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Clips from Dinosaurs - Family Challenge (S02E02)

"Pangaea's Funniest Home Injuries is only on right now."
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"But then you'll wanna watch whatever show comes on next."
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"Uh, but that's a totally different show."
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"-What is it? -Pangaea's Second Funniest Home Injuries."
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"I actually like that one much better."
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"-as a family and... -Ma, you're thinking too hard."
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"Relax. Look at the bright colors. It's...nice."
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"(GRUNTING) Come on, honey, turn that thing off!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)"
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"(SINGING ON TV) ♪ Pangaea, Pangaea ♪"
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"It's good to see ya get hurt!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"Oops."
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"(MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)"
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"-Oh, oh. -Huh?"
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"-CHARLENE: Oh, oh, oh, oh. -(ROBBIE HUMMING)"
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"You and I will eat dinner together like a civilized family."
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"NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt Pangaea's Second Funniest Home Injuries"
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"-for this special news bulletin. -EARL: Oh, jeez, hurry up."
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"Now, here's DNN news correspondent, Howard Handupme."
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"A meteor watch has been put into effect throughout the Pangaean panhandle."
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"Scientists have specifically pinpointed this particular house"
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"as the point of probable impact."
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"Come on, come on! What does this have to do with me?"
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"-Uh... Uh, Dad... -Uh..."
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"-EARL: What? -Uh, I think that's our house!"
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"Uh, yeah, I think so."
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"Nah..."
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"-Nah... -Not the Mama."
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"-Nah. Huh? Huh? -(GASPS) Yeah, look!"
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"-(EARL GRUNTS) -(ROBBIE CHUCKLES)"
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"Look at this. I'm on TV! (LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, everybody! It's The Earl Show!"
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"(SINGING) ♪ There are chicks ♪"
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"♪ Just right for some kissin' ♪"
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"♪ And I mean ♪"
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"♪ To kiss me a few ♪"
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"♪ Oh, hey... ♪"
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"(CONTINUES SINGING) ♪ Don't know what they're missin' ♪"
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"ROBBIE: Dad! Dad!"
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"We've been canceled."
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"We now return you to our regularly scheduled program."
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"Okay. Well, I've finished my preliminary claim inspection, Mr. Sinclair,"
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"and I would appraise the damage sustained here"
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"-at approximately... -Don't try and cheat me on this,"
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"Well, how much would you say your television set was worth?"
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"-$10,000. -Hmm?"
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"Good thing I popped for that extra media coverage, huh?"
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"Well, for us, yes. But if you refer to that large bound volume we sent you"
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"labeled "exclusions," you'll find that a meteor is only a meteor"
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"until it enters the Earth's atmosphere, at which time it becomes a meteorite."
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"We're not gonna get any money, are we?"
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"Not unless your house was hovering in space at the time it was struck."
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"It was! It was! You can ask anybody! I swear!"
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"-(SIGHS) -(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"I don't see this as a loss at all."
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"I see this as our chance to spend time talking to each other."
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"I see this as a blessing in disguise."
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"(YAWNS)"
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"(YAWNS)"
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"What exactly is this blessing disguised as, Fran?"
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"Misery? Awkwardness?"
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"Oh, I know!"
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"-It's disguised as mind-numbing boredom! -(CLATTERS)"
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"Look, we're not used to communicating."
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"We've lost the art of conversation."
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"-Earl, tell me about your day. -I don't want to."
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"Uh, may... May I be excused?"
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"-I don't see why not. -Oh, thanks."
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"-Don't you get out of that chair! -Uh..."
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"No one gets out of their chair until we talk to each other like a family."
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"Fine, Charlene, you can go first. Tell us about your day."
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"Okay... Well, I went to school."
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"-Nothing's going on there. -Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"There was a book or something. Then I, uh, went to the mall."
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"...and they analyzed my skin."
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"And it turns out I have combination scales!"
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"Some are oily, and some are dry, and some are in between."
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"Now, here's where it gets really interesting."
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"-They blended me... -(GROANING)"
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"...a custom scale moisturizer,"
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"emollient, Lusterizer conditioner mousse with a pH balance"
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"and a sun-protection factor, which, coincidentally,"
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"matches the combination body splash gel,"
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"and came in a free carrying case with a loofah!"
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"-Uh... -Robbie."
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"Tell me all about you. Let's get to know each other."
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"Gee, Mom, I'm not that interesting. Rea..."
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"Don't fight it, son. The more you struggle,"
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"the more painful it'll be."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"There is something I've been thinking about,"
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"No kidding!"
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"Like, if a tree falls in the forest"
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"and nobody's around to see it or hear it..."
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"Did it actually fall?"
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"Ooh! Now, that is intriguing. Who can build on that?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm going to see if the tree fell. I'll be back in a couple of days."
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"If you leave this house, I will never talk to you again!"
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"Throw in the rest of the family, then you got yourself a deal!"
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"MAN: (ON TV) Free, with your paid subscription to Dinosaur Sports..."
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"-(PHONE RINGING) -Hmm?"
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"-(RINGING CONTINUES) -What? The rock is ringing!"
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"Wow! (GASPS) It's a phone!"
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"It's a rock! It's a rock-phone! (LAUGHS)"
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"Yello? Yeah? Sounds great!"
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"Hello, the TV. I missed you. Did you miss me?"
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"First of all, on Oh, Those Becklesons,"
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"Arnie's son, Mikey, got picked on by a bully at school,"
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"and Arnie had to teach him a valuable lesson about life."
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"Ooh. I've never seen anything like that."
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"Yeah, well, those guys are breaking new ground every week."
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"-Geez! What else did I miss? -Oh, wait."
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"That's a great show!"
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"When Delores and Stan go out for the evening,"
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"teenaged Billy throws a party..."
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"And trouble erupts."
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"Did it turn out all right?"
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