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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (S10E10)

"(gasps) Oh, no. Oh, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think it's a raccoon."
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"Oh! Oh, the -- Oh, the horror!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"No, no. No, she's fighting."
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"She's fighting, Mitchell, with every fiber..."
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"That's right. ...of her indomitable chicken-y spirit."
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"And it's over. Oh, gosh."
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"Well, that's the worst farm calamity I've seen"
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"since a dinner theater production of Oklahoma!"
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"starring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar."
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"Delete. Hmm."
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"Where's the body?"
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"Um, dragged off."
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"Well, then she could still be alive!"
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"Okay. G-Grab her favorite squeak toy."
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"Okay, well, which -- which one?"
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"Squirrely Temple or Lionardo DiCaprio?"
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"It's like you don't even know her."
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""Dead-end alcoholics...broken lives, and broken dreams...""
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"Must be a different Iceman that cometh."
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"That's okay. It could still be good."
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"But, Dylan, you have to stop looking"
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"at the carnival over there."
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"I'm sorry, but it just might be easier to enjoy"
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"this unsparing look at life's castoffs"
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"and goeth to the bumper cars."
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"I'm literally asking for only..."
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"4 1/2 hours?"
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"Look. I know you want to prove that we're mature adults,"
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"We are the young people here."
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"Whereas..."
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"At the carnival, we'd be, like,"
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"the oldest people there?"
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"May I remind you what they said to us last time"
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"when they escorted us out of the ball pit?"
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""Excuse me, but this attraction really isn't for...""
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""Adults." Aha."
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"M'lady. M'Dylan."
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"(footsteps approach)"
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"Okay, we need to talk."
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"You bet we need to talk."
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"I was out of bounds throwing you out of that game."
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"You bet you were out of bounds throwing me out of that game."
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"But it was all my fault, Jay."
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"You bet it was all my fault, Jay --"
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"Don't Bugs Bunny me. (foot stomps)"
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"Okay. So we both like to be in charge."
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"But when it comes to Joe, can we both be on the same page?"
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"Like this morning when I was trying to get him to eat his vegetables?"
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"Back me up."
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"I knew I should have thrown away those beets!"
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"Stupid. What am I, 4?"
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"I guess we're not setting a very good example."
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"he thinks he can say no to us."
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"Yeah, like for his homework, his bedtime --"
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"Or something important like eating those nutritious..."
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"(lid creaks)"
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"Whistle! Whistle!"
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"(sighs) Phil, look."
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"I'm really sorry I lied to you about the hats."
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"But in all fairness, you do have a tendency to --"
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"We have 100 episodes of Hoarders on DVR"
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"That's not what this is about."
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"This is about me blindly believing"
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"whatever anybody tells me."
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"You're being too hard on yourself."
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"You want to see the best in people."
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"It doesn't mean you're gonna believe just anything."
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"Really? What about our beloved family heirloom?"
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"Claire? Hmm?"
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"Is this real, or am I just a fourth-generation Dunphy dummy?"
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"Well, uh, Mickey's shoulders are a bit muscular."
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"But, perhaps, Walt customized it"
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"for your great-grandfather because he was, uh --"
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"He sold ladies' bonnets. Oh."
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"Mom, can you slip Dad's credit card"
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"back in his wallet before he --"
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"Oh. Hey, handsome."
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"Further proof of how you all see me --"
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"as a turnip truck faller-offer!"
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"No. Then I'll ask you."
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"Do you believe that this was drawn by Walt Disney?"
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"Uh..."
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"Alex, get in here."
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"Alex! No, honey, you know what she's gonna say."
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"Her optometrist won't even let her wear contacts"
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"I need to know the truth. (sighs)"
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"Alex, real or unreal?"
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"Real."
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"Yeah, it's a little off, but didn't you say"
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"he had to draw it in the back of a truck?"
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"And what hitchhiker"
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"would be carrying around a drafting pencil"
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"if he wasn't some sort of an animator?"
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"And who would run out of gas on the side of the road"
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"but a starry-eyed dreamer envisioning"
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"the happiest place on earth?"
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"So...real."
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"What? Hey."
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"Yeah, they just called. I'm still in shock myself."
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"Oh, honey. I'm so proud of you."
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"Oh, let me get some champagne. Luke, help me with the glasses."
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"Alex, that's amazing. I knew you could do it."
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"You say that about everything."
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"Well, I know, but -- No, thank you."
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"Riding a bike, my first cello concert,"
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"freshman chemistry, this job --"
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"every time I was sure I couldn't do something,"
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"you convinced me I could."
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"It's nice to have a believer in the house."
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"(toy squeaking)"
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"I don't see her anywhere."
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"All right, let's maybe turn around and look over there?"
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"Okay, Mitchell, why would the chicken cross the road?"
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"We were never finding that chicken."
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"after sustaining multiple scratches,"
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"I put it in the back seat of my car,"
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"drove it to the egg farm, and lobbed it over the fence."
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"They can fly a little."
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