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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cereal Bar (S05E05)

"You're impressed."
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"Hardly."
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"because I would love to impress a woman like you."
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"[laughs]"
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"You're just flirting with me to get out of trouble."
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"No, I'm flirting with you to get into trouble."
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"Oh."
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"I feel like I'm in a full sweat."
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"Just on toast."
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"so I should probably just put my butt over a bowl, and..."
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"Hey."
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"So the cereal bar is running low."
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"Someone should really be refilling that."
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"Yeah. I kind of thought that that someone would be you."
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"Right, or maybe, like, Justine or Sayid."
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"Anyway, Zephra also asked me to set up a video conference"
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"in the break room this afternoon."
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"A video conference? Why?"
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"The CEO is doing a bunch of surprise FaceTimes to Cloud 9s."
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"Just a five-minute meet-and-greet."
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"Like, cool. That's exciting."
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"just so we'd be in a good mood for the call?"
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"Come on. No!"
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"Why is everybody being so cynical about this?"
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"Except the cereal bar is."
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"We should really get on that."
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"No, I decided. It's you."
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"You have to admit, it is pretty convenient timing."
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"Can you just help me figure out how to play this?"
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"Kira Moon isn't some stodgy Cloud 9 CEO."
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"She's young and edgy and fun,"
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"and I think she's progressive."
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"Look at her profile pic. It's just a purple square."
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"how often do employees get to talk to the CEO?"
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"You know, we could bring up some of our issues."
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"be Veruca Salt barking out orders?"
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"That is pretty adorable. I don't know how they'd say no."
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"Look, we're not giving up on the issues."
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"It's not the right time."
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"Okay. All right, fine. Yeah, I get it."
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"We will wait for the right time."
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"Okay, great. So we're all just gonna smile"
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"and make a good first impression."
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"Amy, I need to report an employee theft."
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"Hey, it's our cereal."
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"Who cares if I eat it here or at home?"
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"- You can't fill up a backpack! - Fine, take some."
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"I don't need your used cereal."
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"Maybe we should just walk everyone through it."
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"No, they're children."
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"Hey, favor to ask. What can you do to ugly me up?"
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"Like, pockmarks, unibrow, fewer eyes, more?"
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"Well, why do you wanna look bad?"
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"I have a scammer in custody and I need him to confess,"
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"but he's into me, and it's just gonna make everything go wrong."
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"I mean, my personality's a homerun,"
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"so that's not exactly helping."
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"Well, if he's already seen you, it might be kind of weird"
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"to go back in there with more face parts."
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"It's starting to get very steamy in there."
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"No, no, no."
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"- Is he hot? - Yes!"
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"He's exceptionally hot."
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"But no, I don't like criminals, okay?"
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"But try telling that to my heart and my Hot Pocket."
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"Kira Moon from Zephra will be "surprising" us"
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"with a video chat."
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"We get to talk to the CEO?"
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"We should clarify which Hemsworth she's dating."
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"We should ask if the cereal was meant to be taken home."
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"I'm just curious."
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"No, we should ask her for stuff we need,"
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"like self-driving cars, right, Jonah?"
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"it's just a friendly call, Sandra, not an opportunity."
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"so I thought it would be good for us to practice, you know?"
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"Like, Glenn, pretend I'm Kira."
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"But she's just a normal person."
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""Me" as in you, or "me" as in her?"
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""Me" as in me, Amy."
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"But you just said that I should pretend that you're her."
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"Right, and I'm saying talk to her like she's me."
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"Okay, I should, or she should?"
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"that not everybody has to be on this call."
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"♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪"
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"Oh, man."
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"I'm sorry you had to see that, Glenn."
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"Oh, no. Come on, this is nothing."
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"I once drove a pallet of Mentos into a stack of colas."
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"I thought it was the Rapture."
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"Yeah, no, I..."
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"I'm feeling a lot of mental distress."
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"well, I'm so sorry."
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"Well, is there anything I can do?"
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"I mean, I guess you could grab"
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"the Zephra corporate guidelines and look up what it says"
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"Thank you."
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"Page 43. Just a guess."
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"Thank you for your patience."
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"This is Cheyenne, our head of security."
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"Totally."
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"So let's keep things professional."
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"So look, we have altered merchandise,"
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"a documented history of returns."
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"It'll be easier on yourself if you confess."
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"So you think that's my best move?"
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"Since when do you and I care about what people say?"
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"Ooh, so do you guys know each other?"
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"I'm not one of the herd, Dina,"
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"and neither are you."
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"Herds are absolutely for turds."
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"I'm stealing that."
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"Ah, then you admit you're a thief."
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"- Oh, you're good. - You have no idea."
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"So, like, how's this going?"
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"She's gonna let me walk so I can take her to dinner."
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"Like hell I am."
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"Cheyenne, what are you doing? Come on."
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"Ozark Highlands, how are we doing?"
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"Oh, my God! Everybody, look!"
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"- What? - Hey!"
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