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Clips from Glee - Makeover (S04E04)

and I scored a 210 on my practice SAT,

"and I scored a 210 on my practice SAT,"

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and I was the only handi-capable member

"and I was the only handi-capable member"

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I'm not really worried about getting into college.

"I'm not really worried about getting into college."

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I know how people like you are afraid of the spotlight sometimes,

"I know how people like you are afraid of the spotlight sometimes,"

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but did you know that Franklin Roosevelt was part robot, too,

"but did you know that Franklin Roosevelt was part robot, too,"

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And I'm just going to say it again,

"And I'm just going to say it again,"

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- I'm not part robot. - I realize

"- I'm not part robot. - I realize"

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That I didn't do much as president last year,

"That I didn't do much as president last year,"

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and if you help me win again this year,

"and if you help me win again this year,"

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I promise to do exactly the same thing, which means

"I promise to do exactly the same thing, which means"

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I'll be president, and you can make all the boring decisions.

"I'll be president, and you can make all the boring decisions."

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I mean, it's no secret that a woman

"I mean, it's no secret that a woman"

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loves a man in power, and don't take this personally,

"loves a man in power, and don't take this personally,"

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but before I graduate, I would like to have

"but before I graduate, I would like to have"

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Why would I take that personally?

"Why would I take that personally?"

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- You and I dated. - We did?

"- You and I dated. - We did?"

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Look, you've got yourself a deal.

"Look, you've got yourself a deal."

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Cool.

"Cool."

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Okay, as you all know, as national champions

"Okay, as you all know, as national champions"

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we get to host the annual Show Choir Rules Committee meeting.

"we get to host the annual Show Choir Rules Committee meeting."

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Please tell me you're gonna ask what 1/3 vintage meant last year?

"Please tell me you're gonna ask what 1/3 vintage meant last year?"

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Or like, why some teams get to sing six songs

"Or like, why some teams get to sing six songs"

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and other ones only do one?

"and other ones only do one?"

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Speaking of competitions,

"Speaking of competitions,"

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shouldn't we start like, preparing for ours?

"shouldn't we start like, preparing for ours?"

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I have some ideas

"I have some ideas"

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which I am working on very hard.

"which I am working on very hard."

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to give anything away right now...

"to give anything away right now..."

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I have no ideas. I'm tapped out.

"I have no ideas. I'm tapped out."

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I spent all last weekend trying to think of something

"I spent all last weekend trying to think of something"

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for us to perform, and all I came up with

"for us to perform, and all I came up with"

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was a scat version of "Carmina Burana."

"was a scat version of "Carmina Burana.""

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- Yes, go ahead. - Excuse me, I'm not sure if what

"- Yes, go ahead. - Excuse me, I'm not sure if what"

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You were saying was actually important 'cause I wasn't listening

"You were saying was actually important 'cause I wasn't listening"

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but I'd like to make an announcement.

"but I'd like to make an announcement."

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First, I'd like to know if anyone can prove that Blaine

"First, I'd like to know if anyone can prove that Blaine"

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was actually born in this country.

"was actually born in this country."

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Second, I'm wrapping up the election

"Second, I'm wrapping up the election"

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by selecting Artie as my running mate.

"by selecting Artie as my running mate."

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Ah! All right.

"Ah! All right."

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I think by bridging

"I think by bridging"

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the human-slash-robot divide, we'll ensure

"the human-slash-robot divide, we'll ensure"

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that both students and vending machines will be voting for us.

"that both students and vending machines will be voting for us."

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- Still not a robot. - Brittany, that's not fair.

"- Still not a robot. - Brittany, that's not fair."

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This isn't a popularity contest,

"This isn't a popularity contest,"

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It's about believing you can make a change, right?

"It's about believing you can make a change, right?"

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What is that taste

"What is that taste"

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Is that sour grape?

"Is that sour grape?"

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Brittany.

"Brittany."

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- Hey, butt-chin. - Hey, Sue.

"- Hey, butt-chin. - Hey, Sue."

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I'm making a list of potential themes

"I'm making a list of potential themes"

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and right now I can't decide

"and right now I can't decide"

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between classic TV theme songs

"between classic TV theme songs"

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or a salute to autumn.

"or a salute to autumn."

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William, those are terrible.

"William, those are terrible."

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

"I don't know what's wrong with me."

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What happened to all my good ideas?

