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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (S10E10)

"Yeah, I think the lady upstairs just screamed."
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"Something terrible just happened in the shower."
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"that means I've lost complete touch with my roots."
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"You know what I have to do."
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"Get a chicken."
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"and -- and I did a real deep dive."
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"ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com"
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"Controlling, obsessive --"
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"has been my Uber driver."
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"and I moved into the basement."
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"Mom, let it go. Okay."
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"The kids here all know about my high school trip"
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"Luke was right about all of you."
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"Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy"
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"(footsteps departing)"
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"I know having a chicken isn't your dream."
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"Oh. We're out of chicken feed again?"
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"I have a meeting at the school today"
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"Plus, I love going to that feed store."
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"away from the chicken...s."
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"(birds chirping)"
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"trying to tamp down his farm-ness."
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"Hey, are you Ridley? I'm reffing the 1:00 game."
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"Oh...Hey. You got your whistle?"
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"I just lost six weeks of school to mono."
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"(sighs) Okay, purple, let's go!"
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"who lives out of the district?"
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"Free kick for red right where the ball is."
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"Yes, free kick for red right where the ball is."
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"And...whistle."
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"Goal, yes!"
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"You either make the substitution or you are leaving my field."
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"How about that?"
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"(ringing)"
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"DYLAN: Oh, hey, Haley. What's up?"
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"We're going to a play, not the circus."
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"Let me move up."
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"Sergei told me the headline said,"
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"A quick scan into Google Translate"
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"And if so, what was stopping them"
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"You duped me into believing we were donating them to ISSBA,"
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"It's just that woman was coming and the interview --"
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"And now something this painful --"
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"And later, tell me what people say when I leave the table."
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"Okay, well, nothing happening yet."
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"Something's come into the backyard. What?"
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"W-We have to look for her."
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"Nope, nothing about Spider-Man."
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"if I knew that afterwards, we were gonna walketh over there"
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"but look at this line."
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"Exactly! When we say no to each other,"
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"This again? How I can't throw anything away?"
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"He was a longshoreman?"
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"'cause of all the excessive eye rolling -- Hi."
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"Also I got the job."
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"After an unpleasant struggle that I only won"
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"Oh, your arm's all scratched up. What happened?"
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"(exhales deeply)"
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"You know, now we just need to find an activity"
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"Uh, down."
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"(laughs)"
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"Time in!"
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"was gonna be down to those puckered end pieces."
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"(cellphone vibrating)"
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"(high-pitched scream)"
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"Oh, Mitchell. Are you awake?"
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"Should we check on her? No, that was me."
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"Oh, God. What did you try to shave?"
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"No, I forgot the words to "Thank God I'm A Country Boy.""
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"Okay, two minutes ago, I was on the back"
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"of a snowmobile with Daniel Craig."
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"Mitchell, I sang that song my entire childhood."
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"If I can't remember the lyrics,"
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"How could I let this happen?"
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"Don't be so hard on yourself."
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"I'm not. This is mostly your doing."
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"Should have seen that coming."
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"You have shamed the country boy out of me."
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"You roll your eyes when I say "y'all" or "fixin'"."
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"You made me take down our clothesline."
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"I just asked that we put it in the backyard."
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"Relearn the lyrics to --"
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"So, apparently, there's no legal reason"
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"why we can't have a chicken in our backyard,"
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"Okay, so this is the kitchen, which we recently remodeled."
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"(clucking) Get used to that."
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"Okay, this is the living room."
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"Okay, so, you and Mom will be in the chairs."
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"Me, Haley, and Luke will be on the couch."
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"And the interviewer will be right here."
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"Alex is up for a very prestigious government job"
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"that requires a family interview."
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"In case they bring one of those memory zappers,"
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"I've Sharpied all the pertinent information on my arm --"
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"PIN numbers, et cetera."
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"Oh, honey, you don't think that they're really going to --"
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"Oh, do not worry, little lady. I got you covered."
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"If you really want to impress the interviewer,"
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"why don't you try casually leaving out"
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"this completed New York Times crossword"
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"that I found at the gym?"
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"Why bring a knife to a gun fight?"
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"How about I lay out the family heirloom?"
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"1931. Great-grandpa Ted Dunphy"
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"is driving south from Modesto one foggy evening."
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"He picks up a stranded motorist"
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"and drives him to a gas station."
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"The man has no money, so Ted pays for his gas."
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"For you see, that man... was Walt Disney."
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"And this familiar fellow is Mickey Mouse."
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"Yeah, no thanks on the heirloom or the crossword, guys."
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"Let's just keep it simple, okay?"
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"Honey, relax. You're awesome."
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"It's gonna go great."
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"Just as soon as we get this chair back"
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"to where it's been ever since we've lived in this house."
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"Mom, can you please stop managing everything?"
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"You mean like when she cleaned my hat collection"
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"out of the front closet in case the interviewer"
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"looked in there?"
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