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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cereal Bar (S05E05)

"It is!"
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"And I'm not thinking about my life."
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"- You got us cars. - I did?"
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"Zephra just sent a mass email"
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"Holy crap."
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"Maybe they're different."
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""Happy Valentine's Day, Grandpa.""
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"what was left of the seasonal aisle."
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"It's only fair."
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"Yeah, I ate, like, a whole coconut's worth."
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"And there was, like, a little bit of gnocchi in there."
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"I wish."
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"Good morning, Store 1217."
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"We have a very exciting surprise today."
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"Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade"
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"just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam.""
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"and I'm happy to."
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"Ah... It's a pipe organ."
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"Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church"
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"'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time."
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"Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ."
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"It's clearly bigger than a dog."
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"Well, we're all about to know what it is, so..."
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"Okay, I'm gonna need more data before I guess."
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"Otherwise, you're just giving me a free chance to be wrong."
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"Nobody's asking anybody to guess."
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"Okay, Mateo, on three. Ready?"
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"- One... - It's a cereal bar!"
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"[all reacting with awe]"
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"Mateo, I just said..."
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"But the dog that I was thinking of is massive."
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"Free cereal?"
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"Boy, you can really tell we work for a tech company now, huh?"
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"It's very disruptive."
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"Come on, peeps. Dig in."
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"Wait, wait."
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"What if I already filled up on breakfast?"
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"Just don't eat?"
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"Ah, man!"
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"People are literally whistling while they work."
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"I don't know. For me, it just pales in comparison"
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"What do you... oh, I get it."
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"They're just distracting us with shiny objects."
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"Look, Jonah, I get it."
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"that this could possibly just be a gift"
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"Be careful. Pretty soon, you're gonna be saying that unironically."
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"Saying what?"
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"Z-Fam?"
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"- Z-Fam. - People are gonna hear you."
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"Ooh, wow. No annual fee?"
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"Limited time offer?"
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"Yup, very limited."
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"That's why the guy in the picture has a flip phone."
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"The next guest in line,"
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"[loudly] Thank you."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, sure, no problem."
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"I do need you to sign a form, as it is a high-ticket item,"
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"so follow me and I'll get you your refund ASAP."
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"I'm just shopping."
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"Do you guys think this is real Lucky Charms"
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"Real."
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"The fake stuff turns your milk green."
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"This milk is true blue, baby."
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"Classy move, Zephra."
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"Okay, guys, come on."
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"Jonah has a point."
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"It's so big, they have self-driving cars"
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"We should all have those."
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"We wouldn't have to take the bus to work."
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"Well, I don't know"
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"that they're gonna give every employee a car,"
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"but what about a living wage?"
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"How are things over here?"
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"Yeah, everyone feeling "Grr-eat?""
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"- [laughs] - Oh, my gosh."
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"Speaking of cereal, you sound just like Tony the Tiger."
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"- You do! - Just like him."
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"- Amazing. - Impressions."
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"Yeah, no, I know. That's what I was trying to..."
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"Oh, you really flipped this little closet."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, right. Sun."
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"- Mm-hmm. - [scoffs]"
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"This is already too much work."
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"But it is better than being on the floor."
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"Plus I'm already tapped in"
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"to the assistant gossip network."
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"Never mind. I shouldn't say anything."
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"Well, you want me to shut this door for you?"
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"You know how Carol got suspended for..."
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"attempted cat-slaughter?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Terri from HR told me"
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"that she got suspended with pay."
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"I guess it's Zephra policy?"
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"Like, they're so afraid of a lawsuit,"
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"if they even hear the words "mental distress,""
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"they just give you paid leave, no questions asked."
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"Also, she said that the manager at Hilldale has a micropenis."
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"So it's been a pretty busy morning."
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"Please have a seat."
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"I'll get right to processing your return."
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"All I need from you"
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"I know you've been scamming the store for months."
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"What do you got?"
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"Oh. Well, this is a handsome guy."
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"But I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Then you won't mind if I open this."
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"It's your space."
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"You do you."
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"Whoa."
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"It's a good thing I'm returning that."
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"You guys should file a complaint with the company."
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"Okay."
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"- Listen... - Benny."
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"Listen, Benny, it's obvious"
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"you've been doing this for a while."
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"noise dampening padding, industrial shrink wrap."
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