"What happened to all my good ideas?"

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Oh, don't kid yourself; you never had any good ideas.

"Oh, don't kid yourself; you never had any good ideas."

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chasing your bizarre childhood dream

"chasing your bizarre childhood dream"

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of a glee club national championship.

"of a glee club national championship."

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And now that that's over, well, you're waking up

"And now that that's over, well, you're waking up"

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to the incessant mind-numbing tedium

"to the incessant mind-numbing tedium"

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that is the day-to-day life of a schoolteacher.

"that is the day-to-day life of a schoolteacher."

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Take a look around you, William,

"Take a look around you, William,"

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at this sad panoply

"at this sad panoply"

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of walking human garbage.

"of walking human garbage."

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This is what you have to look forward to.

"This is what you have to look forward to."

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In a few short years,

"In a few short years,"

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morbidly obese...

"morbidly obese..."

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or both.

"or both."

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That's what I like to call the Full Charlotte Rae.

"That's what I like to call the Full Charlotte Rae."

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Personally, William, I think you should take

"Personally, William, I think you should take"

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and explore other job opportunities.

"and explore other job opportunities."

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Now, your penchant for bland, simplistic aphorisms

"Now, your penchant for bland, simplistic aphorisms"

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could give you a leg up

"could give you a leg up"

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in the motivational hot-air balloon poster business,

"in the motivational hot-air balloon poster business,"

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and of course,

"and of course,"

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means you're well on your way to a career

"means you're well on your way to a career"

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as a pedophile birthday clown.

"as a pedophile birthday clown."

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But I love my job.

"But I love my job."

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William, you had a dream,

"William, you had a dream,"

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and you achieved it.

"and you achieved it."

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Now move on.

"Now move on."

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Otherwise, you'll end up like that.

"Otherwise, you'll end up like that."

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Quietly smirking because you just did

"Quietly smirking because you just did"

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a little crop-dusting.

"a little crop-dusting."

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Oh, and now you're enjoying the sneaky tickle of your own stink

"Oh, and now you're enjoying the sneaky tickle of your own stink"

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as it ripples up your enormous, soupy butt crack.

"as it ripples up your enormous, soupy butt crack."

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Hey, why didn't you ask me to be your running mate?

"Hey, why didn't you ask me to be your running mate?"

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I'm like the perfect candidate.

"I'm like the perfect candidate."

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Well, I didn't want it

"Well, I didn't want it"

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to ruin our friendship.

"to ruin our friendship."

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I mean, look at Sarah Palin.

"I mean, look at Sarah Palin."

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She and her grandfather, they were super close,

"She and her grandfather, they were super close,"

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and they lost, and now they're not even speaking.

"and they lost, and now they're not even speaking."

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But I do think you'd be a great vice president,

"But I do think you'd be a great vice president,"

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so I'm going to help you out.

"so I'm going to help you out."

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Come here. Blaine Warbler?

"Come here. Blaine Warbler?"

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I'd like to introduce you to Sam Evans.

"I'd like to introduce you to Sam Evans."

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Um, we've actually met several times.

"Um, we've actually met several times."

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Uh, no. I'm picking my own running mate.

"Uh, no. I'm picking my own running mate."

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My family's on food stamps, so that will

"My family's on food stamps, so that will"

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get you the sympathy vote. I'm not gay,

"get you the sympathy vote. I'm not gay,"

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so that'll help with the not-gay vote,

"so that'll help with the not-gay vote,"

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and you know, I don't want to brag, but...

"and you know, I don't want to brag, but..."

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My impressions are hilarious

"My impressions are hilarious"

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100% of the time.

"100% of the time."

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It's George Bush, come on.

"It's George Bush, come on."

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Okay, sure.

"Okay, sure."

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First order of business,

"First order of business,"

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Artie and I challenge you and Sam to a debate.

"Artie and I challenge you and Sam to a debate."

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What's a debate?

"What's a debate?"

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I think it's time we tackled something

"I think it's time we tackled something"

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that we have been avoiding for far too long,

"that we have been avoiding for far too long,"

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and I think you all know

"and I think you all know"

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exactly

"exactly"

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what I'm talking about.

"what I'm talking about."

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Leather...

"Leather..."

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Leather, but in unexpected ways.

"Leather, but in unexpected ways."

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Okay, it's coming to me.

"Okay, it's coming to me."

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