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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (S10E10)

"The soulful eyes, the nervous movements,"
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"the cute little splash of red on top."
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"She's just likeable."
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"T-The second I walk through the door, I'm one of them."
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"Howdy, Bobby. Hey."
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"Smells like rain."
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"What are you doing back so soon?"
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"Yeah, I told you you got to buy"
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"more than one bag of feed at a time."
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"No, it's no bother."
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"No, it's nice to get out of the field,"
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"Evenin'."
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"The problem is I can't let Cam know"
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"that I'm enjoying my new life as a gentleman farmer."
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"I-I've spent our whole relationship"
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"Ugh, it's all the encouragement he'd need"
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"to -- to move us to Missouri and go full Old MacDonald."
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"E-I-E-I-no. (clicks tongue)"
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"Did I leave that unlatched? Oh, God."
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"Hennifer? Hennifer?!"
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"Hey, do I get my voucher for a hot dog before or after?"
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"Oh, damn. I forgot it."
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"Late and no whistle? Where's your respect for the game?"
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"On a football field somewhere."
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"Hey, what do you say I borrow yours? Are you kidding?"
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"You're on field 4."
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"All right. Let's get this over with."
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"You are the referee for my game?"
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"You don't know anything about soccer."
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"Take that up with the lady who forced me into this."
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"Joe, Finn, Clyde up front!"
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"Lucas, Dylan, Chad in the back!"
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"Estefan, in goal!"
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"I'm guessing that Estefan is the kid"
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"His legs are hairier than mine,"
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"and I think he was wearing a wedding ring."
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"Let's get this party started, rookie."
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"Okay, they won't start unless you use the whistle."
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"Whistle! Whistle!"
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"Whistle! No goal! Purple offside!"
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"Offside? Are you blind? RIDLEY: He's right."
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"For the first time in weeks, Gloria had to listen to me."
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"I was in charge. Ridley said so."
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"Coach, you're running up the score."
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"You got to sub in some of your weaker players."
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"How about this kid with the neck pillow? It's usually a tip-off."
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"I'm not running up the score. I'm winning."
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"Pbht. That's it! Whistle!"
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"You're out of here!"
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"(shouting in Spanish)"
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"Doesn't frighten me."
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"A little bit."
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"(click)"
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"I'm kind of mad at my family, actually."
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"They keep saying I have one of those Peter Pan personalities,"
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"so, um, change of plans."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Dylan, don't make a thing out of this."
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"The elephant's not going to remember"
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"you promised to see him next year."
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"No, Haley. I-I can't hear you. Bad reception."
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"PHIL: Was Alex right?"
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"Had I been an unwitting -- an unwitting spy?"
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"I even dug out an old article they'd done on me"
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"in a Russian newspaper during my trip."
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""Young Tumbler's Mission of Friendship." (click, beep)"
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"revealed the truth --"
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""Famous Tumbler Denounces the West.""
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"I needed some fresh air to clear my head."
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"Had I been that big a dupe in high school?"
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"from trying to use me again today?"
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"Hey, Mr. D!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! What's up, buddy?!"
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"Makes you crazy, doesn't it, Commandant?"
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"No."
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"So you weren't about to straighten that chair?"
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"Because if the whole world isn't completely ordered,"
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"it feels like your skin is on fire?"
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"This is literally armchair psychology."
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"Luke, your label for me was spot on. I am a Dreamer."
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"No, worse, I'm a -- I'm a patsy,"
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"a mark, a full-on sucker!"
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"Phil, calm down. You're not a dupe."
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"Have a seat."
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"Hey, guys. Hey, Dylan."
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"Sweet lid. What did it cost you? Zilch."
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"Someone threw a bunch of them in the trash across the street."
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"So, uh, Haley's waiting for you downstairs."
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"Off you go. Hang on. I used to have a Panama that looked a little like --"
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"And my fedora!"
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"and you were just gonna throw them in the trash."
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"But this doesn't just hurt me, Claire."
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"What about the poor people at the Institute"
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"for Sun-Sensitive Bald... Americans?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Phil."
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"and there was all that clutter."
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"I'm sick. Tell him, Luke."
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"Save it, Claire. You think of me what everyone thinks of me."
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"I'm a rube, a pigeon, a greenhorn."
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"Okay, Dylan. Let's get you changed and lose the hat."
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"It's rude to block people's views"
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"where we'll be spending our afternoon..."
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"at an adult theater."
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"I mean, we all knew"
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"there was gonna be a third one, right?"
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"I didn't! Okay."
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"I must have left the latch open. You probably did."
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"I -- I know how much that chicken means to you."
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"I-I don't think I could have a chicken again ever."
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"Wait, wait. T-The security camera."
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"We can -- We can find out exactly what happened."
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"Oh, yeah. I...forgot about that."
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"Mitchell, Mitchell, wait, wait."
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"You're not used to the harsh realities of farm life."
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"All these animals -- they seem so sweet,"
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"but it's a bloodbath at the first sign of weakness,"
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"like dinner with our friends"
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"when one person gets up from the table."
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"Oh, my God. Okay, well, you -- you look and tell me what happened. Okay."
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"Okay, you know, I want to see."
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