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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cereal Bar (S05E05)

"A household name we all know!"
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"Just popping in to say hello to my new Cloud 9 stores."
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"Amy, right?"
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"I gotta say, it's fitting that it's Valentine's Day"
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"'cause I love what's happening in your store."
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"led the region."
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"Whatever you're doing, bottle that"
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"because I want it in my raw water."
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"Ha!"
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"I'm gonna be honest with you."
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"Retail's new to me, so you all are the experts."
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"to make your lives better."
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"Uh..."
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"well, actually, for a long time now,"
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"Address our breakfast needs,"
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"with the cereal bar."
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"And also getting to work in the morning"
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"can be tough for us, so..."
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"Which is why it's so great that we get to arrive"
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"Anyway, that's it."
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"That's all we wanted to say."
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"Okay, then."
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"I gotta hop on another call, but we'll do this again soon."
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"Wow."
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"but my fly was open for that whole thing."
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"Like, down and open. Like, basically framing it."
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"Okay, and if you could just get me that number"
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"by the end of the day, that'd be great."
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"Hey, a customer asked if the Zephra tablet"
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"is compatible with AirPlay."
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"We do not question Zephra. All hail Zephra."
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"won't do everything he wants it to."
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"And it never will if I'm not allowed to ask it to."
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"Would you guys just, like, get together already?"
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"Look, all I'm saying is..."
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"[accordion music]"
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"Oh, crap."
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"I totally forgot I set this up."
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"I mean, I know we said"
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"we weren't gonna do anything for Valentine's Day..."
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"Oh, okay, so you're allowed to break an agreement,"
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"but if I do it... wait, is that the guy from our first date?"
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"- That was very thoughtful. - I know."
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"- Is that gnocchi? - Yes, your favorite."
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"- I love gnocchi. - I know."
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"You can't tell your problems to Glenn the floor supervisor,"
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"so he clocked out."
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"Now Glenn the friend is here,"
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"Well, you know, if you must know,"
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"everything is just making me wanna cry."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Or adults purchasing items."
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"Mm."
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"Just everything here at work."
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"Well, sounds like you got a lot going on,"
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"but don't worry, I have a solution."
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"Is it signing the mental distress forms?"
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"Great. Better's great."
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"What information don't you have?"
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"You're willing to let all that go?"
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"You're a thief,"
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"for some completely earth-crushing,"
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"This is about more than just sex."
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"it would probably feel like a thunderstorm in our pants."
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"- Dear God. - Come on."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, I'll come clean."
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"I know that you did it, and I don't even care."
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"Dinner it is."
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"And breakfast."
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"Mm."
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"to get things off your chest."
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"Whenever I have troubles,"
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"I come down here and I shout 'em out."
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna do that."
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"Here, watch me."
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"[shouting] Why did I have a baby"
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"so late in life?"
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"You know, stuff like that."
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"You know, I think"
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"but maybe I could use some more examples."
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"I think I voted wrong!"
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"I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much!"
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"It's unprofessional!"
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"Still not getting it."
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"No, she's getting cash to tip an accordion player."
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"[scoffs] Thank God."
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"I just came to get some fresh air."
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"Everybody thinks I'm their cereal boy."
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"Earl just shook an empty bowl at me and snapped his fingers."
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"Hey, Jonah. I'm doing it."
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"Amy is not gonna be happy about this."
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"I better go tell her."
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"This job just keeps giving and giving!"
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"Whatever you're doing, bottle it up,"
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"'cause I want it in my raw water."
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"[whispering] Sandra. Sandra."
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"- Sandra. - Sandra, come here."
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"Both: Come on, come on."
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"We have to go."
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"[man talking indistinctly]"
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"- Sandra. - Retail is new to me."
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"Sandra, come on. Let's go. We gotta go. We gotta go."
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"- No, stop. I'm gonna be heard. - No, you don't have to be heard."
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"- We gotta leave right now. - I want a car."
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"I understand you want a car, but she's..."
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"Okay, Jonah, that's enough. Come on, let's go."
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"Hey, is everything okay back there?"
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"Hey! Just coming by to say hey."
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"Hey, Kira. Hey, everybody."
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"You don't... you don't work at this store?"
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"No. No, no, it's Amy Sosa?"
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"From the Ozark Highlands branch?"
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"We just had our chat?"
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"Right, the cereal fan."
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"You remember. That's... that's good."
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"Well, it was nice catching up. Sandra, let's go."
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"No, I have something to say."
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"and we demand self-driving cars."
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"I know Zephra has them, so you need to give them to us"
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"so I can stop taking the bus,"
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