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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (S10E10)

"Honey, you never wore those hats,"
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"and the charity was glad to get them."
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"Maybe you should have also donated my dream of one day"
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"going to the Kentucky Derby or Easter at a black church."
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"Hey, Alex. Quick tip. Smile during the interview."
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"I've been learning a lot about different personality types"
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"in my psych course, and you're kind of textbook borderline --"
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"all brains, no empathy."
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"You know, Luke, we are so very proud"
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"of all the hard work you're doing,"
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"and I look forward to hearing your insights"
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"when you finish chapter two."
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"But for now, maybe you could just put that book away. (chair scraping)"
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"No surprise you'd say that."
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"classic Commandant personality type."
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"Ooh, burn."
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"Oh, grow up, Haley."
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"Sadly, she can't."
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"Such is the plight of the Peter Pan personality."
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"You're saying Haley refuses to grow up?"
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"I don't believe that."
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"Which brings us to another type, the Dreamer --"
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"head in the clouds, tends to be naive, gullible."
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"I love that you're smart now."
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"That's your classic game-day breakfast --"
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"your carbs, fiber, your protein."
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"You throw a shot of brandy in there,"
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"you'll be ready to play in the Ice Bowl."
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"I don't eat beets. Never have, never will."
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"When you were 2, you ate a dime and a butterfly."
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"Now your body is a temple?"
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"He can eat a protein bar in the car."
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"We still have to pick up some players that live far away."
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"Gloria, this is not okay."
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"It's legal."
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"They have P.O. boxes in the district."
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"And besides, everybody bends the rules."
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"I swear the goalie from the other team"
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"Gloria, I'm trying to get the kid"
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"to eat his vegetables. I could use a little support."
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"Why aren't you dressed?"
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"You're supposed to referee two games today."
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"I told you I don't want to do that!"
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"I got my boxing match tonight."
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"Besides, those ref outfits are stupid."
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"Move it, Joe. You're not hearing that?"
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"So, Haley, you tell us about Alex."
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"Well, it was not easy sharing a room with a genius. (chuckles)"
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"She was always up reading and calculating,"
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"but she also inspired me."
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"When I turned 21, I said,"
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""Haley, time to be your own woman,""
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"I'm sorry. I don't -- I don't mean to interrupt,"
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"but I just keep replaying"
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"my answer to you about my parenting style."
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"Oh, don't give it a second thought."
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"But when I said I wanted to run away"
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"Yeah, absolutely. I know."
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"It's just that you wrote it down --"
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"So, Alex, I see you spent your summer in Honduras."
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"Any other travel that inspired..."
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"Mrs. Dunphy?"
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"If you could maybe just make a little, like, L-O-L"
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"next to my joke, so then it's super clear."
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"Australia, a camping trip to Costa Rica,"
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"and a month in Europe. Excellent."
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"Well, she does come by her wanderlust honestly."
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"to the Soviet Union."
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"Yeah, but she doesn't need to hear about that."
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"No, please. Continue. In the depths of the Cold War,"
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"my tumbling team was part of a cultural exchange."
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"I became friends with a Russian tumbler named Sergei"
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"who wanted to hear all about the U.S."
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"He asked me to -- to send pictures when I got home,"
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"and not just touristy stuff."
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"Sergei was interested in ordinary things --"
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"uh, airports, um, power plants, train stations."
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"His family was in the fence business."
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"He said our military had the best fencing..."
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"(chuckling) ...in the world."
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"I must have sent him 50 pictures"
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"of the perimeter of Camp Pendleton."
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"Anyway, we don't want to take up your whole day."
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"You wouldn't have time to write up your report,"
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"Which you could title Alex Dunphy:"
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"The Apple that fell very far from the Tree."
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"Thank you all very much. I will be in touch."
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"-Fun chatting. -You know what?"
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"We Dunphys clean up pretty well when we want to, don't we?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Mom, did you really have to OCD all over her notebook?"
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"And you, bragging about"
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"There's nothing that cinches a government job"
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"like finding out your dad was a Russian spy!"
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"Commandant, Peter Pan, Dreamer."
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"being the smart ones in this family."
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"Don't compare us!"
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"Your last English paper came back"
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"with a Garfield sticker on it that said "Way to go!""
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"That's the second highest sticker she gives out!"
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"Another fresh one, courtesy of Princess Layer."
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"Another new name? (door closes)"
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"She's already been Egg Ryan and Chicky Minaj."
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"But if it makes you feel any better,"
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"I think I know who I am again."
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"A person who hates chickens!"
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"They are filthy and beyond stupid."
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"The moment I can find the receipt,"
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"I am returning that chicken."
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"But I'm not gonna let Mitchell know because,"
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"like that vile bird, I made a big stink."
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"with the homecoming committee."
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"If polling is correct, the new queen"
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"and we already blew our ramp budget"
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"Cam, this will be my third trip"
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"to the feed and grain store this week."
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"We agreed that you'd be the one"
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"to take care of this awful thing."
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"I've never really felt a connection to animals,"
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"but there's just something about that chicken."
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