like, a sting operation?"
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