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Clips from Dinosaurs - Family Challenge (S02E02)

"Everyone learned a valuable lesson about life."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"And I was wasting these precious hours with my family."
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"-Yeah. -I got to get a new TV!"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, 700 or 800 bucks."
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"And those Becklesons, they're gonna learn more and more valuable lessons about life,"
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"and I'm gonna get left behind!"
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"What am I going to do?"
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"MAN: (ON TV) Would you like to own this gorgeous 90-inch stereophonic,"
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"surround sound, state of the art, really, really big tube television?"
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"-Yes! -Well, you could,"
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"on television's favorite family game show, The Family Challenge!"
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"-Hey! I got a family. -Ah, yeah!"
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"Of course I'd have to split the TV with them."
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"Oh, what the heck!"
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"Now, the most important thing is, always save your double coupons"
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"for the more expensive items."
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"Is that my wonderful family?"
Dinosaurs
"I'm not talking to you."
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"Fran, I thought long and hard, and I think you were right."
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"We should do more things together as a family."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, you know, something that will teach us to nurture"
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"and share and improve our general knowledge of trivia."
Dinosaurs
"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, hey! I don't know. Nothing planned, no agenda."
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"A game show! The Family Challenge!"
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"A TV game show?"
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"-I don't know. -Come on, come on. It'll be great!"
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"What do you think, kids?"
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"All in favor, sit there motionless."
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"It's unanimous, Fran."
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"Seen this one."
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"-Ugh, seen this one. -(ROBBIE SCATTING)"
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"-Ugh, seen this one, too! -EARL: As you know,"
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"which leaves us 30 days to absorb all the knowledge in the world."
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"Now, some of us might not make it."
Dinosaurs
"Uh, how are we supposed to get so smart so fast?"
Dinosaurs
"No problem. As you can see,"
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"I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories."
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""Animal, vegetable, rocks.""
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"-Well, what about fire? -Vegetable."
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"-What about water? -Water is the opposite of fire,"
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"which we have previously established as a vegetable."
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"What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit."
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"So, water is a fruit."
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"Fruit is not a vegetable. So, it has to be either an animal or a rock."
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"We know it's not an animal. Therefore, fruit is a rock."
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"Daddy, I asked you about water."
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"Could we hold all of the questions until the end of the lecture, please?"
Dinosaurs
"Not the TV!"
Dinosaurs
"I don't want to do this."
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"-Charlene? -Why not?"
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"Well, you know, I'm used to being embarrassed"
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"by you guys on a local level,"
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"I don't know how I feel about being humiliated nationally."
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"Charlene, your father's just trying to organize a family activity."
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"perhaps, you'll realize that family is all you really have in the world"
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"and all you really need."
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"I've come to be on the game show."
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"Who needs you?"
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"Grandma Ethyl is part of the family."
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"She's the annoying part of the family, Fran."
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"Then I guess you won't need any help with the ancient history questions."
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"And what makes you the ancient history expert?"
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"I was there."
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"Mom, welcome to the team. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Yutz."
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"-Robbie, ask me another one. -Dad, you haven't gotten one right yet."
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"-I'm finding my rhythm. -(CHUCKLES)"
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"Go ahead, ask me, ask me."
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"Okay, okay. "What can fish do underwater that dinosaurs can't?""
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"Sing."
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"-Wrong. Breathe. -(SIGHS)"
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"-We can't breathe underwater? -Nope."
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"Oh, why don't we know any of this stuff? Why aren't we smarter?"
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"Why haven't we reached our full potential? What has held us back?"
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"-Don't touch that dial. -(CLICKS)"
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"-We'll be right back. -(CLICKS)"
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"-Your mileage may differ. -(CLICKS)"
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"-How hot was it? -(CLICKS)"
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"-This concludes our broadcast day. -(CLICKS)"
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"Oh, Fran, what if you're right?"
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"We've done nothing but watch television our whole lives."
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"And now, we know nothing."
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"-Now we're suffering the consequences. -(CLOCK DINGING)"
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"Now, we're missing the Winkie The Moose Show."
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"And they said if you only see one Winkie this season, tonight's the one."
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"Earl, we can change what we've become, starting right now."
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"You know, when you first came up with the idea of us going on a game show,"
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"I thought there must be some ulterior motive."
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"Motive? You thought that?"
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"-(CHUCKLES) Well... -But now I see it for what it is."
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"It's our chance to learn together and grow closer as a family."
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"(EARL GROANS)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"-Oh, oh, oh. -I know."
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"-FRAN: Yes! Right on. -(LAUGHING)"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"All right. Here is the concept of gravity."
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"Now, watch closely."
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"ALL: Mmm."
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"-(LAUGHING) -(ETHYL LAUGHING)"
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"(EARL LAUGHS)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"I never realized how lovely it could be sitting here with my family,"
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"sharing these lovely moments."
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"ANNOUNCER: Now, it's time once again"
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"to play the world's first and most popular game show,"
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"-The Family Challenge. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)"
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"And here's Mr. Family Challenge himself, Buddy Glimmer!"
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"First, our challengers."
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"-Let's hear it for the Sinclairs. -(CHEERING)"
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"Hi, everyone. Hi, buddy. I'm Earl."
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"Oh, ladies, ladies. Just like to meet the ladies."
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"-And this delightful lovely is? -Yay, yay, yay!"
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"-Oh, Charlene Sinclair. -(CHUCKLES) Of course you are."
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"Ooh, and who is this vision of loveliness?"
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"Uh, I'm Fran Sinclair, homemaker and proud mother of three."
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